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I HAVE 700 FOLLOWERS ??? HELLO WHERE DYALL COME FROM I DONT POST ON THIS PP AT ALL

@ismayel.bsky.social finding out I’m 30 and roasting me for being old lmao

wtf why does ostonox follow me on here

hey yall

i dont understand the tweet the onion posted the article on November 19th, and babylonbee did so on November 18th. i don't understand the tweet someone help me.

A LEGEND JS BACK

oh wow.

fixed it

Idk how this app works but I’m just gonna start posting 🤷 here’s me and some of my art

thanks for 5 followers

no thoughts, just an underlying feeling that no matter how much you fight your just a bird stuck oil, flapping its life away to the expense of big corporations

5'2 OMEGALUL

why does this breed of dog look like a deformed white bee

the funny thing about watching Hasan for a while is you develop a sixth sense that tells when he goes live

Incredible

I am willing to participate in slavery actually

@theonion.com please hire me im funny and willing to work for the most meager pay imaginable.

why are we facebook posting

why is the "democrat" anchor on Fox News more left wing then many democrat anchors on say like CNN

i creamed kinda

i love the bluesky hype but it jsut doesnt feel the same... mann.

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com

oh wow

am i being stupid for genuinely being scared for Hasan's life

can someone explain to me why so many politicians are raging pedophiles

guys look what if found #doingdrugs

liberals being mad at leftists is like when the one dude who thinks hes in charge in the group project gets angry at the one dude who actually read the teachers instructions

never let Hasan cook on mysgoniginy

eating !!!

me and my bestie are going out to eat. having a joyful day.

Hey! 👋🏽 I’m back. Is anyone still here or seeing this?

#STOPTHESTEAL THE REAL WINNER IS JILL STEIN. BOTH THE REPUBLICAN AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAVE BEEN ROBBING THE MASSIVELY POPULAR GREEN PARTY VOTES.

Here's your Intercept Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/Jhpt4a9

feeling cute recently (im so hungry brah)

am i the only one who never goes to the main channel to watch hasan content on youtube. only fan channels

shat so hard i saw ice spice through the tears

"the only reason Trump likes hitler is because he sees himself in him" remarks dumb liberal

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