How are we doing over here? Are people better about not sharing conspiracy theories?

@calculizer.bsky.social Hey, Chris! It’s been awhile. Hope you’re well (despite all the madness)!

Bill Maher had dinner with Trump and said he felt like he could talk to him in ways he couldn’t with Obama and Clinton. Probably because they won’t let him say the n-word.

Read this book by fellow Jason Farr!

I always say that Bill Murray is the reason I wanted to be an actor. And it’s true. He was the first that made me discover that about myself. But Val Kilmer was the first I said was my favorite actor. I learned so much watching him. My favorite. Rest in peace, sir. I wish I could have told you.

i’m worried some people are saying more about signalgate than, say, the disappearing and unpersoning of people living in america because the latter is being done quite efficiently and effectively and folks would rather be smug and righteous about a Fail

Don’t fall for this bait! It’s a distraction. Just state why it actually happened and talk about his horrendous policies and EOs. Don’t fall for this bait!

Ya’ll. It’s been a long for years and we’re only on the 4th day.

He lost reelection. He left with a 34 percent approval rating. He didn't feel sorry for himself. He didn't say "to hell with it" and cash in and play golf. He went back to his farm and rolled up his sleeves and spent the rest of his life dedicated to humanitarian causes. Well done, Mr. President.

not to brag but I just won $10 in a class action lawsuit against Hot Topic so. remember who you’re speaking to

Now he’s suing newspapers for sharing a poll? As soon as he sues The Daily Show, Kimmel, and Colbert for jokes they made, Hillary should sue for “Lock Her Up.”

@calculizer.bsky.social Hey, Chris. Hope you’re hanging in there. Just wanted to say hey. I left the other place, too.

Capitalism definitely works because it’s not Christmas until I see Toyotathon commercials.

We finished Love Has Won. Anyone else? How come they never explained why Jason had an ankle bracelet on? Did they shoot that before his charges were dropped? Also, all of them should be in prison.

He’s looking less like “Young Sheldon” and more like “Of-age serial killer.”

There are so many bad hot takes on Israel-Palestine that we could never hear them all. But I guess every comedian has to try!

Honestly. It seems like Christopher Columbus Day *IS* the day to pick up trash.

Even um…even ummm (snaps fingers trying to think of any name)

Do you think in 10 years we’ll be cancelling people who tried to cancel people for forgivable offenses they made 10 years prior?

@calculizer.bsky.social Are you liking this better than Twitter?

Happy Heavenly Birthday to the day I thought I’d get anything done today.