found it really challenging to say “happy new year” out loud to people this year, because of the ** gestures at everything **, you know

“All day long, this relentless noise. Cowards like you weaponizing lies. Taking people’s insecurity and fear, and making it currency. You are exhausting. You stamp on the truth, choke our bandwidth, and shred our patience, because the only strategy you have is to wear us down.” - The Doctor

What if we taught AIs to dream for memory consolidation like humans do?

Getting to the point of considering taking a second job so that I have the money I need to pay for the commute to my current job. #newyearresolutions

tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us

Ah, the simpler times.

Just had to explain to my son that no, animals with tails don't poop from the tip of the tails and no, the tail is not in place of the butthole. Hilarious tho.

at least tomorrow is next year

Getting looks for asking too many hints during this IQ test. Like, how many hints are too many?

There a people that if they'd wake up to a world where all their wishes came true, they'd still be miserable.

If santa was real it'd be a real fucking problem for the econom son. Oh. Oh no. stop crying. Aaah fuck.

Does anyone else have a lit of aspirational podcasts? As in podcasts I'd love to listen to but either don't have the time or can't be arsed and instead they just sit there accumulating unplayed episodes badge on the app as a passive aggressive reminder of my failures? Just me? OK then.

Happy holidays you bastards

"Journalists regularly tricked by astroturfing groups" would be a good story but you can see why they don't write that one

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My two cents therapy on #pluribus is that the plurbs are in perpetual bliss because they are constantly experiencing a decent chunk of the world taking a shit and the combined ongoing relief is what's causing it.

Well, I didn’t have Trump witnessing and possibly being accomplice to the murder of newborns of teenage victim that was sex-trafficked on my Bingo cards this year, but there we are. fucking hell. #EpsteinFiles www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Spelled out for those at the back.

@thecroftonshow.bsky.social couldn't have said it better. The closest we've come, as a society, to a social revolution was when the finale of Games of Thrones sucked. #TheDailyZeitgeist

What if, hear me out, what if, flats and high density building are only allowed to be owned by the government and managed as social housing - and only rent it out at a % of median income, whilst houses ownership is allowed to everyone for regular houses but like, you can't rent it out.

If someone wears a Christmas jumper that has a Star Wars image on it and it's Star Wars themed but knows nothing of Star Wars does that mean it counts as cultural appropriation

Michael Scott hating on Toby makes so much sense after you've dealt with any kind of HR.

After the speech, a reporter asked Trump of all the lies he stated tonight, what was his favourite. Trump replied 'I don't lie'. The reporter said that was his favourite as well. By /u/Dave_The_Dude

Can't wait to turn 67 so that I can annoy all the Cannibal Raiders when they'll come hunting for me on my birthday as I'll be of age for the ritual of renewal that happens every year since the event.

Like I'm not upset about it, but I understand why I'm nobody's emergency contact.

Just kidding. I can't afford a therapist lmao.

My therapist asked me about 6-7 because I have kids and I told him it's all meaningless. They shook their head muttering "so much work still to do.."

It's 2025. AI sole contribution anyone can really remember is slop. Love to see it.

Wonder if Santa's packing this year.

We're at the tail end of 2025 and tram is still not the main method of public transportation in London.

"I'm sorry your honor, I'm a cat." lives rent free forever in my brain.

Me and my partner, both in our 40s, now giggling when we notice 6-7 in everyday conversation. #lifeGoals

So I've recently found out about the whole situation at the north pole. Get this, elves recently unionised and organised a peaceful protest against poor working conditions, and Santa hired the pinkertons (they're still around?) to squash the protest. It did not end well for the elves.

I'm starting to think I might never get around catching up with my watch list.

I want to go live in a place where after a while I get to hate tourists during high season like a true local, but like, ironically, and never to need to take vitamin D supplements ever again.

My internal voice has an accent I can't get rid of. So annoying of me.

Willy Wonka would totally be best friend with Epstein.

The line between being a very passionate person and a drama queen, is very very thin.

It often debated yet never concluded why the Romans decided to start counting years from the time they invented the universally recognised curse "christ", the significance of which remains a mystery.

can’t say I’m surprised to see Vecna on the Epstein list.

my gut tells me Voldemort would’ve been an android guy

Went to see #NowYouSeeMe now you don't yesterday and my biggest takeaway was that, had Luigi used more theatrics, more magic and a sprinkle of showmanship, he would have gotten away with it.

Just remember there are people out there living life as themselves, going through the same shit as you and I do. AS THEMSELVES.

The reason why I don't diet is because everyone who I've ever met that was on one, was also a miserable mess.

In a new development, the angel over my shoulder is now sarcastic, like, all the time.

So these cop meetings are just as valid as the Nobel peace prize huh.

Maybe we should bring back 1900's cold medicine.

Wild to live at a time when it's not completely unreasonable to consider which group of wealthy Pedos is more politically aligned with our needs in this farse of a democracy we're living through.