realized I didn't actually have my art on my website, so I made this page today <3 jeyausten.com/art #art #artpromotion #artgalleries

take your love to see dracula this valentine’s. women love a true eater

been looking at craigslist so much lately

i want to run awayyyyyyy

You can just do things. You don't need permission. Just money and time.

did my first gallery show,, a sock puppet jacking itself off got best in show,, now every time i think im done with a piece i gotta ask myself if its better than a puppet masterbating, and if its not, its not finished

easily the coolest thing i’ve ever done

I tire of the American Century of Humiliation. When does the American Century of Piss Kink start

riding blucifer into the sunset, the first horseman of the apocalypse

finally an image tracer that works better than the plugin…. in theory. if i try this and it works then idk when i will use adobe again

fuck i forgot how much i like bluesky.

denver, my loves, see you soon🖤

angry eyebrows

you can get CLAP from the STRAP. wrap it up!!!

ICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here

Denver Friends!!!! my art will be on display at Memento Mori Gallery starting with the show opening this friday 🥺 see you there?

fart so loud google meet captions it

scissoring is the lesbian form of doing it raw bc how exactly is a dental dam supposed to help?

not me finding out through LinkedIn that I used to work with the guy whose mom wrote adult children of emotionally, immature parents.

“feel like shit, just want her back” then why did you lie to her bro?????

had a slumber party with my bestie and a dream i had diarrhea and when i woke up they said i farted for like 30 mins straight in my sleep help

design bros should not hire. they only hire other design bros exactly like them. where is the diversity? the different techniques and style and artistry? it doesn’t exist, because they hire mini-me’s instead of creatives pushing boundaries.

i hate being sick and i’m so stressed and i miss my friends and i literally need to take a break but how will i get a job if i take a break but ahhhhhhhh

art 💙 artist 💚 #artsky

Bluesky is fun. Feels like old Twitter. So much overconfidence in ignorant positions! I missed this! 🦃

the way people i haven’t seen in 20 years congratulated me on Zohran winning youd think i lived in new york

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

He doesn't actually need to drink blood or anything, that's just a thing you start to do when you become a billionaire

which is more likely? A giant donation from Zuckerberg to food banks across the country? Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?

that good good leftist pussy got me masking every hole

bar for hot lesbians called the burning bush

i have what u call... tree autism www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXP...

FUCK ISRAEL I WILL SPIT ON YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOU TREAT PALESTINIANS LIKE THIS

it's not libel, it's my headcanon

never had a breeding kink in my life but the way things are going this tboy is gonna get me pregnant

“i don’t owe you a conversation” cool i don’t owe you friendship

girl is dy|an at the wh!te h0use dinner because they just ipoed or because they have access to the visual IP of every company or bc …,. he’s a theil fellow?

fka twigs arrives at the 2025 MTV VMAs with braids formed into a pair of headphones #fashionsky #musicsky #2025VMAs

bro this industry is so complicit in some deep shit

i will never understand how people don’t change as they get older. what do you mean you’re not interested in growing as a person???

leave those spelling errors in. its the only hting that differentiates us from the clankers.

every time i want to check an ex’s page i check my friends bluesky’s instead. We are investing in our future and communities that want us, not looking back 😤🖤

i’m the only one in my friend group with blue eyes so today i got right behind them and whispered in their ear “winter is coming” and scared the shit out of my friends at the pool party

howdy, partner🖤✨

Everyone wants to spill the tea; no one wants to mop the floor

I think I’m finally done with the casual situationships phase of my life, I want to wake up and have my lover for breakfast every morning

welp thanks to subway it’s been 0 days since i’ve cried to chappell roan

i hit 30 and i’ve already worked for big tech and now that my contract has ended i am refinishing cabinets and selling freshly harvested peaches on the side of the road with my friends and spending time calling my parents and taking my nephew shopping and dancing all night with my friends