Huge fan of this trend, who’s ready for Sapphic Scifi Summer

My peaceful morning is currently being disturbed by some child having an absolute meltdown about a duck walking across the path… we’re next to a lake my dude, chill out

If everyone around you can hear your one sided conversation, you’re not having a conversation, you’re hosting a shit TED talk that no one consented to be a part of.

Morning coffee spot 🫶🏼

Went down well on the green circle on ig… Happy Sunday xoxo

After only wearing shorts for like two weeks, going back to jeans because of the rain feels horrific

The urge to completely reset/restart my snap because it’s 97.5% gays I don’t know showing penis at inconvenient times

Someone please explain why my current wake up time without an alarm is like 6:30 😫

Call pharmacists “Yeah it’ll be ready in 20mins” 20mins later, go do food shop then to collect “Yeah it’s gonna be another half hour” Why did you tell me 20mins, I would’ve stayed at home for longer 😫

The boots where I collect my prescriptions has the worst a/c ever. It’s like being at the London Solid Pink Disco gig but with less shirtless twunks.

I’ve met three excellent dogs while sitting with my coffee before my haircut. Today is a good day.

Just seen a man with only the back of his T-shirt tucked in… would’ve been whatever but the tee’s colour was oddly close to his skin tone and it was just an unfortunate choice…

This still stands the second time round. @ldlapinski.bsky.social

Waking up naturally at 6:51 on the first day of annual leave feels homophobic. I didn’t set an alarm for a reason! 😭

It’s sunny out and I’m in too good a mood, so feel like a book that’s gonna make me cry, and the obv choice is Some Body Like Me by @ldlapinski.bsky.social.

Why you wearing 4” shorts with thick thighs and leg tattoos if you’re gonna give me stink eye for looking? 👀

Oh, wanna know what I fucking HATE? The vile little light in train bathrooms that provides one single spot where you can kinda see yourself, but only the tiniest sliver of your face, as long as you’re practically doing the crab

How come I can have signal across the entirety of the Metro network (except that one weird patch between Haymarket and Jesmond) but the tube has nothing except for at stations?

Lowkey hate when work book a paper travel card with my ticket because it makes me feel like a tourist when London is my hometown. And yes, I appreciate that it saves me money and I appreciate the consideration, but tapping my phone is so much more chic, y’know?

I thought I ATE with some pics of my face from yesterdays makeup theme day, but it turns out I cannot take a beauty shot to save my life 💀

I go to head office on Tuesday for a meeting. I still haven’t been sent my train tickets. I’m supposed to be going down at like 7am…

Just had the loveliest people in work and it was exactly what I needed after how long and boring today has been

This was the right decision

I might walk to work today…

The sun today: beautiful, stunning, life changing, I am flourishing The wind today: please, my nipples can only get so hard from the gusts, please stop

Sat in the sun on my lunch break with my sleeves rolled up is exactly what I needed

Don’t skip! Post you in another country

Perfect because mentally I’m always falling to pieces

I’ve had two separate people today tell me they loved my tattoos and thought they were really cool, and I will be riding this high for days

Just got home and wondered why the hallway and kitchen was so dark. Then remembered I was wearing sunglasses, not my actual glasses.

The lighting was better before the clouds moved in

Just had to put my book down cause of something that happened in it and I can’t even scream cause Tel’s working upstairs 😅

I left my bottle of Dr Pepper upstairs and I don’t know if I have the energy or motivation to go up and get it

I need someone to give me like £5k so I can buy a new wardrobe. Full disclosure, a fair chunk of it will be spent on this MiuMiu worker jacket 😍

*joins call* “Waiting for others to join” *immediately leaves call so I’m not the first/only person on it*

I have a teams call on new product launches in about 20mins but I would like to just go back to bed instead

Got told I look like a slutty Disney prince today… I’ll take that

So did the Oliviers just not show the Best Supporting Actress/Actor in a Musical awards or did we miss it?

The full, nine step skincare routine has been completed, as per Sunday tradition, and my face is g l o w i n g

Excuse the redness but my two new magpies are done and I’m in love with them Ngl the second one was spicyyyyyyyyyyy

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

no /you/ had to emergency paint one of your nails cause you chipped it and it looked rank

someone please explain why i just had the filthiest dream starting fucking jonathon taylor thomas (and terry) from 90’s tv show home improvement?

just seen some “influencer” (in the loosest possible sense) list an unreleased fragrance as their signature scent…

after how busy this weekend has been, metro is d e a d 💀

10/10 no notes

the only bunny i care about

my hair may be a mess but i have coffee and a government ordered day off work 👌🏼