Cringe is a victimless crime. Quit treating it like a capital offense.

a reminder

❤️‍🔥| Taylor Swift now holds the top 4 biggest album debuts in Spotify history! #1: TTPD - 314M #2: The Life of A Showgirl - 249.9M #3: Midnights - 186M #4: 1989 (TV) - 176M

Got them all now; PARIS LONDON CHICAGO MILAN BERLIN NASHVILLE NEW YORK SANTA MONICA LAS VEGAS MELBOURNE BARCELONA BEVERLY GROVE

one thing i’ll never get is going out of your way to make a whole thread about hating an artist/album/song etc. if you hate it why are you putting even more of your energy into it?? you’ll never know who my least favorite artist is cause i’m not spending my energy making hate posts about them

my 🗣 advice is to always ruin 💥 the friendship 💔 Better that than regret 😭 it for all time ⏳️ Should've kissed 💋 you anyway And my 🗣advice is to always answer the question ⁉️ Better that than to ask 🤔 it all your life 🪦 Should've kissed you anyway 💋

we need people out hunting in these places❤️‍🔥: Paris London Chicago Berlin Milan New York Santa Monica Beverly Grove Las Vegas Melbourne Nashville Barcelona

i can’t believe how lucky i am to have all of you sweet pocket pals! how much fun we’ve had, loving Taylor together, caring about, and for, one another. i text with some of you and dm with others. just feeling incredibly grateful this morning. i love you (yes you) so much! 💖✨✨ go get your crown 👑

Taylor: releases TTPD People: "Oh these lyrics are too deep for the general public to understand and she's failing to catch on with the mainstream..." Taylor: releases a fun album that everyone can enjoy People: "Taylor's lyrical genius is fading..." Just. Fuck. Off.

i would bet money that there’s a physical orange sparkly door somewhere in each of the 12 cities.

EVERYONE GOOGLE TAYLOR’S NAME!!! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING❤️‍🔥

showgirl is getting quite a strong response from normies and swifties alike. good thing i like my friends (taylor swift) CANCELLED!

no one cares if you hate taylor swift btw

Nicki pivoting from talking shit about cardi b to livetweeting about Wood is fucking sending me

HAPPY STANDBY DAY

I protect the family (bluesky swifties)

my outfit from the movie showing last night! part 1/2

WELL ITS INTRUGING BUT TO GO WOULD COST ME GREATLY SO WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE SHOW WOULD I BE TAKING? WELL FAIR ENOUGH YOU’D WANT A PIECE OF ALL THE ACTION ID GIVE YOU SEVEN WE COULD SHAKE AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

i love having a swiftie mom

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

this empire belongs to me leave it with me i protect the family

i love the first few days of a new taylor swift album cause my brain just shouts random lyrics at me like "ELIZABETH TAYLOR, oh-oh-oh-oh OH MY LORD, it's actually sweeeeet, pledge allegiance to your hands your team your vibes, his love was the key that opened my thighs, because my DICKS BIGGER"

I found all 6 poems in 4k so I thought I’d share with y’all ❤️‍🔥

i loved the movie no spoilers but absolutely worth the watch

from “oh damn, never seen that colour blue” to “ocean blue eyes, looking in mine” to “deep blue but you painted me golden” to “my heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue” to “don’t want no other shade of blue but you” to “catastrophic blues, moving on was always easy for me to do” to:

y'all remember when we all LOVED TTPD and then we peeked outside of our sparkly bubble and non-Swifties dragged TTPD for days and weeks? remember how little that mattered in the end for our appreciation of that album? your energy is expensive. don't give it to haters. they don't deserve it.

my babies !!! 🥺

It's alright You were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night But now the sky is opalite Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, my Lord Never met no one like you before You had to make your own sunshine But now the sky is opalite Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 🕺🏻

❤️‍🔥

it’s 100% normal to not love every single song on every single album. but istg some swifties will just never be satisfied. some of y’all hate when she writes poetic songs and you hate when she writes glitter gel pen songs. like what do you want? because it seems to me like you don’t want to be here.

So since Taylor Swift is a “horrible writer” now I’m not going to have any trouble getting tickets to her next tour right? Since y’all hate her so much? 😇

I don’t know who else needs to hear this, besides the asshole I just blocked, but it’s ok to have a little joy in your life, even when the world is on fire. It’s good for your mental health & my mental health to have some balance.

it's ACTUALLY sweet! 🤭 all the time you've spent on me 🥰

Me listening to father figure for the first time this morning and hearing “because my dick’s bigger.”

Taylor saying “I protect the family” 6 times in father figure for her 6 stolen albums oh her brain

hey this isn’t about anything in particular but if someone mentions they enjoy something and your first reaction is to tell them how much you hate that something, you’re boring and annoying.

50 Cents post 😂❤️‍🔥

can we talk about how taylor ended showgirl with the eras tour 🥺

it’s actually romantic 🖤

Some of these hot takes are cold as ice. Not every album speaks to you, not every album is for you, and that's ok. That's show business, baby. But to trash other people who are vibing and dancing to Showgirl? This is why we can't have nice things, honey. We know exactly who our friends are.

HOLY FUCK. TAYLOR .

the fate of doughphelia.

that's my father figure

It’s a love album. It’s a horny album. It’s a clapback album. It’s The Life of a Showgirl. ❤️‍🔥

shaking my ass in bed to the fate of ophelia i cant not dance to it even when im waiting for my sleeping meds to kick in😭

The narcotics she put in these songs are so damn addictive! 🤭❤️‍🔥

“every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter”

I protect the family

also i will be face revealing tomorrow because i have an outfit for the movie that i want to show off

i’m going to bed if something insane happens while i’m asleep i’m going to laugh so hard