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"Good with a sword IS cool! And I say that as a hand-to-hand guy."

"I think you're cool, and I wanna see what you're capable of. Gotta be really badass if you're a heroic spirit, after all, right?" Simple and honest reasoning.

"No mistaking intended. Still, since you came here, I want the chance to show you I have what it takes to be that anchor."

"Gross. But hey - not plush anymore! Nice!"

"So... basically I would have to earn it? Which is sort of similar to having to prove to a Guardian Force that somebody was worthy... If you wanna test me, I'm up for it, Saber!"

"Okay, well, maybe not directly," his energetic expression turned bashful for a moment. "But I was summoning and you came here, so technically, I did." Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

"Saber... That's kinda badass!" Ear to ear smile, as he reached out a fingerless-gloved hand. "You can call me Zell. It's nice to have summoned you!"

"I mean, yeah. Figured you were totally different just by you being here... So, who are you, anyway? At least let me start us off better by asking your name."

"Most consistently? A fire-elemental Guardian Force, called Ifrit. He and I are highly compatible."

"I mean, I've been using magic and summoning for years. It's just that what I've been summoning is the same thing every time, so I wasn't even sure if that power could be used to bring out anything else." Magic use has been a daily part of his life ever since getting into Balamb Garden.

"Yes and no. I definitely WAS trying to summon something, but I didn't think it would be a girl. So, it at least turned out to work!"

"Uh... I was kind of just testing whether it was possible to summon something other than a Guardian Force, using the magic ability I've already got."

That may or may not been him.

ㅤ 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑇𝑤𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑇ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒 #FateRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #FGORP

. . . . . . "I suppose... I won't say no for two then..."

"...Right."

"Excited for what?"

BBプレゼンツㅤ☆ㅤセレブ・サマー・エクスペリエンス！ Until now, I was graciously keeping all of you humans happy. But from here on out, you humans are going to have to desperately struggle to please me.

Man. Hidden in plain sight. "Good eye, sir! And thank you," as usual, easy expression of gratitude. "Guess we got a common destination," fingerless-gloved hand reached out in greeting, "Name's Zell. Pleased to meet you."

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He can't work out what exactly did this to him, so there's no real starting point to work backward from in trying to sort it out. If it was a type of magic he was familiar with, Zell would easily just cast some spell to undo it. "It sucks, but... You might just have to wait this out."

Okay, so it was definitely done TO him and not BY him. That rules out self-inflicted accidents. A little wave of the hand and... unfortunately, the Scan magic doesn't explain much either.

Zell's dealt with moombas before, and they could only barely communicate in a way he understood. This should be no problem! "Did you wake up like this?"

"Well, that's uncalled for. Anyway, there's gotta be a solution to this, right? Doesn't look like any kinda magic I've seen."

"You do something with your hair?"

𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆. ≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

"Thanks, man. Had this for a few years, now. Nice hat." Obviously, Zell knows and appreciates style.

🌭 Any job that says they treat employees "like family" is actually just saying they expect you to do shit on little to no advance notice and not complain about it Just like family (:

They're friends, used in the loosest sense possible.

I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters.

Of course Seifer would own that.

🌭 Back in the day, when Frank Ski said "There's some whores in this house," it felt like he was talking directly to me.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝕸𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍◞ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖͟𝐎͟𝐑͟𝐓͟𝐇͟𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐄. —— 𝓜𝓮𝓲 𝓜𝓮𝓲. ⠀⠀

ＳＥＲＶＡＮＴ ＣＡＬＬ 「 ⠀Fate verse servant muses⠀ 」 If the idea of your muse becoming one of Zell's servants sounds good to you, give this post a like ♡, please and thanks! Repost ↻ to spread this around!

"Thank you," he acknowledged with a nod. "Was wondering if there was a gym around anywhere. New in town and I was looking to get some exercise in."

🌭 FF characters in a zombie outbreak would be too OP because restorative items/white magic equals basically one-tapping. Example: In FF8, fighting the fake President Deling on the train for the Timber Owls job, he fucking melts if you toss a Phoenix Down at him

"Sounds like some history, there."

🌭 In the game's ending, a big platter full of bread like this is what we see Zell eating at the victory party

🌭 Fun fact: In the original Japanese version of FF8, Zell's signature food was Japanese-style bread with different fillings (think a curry bun, melon bun, custard bun, etc.)

Pisces.

🌭 Residents know there's a clear line between "New Jersey sucks (/pos)" and "New Jersey sucks (/neg)"

...Should have a burger.

🌭 If you can't, that means it works as intended. It's meant to be over the top as much as possible, because honestly, the idea of smut written to be taken seriously feels kinda boring. And if folks are gonna write smut, might as well be fun