Why would they do this..... lailluminator.com/2025/12/09/l...

Incredible stuff.

This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible I love it more than life itself

And I said "Welcome back, Dorothea & Will Middlemarch"

🐱

A BANGER

If I attempted an insurrection & the administration after me not only failed to enact consequences but also allowed me the opportunity to come into power again I would also learn the lesson that I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody with power will ever try to stop me.

Cannot stress enough how funny the rattle after the BOINK is.

Chiefs lost AND they have less than a 20% chance of making the playoffs. I'm so happy I could cry.

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD

Rain game in Miami last week. Rain game in Tampa this week. It's not a coincidence. It's the black cloud that follows the Saints everywhere they go

Pelicans? Losing again? I said oh I’m sure.

that's right. fuck that stupid owl

I think this is Very Funny

I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences

Saw this as I was leaving work and went "look at these losers"

you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.

Every Sunday I fight for my life (watch the New Orleans Saints play football.)

@kenzotenmas.bsky.social I can't remember if I sent you this already BUT

every weekend should be four days

@kenzotenmas.bsky.social Good evening

@kenzotenmas.bsky.social Good afternoon

@kenzotenmas.bsky.social Welcome back, Akane....

"Shut up", he explained.

@kenzotenmas.bsky.social you cannot go wrong with a classic BONK

@diplomatofnight.com you may have found this article already but I saw you tweeted about it earlier and I meant to send it to you x.com/infinite_jaz...

They're calling them the 2026 SB Champs Chicago Bears.

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

@kenzotenmas.bsky.social she's at it again

remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat

To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit. All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I should have been there.........

Eagles should be ASHAMED of themselves!

Well it is a Saints Falcons game

BKR’s new video is such a banger

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

need the 30+ year olds in general to let that universe go. there’s so much better fantasy out there from authors who aren’t bigots.

congratulations everyone. having met our "enough Internet for the day" quotas within moments of logging on, we're all free now

Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.

Me with the person who paid in order to transcribe it to google docs for the rest of us.

Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.

Zohran’s got the dang juice

I hate that it's dark at 5 pm.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Why is every single social media site so against chronology?