I know Dave, ex-Tory like me! Glad to see you’re still employing us after such a tough time! Has Gullis applied? He’s be great as skools minister

Didn’t your vetting system see Lizzy Tee from Norfolk?

Vote for me when I stand for @reformuk.bsky.social I promise to raise your mortgage rates another 2.68% at least

Don’t make me write you a letter….

You want a secret? @suellabravermanmp.bsky.social isn’t her actual name It’s Sue-Ellen Cassiana

Where’s the flake?

My friend @jdvance22.bsky.social is just waiting for his Leader, Elon to pick him up from Day Care… He said to me “Butterfly, Chocolate, Woof” which are his three new words today

Thank you Sir Michael for the boozy lunch. Those two shandies went straight to my head! The deep state definitely made them champagne socialist and woke!

It’s Liz and her army of Muskrats!!!!

I only continued what @borisjohnsonmp.bsky.social started….

But where will I go? My village needs me!

They won’t let me stay. You need to have a secured job in the US and no one will employ me yet….

Love to the family.

I helped him with his foundation and the new skin tone, he’s looks so much younger for it

Trump still needs my support. When the protesting Liberals in America get to the White House, he’s already said he’ll speak to me on how I rode out the storm.

Make Lettuce Great Again!

You seem to be Robert, you replied to me! We’ve got to save the west!

This is a disgrace Where’s my name in this list?

I’ve asked for the BBC to be defunded as I can’t afford my TV license after losing my Conservative Party job If you want to pay for my travel, I’m excited to see Donny and Don Jr soon!

Can you share it with me? Don’t leaf me hanging!

Blame Kemi She asked me to be quiet….

A source close to me has said reform might invite me to join…

I’ll always be an MP in my own mind

It was the fault of the champagne socialists, the woke blob, the guardian….

I had more days as Prime Minister than people can remember who I am I’m completely honest, the blob took me down!

My Orange Overlord hasn’t let me get to close yet. I’m trying to arrange a meeting through our mutual friend, Steve and I promise to you @harbaysbuddy.bsky.social that I’ll shake both Mr Trumps hands.

My economics plans would have made the UK great again! We’d have had great savings rates, a currency that made everyone millionaires and investors queuing up to buy what’s left of our assets! I for one welcome the Orange Overlord

Gotta work, work, work, work, work…. Now it’s indoors, I’m not invited

They’re on the way Just going through all the Allen’s in the phone book….

What’s your address? You’re getting a letter!

The residents of Thetford agreed to crowdfund my ticket. They’re lovely people.

I’ve always been at the forefront of fashion

I’m very much for free speech…. Unless it offends me

But can a lettuce say the Bank of England, OBR and Treasury have captured by leftist woke ideology? I’ve never heard a lettuce speak.

Roy, were you the person who called Radio 4 and describe me as all fart and no shit? www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/radi...

Good to see the Liberal Lefty media still know who I am, but they forget it’s the champagne drinking, liberal left, tofu eating woke who really crashed the economy Even though they didn’t make a single decision, it was their fault.

My lawyers have instructed me to write you another letter. I’m considering which one of the 26 to send you

Only 9 years and 269 days left to save the West.

Oh I will…. Aaron A Aaronson, your letter is on the way

CEASE AND DESIST! CEASE AND DESIST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS NOW! CEASE AND DESIST! 💪

My friend Steve told me he was concentrating on my audiobook. Thanks Donald for listening to my ideas

Thank you Sir Michael for your support. Free Speech for everyone apart from the woke lefties who don’t agree with me

This week, I’ve had someone write a letter for me to Keir Starmer. If he keeps saying saying that I did what I did, then I’ll get someone to write him another letter soon.

My friend Steve told me this song reminded him of me. Never heard of this Shaggy fellow before today, but it really wasn’t me