I'm just an Idgie searching for my Ruth.

I fucking love this game so much.

"They have always been that way" is the lamest fucking excuse for bad behavior. "Uncle Ronnie is creepy" "Uncle Ronnie has always been creepy" Bitch, I do not care. Somebody better go deal with Uncle Ronnie. He's always gonna be that way if you don't put a foot in his ass.

I found some of her widdle baby photos, and I can't 😭 I love my fur babies so much.

The face women make when they see how many runs I've done in Baldur's Gate 3

My new candle

I was wondering why the water was taking so long to boil. I forgot to turn on the stove. 🫣🤦🏻

I won't forget what some of these MFers have done. I'm not sorry at all. You can't disappear for months and expect to be absolved of accountability. If you're not going to try to be honest and become a better person, I have zero desire to forgive. Miss me with that shit.

One of my best friends had very recently, and very suddenly, lost his mother to sickness. She was a retirement home nurse, having spent her life dutifully caretaking. If you have the ability, please donate to her service and help take the weight off them. www.gofundme.com/f/in-loving-...

My office assistant is sleeping on the job. SMH.

If I had a dollar for every time a straight girl told me that if I were a man, I'd be the perfect man, I would have a lot of dollars.

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My utility provider is 🐶 💩 An electrical engineer proved they were at fault for the voltage issues, which broke my AC 9 times. They provide "the minimum contractual service", so they are off the hook. I just paid $2,400 to fix some shit they broke. Fuck the corpos 🖕🏻 Fuck the system 😡

Love will not be silenced. We are not going away. Hatred will never win. We are stronger together. To my fellow queers and allies, I see you I support you I love you Thank you for being authentic NOW LET'S GO BE FUCKING FABULOUS!!!!! Happy Fucking Pride

I break the absolute fuck outta video games. It's a talent that I have been cursed with.

Well, it turns out that I am, in fact, REALLY gay

I mean...

If my couch were gay, would it be a homosectional?

I have ascended

This storm cell is a whole ass cloud cootchie

"If you gotta keep a man on his knees so that you can feel tall, you're the weakest man in the room." -some Internet hillbilly I saw on Instagram who cooked some racists

Have a great day, everyone. And remember to wipe your asshole from the back.

I just wanted to say that I love @hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz very much He's more than a hot dog fart ass face. And I was not paid a pallet of Dr. Pepper to leave this review. Like, at all. Nobody sent a pallet to a storage facility located conveniently three blocks from my house.

😭😂☠️

Laura Marie is one of the most badass tattoo artists out there. Look at how sick this Radiated Deathclaw is.

Don't ignore bad behavior. I think it's really important to hold your friends accountable and vice versa. You can't grow as a person without a realistic understanding of where you need to improve. Honesty can be tough, but sometimes it's necessary.

Today is the 6th time my AC broke since mid-December I've only had cool air for about a month total since mid-December. It's hot & humid. The manufacturer is being a twat (the shit is still under warranty). It's really wearing me the fuck down, y'all. I need tacos, titties, and video games.

There are days that even the strongest people will say, "fuck this shit, I'm done." Because honestly, fuck this. Fuck the corpos Fuck Trump Fuck greedy bitches Fuck hate Fuck racism Fuck all this stupid anti-woke bullshit Fuck Christian Nationalism And fuck mustard, too.

I went to grab food, and the drive-through has an AI system taking my order. Pass. I'll get a burger somewhere else.

When tough situations arise, you will either adopt a victim mentality or a survivor mindset. Your life is shaped by which one you develop. Everyone has the potential to be a survivor. Facing your trauma leads to deeper healing. You're stronger than your trauma. You're stronger than you know.

Goated

Describe Capitalism in one photo

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured” - Mark Twain

These same motherfuckers who don't understand why the bear was chosen just can't seem to shut the fuck up. For context, this young lady was getting a breast reduction. I'm not someone who jumps on the cancel culture bandwagon, but I hope every man acting like this is called out. Fuck this.

Kash me ousside, how bout dat

May the 4th Be With You 🤘🏻

A massive, Happy Birthday to one of the kindest and best people I know. Happy birthday @buffalohugs.bsky.social! 🤘🏻💙🎮

Into The Starfield

Bad things happen to good people. The trouble is, good folks often interpret these events as something they deserve. I'm guilty of this a lot, and I'm trying to break that cycle. Sometimes we have bad luck. Sometimes other people are dog shit and fuck us over. And that ain't your fault.

Granny passin the vibe check

I'm in the mood for some fried chicken and clit lickin'

Hi. My name is Crystal, and I break video games. Finding bugs in games is my talent. And I'm really fucking good at it, unfortunately.

I don't think there is a human alive on the planet who isn't a hypocrite in some way. That's why standing on soapboxes and scolding others to do better doesn't work. When everyone is living in a glass house, it's unwise to throw stones.

My AC has been out for most of the year. Nobody can figure out why the boards keep shorting out. I'm over it. I have no energy left to care anymore. Not a single fuck left to give. Just let me sit nekkit on the couch in front of 12 fans with a cold beer and play Starfield.

GoDaddy got no chill

Being smart is knowing what to say. Being wise is knowing when to say it. Being emotionally intelligent is knowing how to say it.

Tomorrow is Starfield day, and I'm so excited!!! 🤘🏻💙🎮

Go to Google Translate Translate "twelve blood moons" from English to Estonian. Then, press the listen button to hear the translation.