Describe Capitalism in one photo

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured” - Mark Twain

These same motherfuckers who don't understand why the bear was chosen just can't seem to shut the fuck up. For context, this young lady was getting a breast reduction. I'm not someone who jumps on the cancel culture bandwagon, but I hope every man acting like this is called out. Fuck this.

Kash me ousside, how bout dat

May the 4th Be With You 🤘🏻

A massive, Happy Birthday to one of the kindest and best people I know. Happy birthday @buffalohugs.bsky.social! 🤘🏻💙🎮

Into The Starfield

Bad things happen to good people. The trouble is, good folks often interpret these events as something they deserve. I'm guilty of this a lot, and I'm trying to break that cycle. Sometimes we have bad luck. Sometimes other people are dog shit and fuck us over. And that ain't your fault.

Granny passin the vibe check

I'm in the mood for some fried chicken and clit lickin'

Hi. My name is Crystal, and I break video games. Finding bugs in games is my talent. And I'm really fucking good at it, unfortunately.

I don't think there is a human alive on the planet who isn't a hypocrite in some way. That's why standing on soapboxes and scolding others to do better doesn't work. When everyone is living in a glass house, it's unwise to throw stones.

My AC has been out for most of the year. Nobody can figure out why the boards keep shorting out. I'm over it. I have no energy left to care anymore. Not a single fuck left to give. Just let me sit nekkit on the couch in front of 12 fans with a cold beer and play Starfield.

GoDaddy got no chill

Being smart is knowing what to say. Being wise is knowing when to say it. Being emotionally intelligent is knowing how to say it.

Tomorrow is Starfield day, and I'm so excited!!! 🤘🏻💙🎮

Go to Google Translate Translate "twelve blood moons" from English to Estonian. Then, press the listen button to hear the translation.

This is 100000% me.

Watching a documentary on Manosphere Bros. HTF are women attracted to this shit? These clowns crash my cootchie harder than an Android phone trying to run an incompatible poorly optimized 3rd party app whilst having insufficient storage space.

I just watched that Starfield live stream on the new DLC and update. Let's fucking go, baby!!!

The fact that whales have a cuck that acts as the sea mattress for their whale whoopee is sending me.

Troy Baker is often credited (rightfully so) as one of the most talented and diverse VAs in gaming. IMO, Laura Bailey is on his level. I don't see her talked about as much, but she's a fucking GOAT.

Open-mindedness isn't an inherent human trait; it requires effort & self-awareness. When your identity & beliefs are challenged, it's uncomfortable. You must be willing to be wrong & relearn. It gets lonely when people set in their ways shut you out. It's hard when love & logic clash.

Blonde Blazer is on page Fine in the Thicctionary

I talked to Mark Laskey today. He's doing very well. He asked me to send best wishes and love to all the homies here on BS. That guy is a fucking legend. The world needs more Mark Laskeys in it. (Would it be Laskies? IDK. Anyway, he's great.)

This was a really hard video to make, and I look like a hot ass fuckin mess, but I really needed some of you to know you're not alone. You are loved. You can make it through depression. If you lost someone to it, it isn't your fault. Love can prevail through the darkness.

I have fallen deeply in love with Dispatch. This game is so funny and addictive.

I'm never buying LEGOS again 😭

Out of context comments

Only ask questions for which you're prepared to receive honest answers.

"Humility has saved entire kingdoms the proud have all but led to ruin" - Galadriel

OMG this fucking killed me. I'm cackling

Two playthroughs, both endings and romances, totaling 160 hours, plus twice the chaos on those asshole super bosses. That's a wrap for E33. This is the second turn-based game that made me fall in love with it. Also, Sciel 🔥💙

That face you make when you realize you're never gonna make it home in time to shit, and the janitor at Walmart has the bathroom closed for maintenance.

Sigh. Why, oh why do I always fall for the straight girl? My poor little gay heart.

Things that make my life better: 1 - Find more reasons to smile 2 - Ignore twat waffles 3 - Look at boobies (see example 1) 4 - Don't act like a cunt (counter-cunting is an acceptable response when warranted) 5 - Eat tacos (see example 1) 6 - Play Videogames (see example 1)

Queef

Looking for gaming recommendations for my buddy. He bought a PS5 for his daughters, aged 7 through 12. He's looking for family-friendly titles. They already have Astro Bot, It Takes Two, and Split Fiction. I really appreciate any help you can provide. And thank you!!

I think Amazon is a great example of the bias dynamics inherent in humans. Convenience, joy, and value interfere with morality. There are no ethical consumers; we're all cherrypicking. Amazon Plans to Replace More Than Half a Million Jobs W/ Robots share.google/nbsIdrz3bngi...

So the Xbox brand now has Matt Booty (lol I love this last name), named as Microsoft AI Exec, AND Asha Sharma, the former AI Exec, named New Xbox Boss. I'm sure this will go over well with the gaming communities.

I loved this piece of art and wanted to share it. Artist is vexking

Out of Context Quote: "Nothing weird, like I'll shove a camera up your butt. You shove a camera up my butt, and then we'll play Cards Against Humanity."

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that, because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." Turkish Proverb

Back in 2015, I sat next to Pam Bondi on a plane to Vegas. She was an insufferable cunt back then, too. Entitled, rude, and she pulled the "do you know who I am" card. I told her I was gay, and she changed seats. She had this dark, angry, miserable energy.

GET THESE MESSY LESBIANS UP OUTTA HUUUUR. Always keep the scissors away from any toxic substances.

A good friend doesn't just compliment you. They also hold you accountable. They tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear. They love and support you without enabling harmful behavior. They don't coddle you; they encourage you.

There's everyone else, and then there's Johnny

Ignorance is a greater threat to societies than evil.

I just thought you should know that I really like titties. And video games. And pasta.