If milk is spoiled in the morning, it’ll be spoiled in the evening.

Don’t get stuck get prepared

Brujos y brujas. Is today a good day to do un hechizo pa ganar mas dinero? Or do I have to wait two weeks?

MAKE IT A GOOD DAY. Make it a productive day

Can you block someone and still be on the same zoom call for work???

Dios mío. What are yal teaching these kids?!?!?!?

Waking up just for this damn meeting!!!

This is true. #WritingCommunity Don't give up. (Just in case you needed to hear that today.)

This is definitely what would happen if @whoa-elly.bsky.social and I showed up in the same outfit!

If only more people truly understood this…

ME TOO, GURL!!! Me TOO!!!

Let me gone and pour me another!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

We are ALL entitled to compensation

WHY CONTINUE TO PUNISH YOURSELF?

Lawd they frying pound cake

People gone people… that’s what I know for sure.

We celebrate the short kings every day in this house. If you’re under 5’8 may your day be great!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING! @wenwherewhy.bsky.social

Tonight I saw what I can give at 60 years if I take care of myself

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO, CABRONES!!! 😜

Thinking I could walk outside with no 🩲 but someone wants to wave at everyone on the street!

This is very real. As a man in his 30s. I’ve seen my days of casual sex and frankly, I’m not really tryna learn so many more bodies. I’ve become more selective and intentional about the partners I choose!

JERSEY MIGHT BE THE MOVE!!!

Yesterday I was described as a handsome guy with a full beard. I blushed cuz I don’t consider myself to have a full beard!

MOOD SETTING IS SUPER IMPORTANT FOR ME IN EVERYTHING I DO!!

What was the MET GALA theme?!?!

VENUS TEQUILA SHOTS SPLASH!!! #cincodemayo

Black art. Black talent. Black expression. We create and define and master culture with such ease. With such power. We just cool like that.

I’m not one of your lil niggas.

BLESS YOUR MONEY!!

SOME OF YALL NEED MORE WHIMSY!!!

I ain’t got it left in me!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 No tengo nada más

SOME OF YALL NEED MORE WHIMSY!!!

Saying someone is no good TO someone is very different from someone is no good FOR someone.

A country should not be solely ran like a business A country should not be solely ran like a business A country should not be solely ran like a business A country should not be solely ran like a business A country should not be solely ran like a business

It really breaks my heart to see someone I care about who is constantly going back to a lover that is no good to them. Especially when they are aware that lover is no good and only returning to them because it’s familiar. FAMILIAR DOESN’T EQUAL SAFE!!! But you gotta let people live!!!

RENT and Dreamgirls

Fighting evil by moonlight. Blasting heauxs by daylight. Never running from a real fight. She is the one named Sailor Goon!

Lord! if within the next month you feel it’s time to bless me with millions of dollars…

I receive this!!!

It’s Monday!!! 11 hours until freedom!!!

Quality time with loved ones

Tough times don’t last forever! Tough people do!

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. Charmed Girlfriends Will and Grace The Simpsons Moesha Family Matters The Parkers Glee Mighty Morphin Power Rangers X-Men Xena: Warrior Princess Hercules: The Legendary Journey True Blood Queer as Folk Noah’s Arc

It’s that kinda morning and I’m not ashamed

Aiight! somebody go down to the underworld and snatch persephone off that man!!! Idc idc idc ITS COLD

I can only be me.

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