Walked by a guy with a Hurley shirt and first thing I thought was “oh shit Weezer merch”

People say cold medicine tastes gross but I think it’s kinda yummy. Like no wonder they’re putting it in sprite

Holding in laughter got me sounding like a geiger counter

Do people actually not like Mega Starmie? With how overdesigned some megas are it’s refreshing to just have a stupid, funny design

I thought it was cool how you could unlock the default Mii fighters in Smash Ultimate through World of Light mode, but I feel like I haven't heard of anyone else besides me doing it. As someone who grew up playing a ton of single-player modes in Smash it makes me a little sad

Finished the Dead Space trilogy and picked up the Awakening DLC during this steam sale. It was extremely short and weird but I realized it works well if you imagine it as some kind of nightmare or purgatory. Given that it was a separate team working on it, I think this framing makes a lot of sense

Guy who vocal stims Hitler speeches

Guy who’s only read Mein Kampf: You know this is giving me serious Mein Kampf vibes

Genuinely innocent guy with a hyperfixation on Hitler

Guy who hates politics who has a hyperfixation on Hitler

I'm reminded when Nintendo stated that TotK wouldn't become the new norm and was simply going to be a case-by-case basis based on development costs going forward. Which turned out to be a massive lie. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintend...

NorthernLion, Tyler1, Nimi Nightmare… bald streamers are powerful

I was hopeful for this era of Nintendo but Switch 2 stuff is so prohibitively expensive right now. I hope prices come down eventually…

Dead Space 3 introduces a crafting system in place of the shop/bench and it’s kind of pissing me off. I guess late 360 era was when this started worming its way into games

Generational packwatch today rest in piss bozo 🙏

When I finally get sent back in time to relive my life optimally only for me to slip up and tell someone that Dune is my favorite movie (they think it's the David Lynch film)

Learning that anti-yaoi paddle sentiment has not yet reached dark romance novel conventions

Avoiding sending Northernlion clips to my girl so she doesn't know I'm cribbing his sense of humor

These Thanksgiving leftovers bussin

Streets turned me despicable but my money still gru

It’s crazy how fast you can oscillate from “it’s so over” to “we’re so back”

My therapist has me coming in at 4pm, doesn't he know how fucked up that is for a neuroirregular fellow like me

Taking my momentum from finishing the System Shock remake and System Shock 2 and funneling it into Dead Space, Prey, and Metroid Prime

Being off Twitter is so healing, I thought the original tweet was pointing to these guys as a positive example of masculine men

Kevin Durant in post-WWII America be like “what are we doing to our walkable cities”

I wish the popular idea of the frontal lobe being "fully developed" at 25 would die. The study responsible for this belief ended at 25 girl the implication is that the frontal lobe is possibly always growing and changing!!!

Realizing Game Freak was kinda spitting when they designed the villain group in the American region to look like religious zealots

Siding with Shodan in System Shock 2 because you have a humiliation fetish

Eating the slightly out of date food in my parents’ fridge and tanking the debuffs to fill my hunger bar

When I see "sybau" my mind autocorrects it to "start diggin in your butt twin"

Going to therapy, got me feeling like Monk

Trying my best to seem like a non-tweaker when speaking to my medicine doctor

It's crazy how time zones are vibes based

Saw Weapons, it's basically just a part of JoJo

Unfortunate cutoff on the new Tyler1 video today

Nah bro they're grilling me on Dress to Impress

Playing Roblox for the first time in like a decade, when did they make the walk cycle so cunty

Being back in America sucks man I never want to drive a car again

Is there a lore reason they made the Matrix suck instead of just making it awesome so no one would want to leave

Being on the plane’s gotta be a top 3 time to watch a movie

Everything Everywhere All at Oncing myself so I can sync with my hibachi chef version and flip the shrimp into my own pocket

Alright guys I’m back in America, why is orange man still here.

Hate those Instagram posts that have multiple versions of the same relatable-type meme. That shit’s not even coming from the soul they’re just farming interaction

The circles in the venn diagram of "people good at making scripted content" and "people who are willing to talk about vtubers" do not overlap

Arcade pub where instead of reciting poetry you show everyone the speedrun you've been grinding

American spy getting caught in Japan for trying to open chip bag by pulling the spine rather than tearing from the edge

I like how capitalism continues to cut people out but also says if you’re unemployed you should die

Why’s ice cream taste better when you eat it with a little wooden spoon

The censorship of 80+ games on Steam this week was apparently the work of Australian antiporn group Collective Shout, which partnered with US evangelicals to pressure Visa and Mastercard. They claimed, without evidence, that the games involved child abuse. Great work by @acvalens.net for VICE.

Watching One Piece theory videos and realizing this shit probably has another decade in the tank