The drip in this game goes so fucking hard

Oh, look at the time.

Ladies, I'm offering great rates on holiday rental lesbian services. Need to convince your mom you found love? Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie? Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding? Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous? Serious inquiries only

Hatred is an endless circle of fear and desperation. It swallows like quicksand and spreads like wildfire. It's discouraging to see how easily and freely some people spread it. Freaking wankers

I just realized today that nobody will die a virgin because, at some point, life fucks us all.

Coldplay is at it again

Thank you for the recommendation, @parmparm.bsky.social Product acquired.

I'm very excited for GTAVI. It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.

Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker. And for the record, he CAN do flips. Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper. @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz

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FINALLY!!!!! About to make me some hoe pasta

What do you like better, Jell-O or pudding?

The Outer Worlds 2 has assigned me so many flaws that I'm beginning to develop a complex. Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.

Y'all like my new shirt?

To put into perspective the wealth disparity in this country. If we convert dollars to seconds... The median household net worth of 192k = 2.2 days 1 million = 11.6 days 1 billion = 32 years And Elons networth of 500 billion = 15,854 years. It's a fucking mess.

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too. May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents. Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day. 🎉💙🫂

A big birthday shout-out to @samplaysgames.bsky.social I sometimes get the "I can't do it" attitude. Sam has been someone whose determination I've admired. When I have those days, his presence reminds me that we CAN do hard things. He's a treasure. Worth getting to know, if you don't already.

Happy birthday to the amazing and talented Gordon Goldenlocks @gamedadvii.bsky.social A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby. Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.

I wanted to introduce my The Outer Worlds 2 character. This is Shirley. Shirley Gay. A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol. Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.

A huge happy birthday to my little Rizzler brother from another mother @chronogam3r.bsky.social I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.

Freaking Sony cancelled most of their US tour. They aren't automatically issuing refunds. The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down. More shade than the Amazon Rainforest

I'm envious of those who enjoy colder weather this time of year. Florida still has swamp ass weather. I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.

Out of curiosity, would any of you try any of these items?

My neighbors got a new vacuum robot, and the name it shows up as on the WiFi is Dustbin Beiber, and I am fucking howling 😂😭☠️😂

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Playing a little Helldivers 2 this morning so I don't get too rusty. A random named King Ass Ripper shot me in the ass with an auto cannon at extract and left me there. And I'm not upset because I feel like, narratively, it fits

Shit like this is one of the many reasons gaming is so goated.

The weatherman keeps trying to tell me we should be feeling the difference in the weather. Bitch, this shit is still 90 damned degrees and humid AF IDC what number you say it is. It's still hotter than a witch's titty caught in a cauldron of boiling potion.

IDK. I would have a lot of fun with Pepsi, Brazilian women, and cosplay

There's nothing wrong with being gay, either. It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to. Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. It's not a big deal, honestly. Just don't be a miserable wanker twat waffle fuck stick, ya cockwomble.

My nipples are jealous of Trump's ego. I can't blame them. I wish they were that sensitive, too.

"and I told her this was six inches"

If all you ever do in life is stay at the surface, you'll never find any depths worth exploring.

What's a video game that was released the year you were born? I was born the year this banger came out.

This shit cracked me up 😭

Happy birthday @onplanetjake.bsky.social I hope you have an awesome day, the creamiest of Daves. Love ya, homie 🤘🏻💙🎮

The Rapture, Drag Edition

It's a State of Play kind of day

Just sharing some unsolicited cock photos. Nobody asked to see him, but I wanted to show off my rooster pal.

Boomers: IDK why these young people can't get their shit together Meanwhile young people

This was too funny not to share everywhere. 😭😂☠️

This game is sooooooooooooo fucking fun.

⬆️⬇️➡️➡️➡️ is the fucking stratagem for the 500KG bomb in Helldivers 2 😭☠️

HE DID IT!!!!! He flipped, guys. A kick flip front side fakie 720 with a backflip. The CEO can officially flip

So I know this guy. He's a CEO. He talks a lot about flipping. But the truth is, he can't. He can't kick flip. He can't do a back flip. I'm not going to reveal his identity, but I will tell you he likes oatmeal.

I left X because Elon is a twat. It's filled with ignorant hatred. This place has just as much ignorant hatred, except it's on the opposite end of the political spectrum. I'm tired of seeing so many people get bullied here. Some of y'all need to do better. Or maybe just shut up.

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Rookie Diver Tips Sometim... Lots of times, these MFers will try you when you don't have the right shit to buss a cap in that ass. Beacons stick to most surfaces. Any item, supply, or diver pod can be used as a weapon. It's always the right time to squash a bitch for Democracy 🫡