Every time I notice how many browser tabs I have open, I hear @divinarwhal.bsky.social in my head, screaming. 179 btw

Me: The Horse Girls just don't go to where they're supposed to for training and it's really souring my mood. Awful, really. My therapist: Are these "Horse Girls" in the room with us right now?

Chat hold me I'm scared

Never playing Dark Souls again tbh

I can't stop hiccuping bro. Thank you for joining me for MegaMan 6! MegaMan Legends will return! One way or another. I sent the Tomoshii over to check out @phantomercury.bsky.social! We're playing Elden Ring on Friday.

In light of a PSX game I remember liking not working, let's play a steam port of an NES game I remember liking and hope it works instead.

Got the MegaMan Legends disk cleaned, popped it in to see if it would continue after the cutscene aaaaand Nope! Same solid black screen behavior. Gonna see if it works in my buddy's PS2 tomorrow. Not sure what I'm doing tonight now.

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Realizing as part of my Champion's Meeting Prep, I think I have to invest in a REALLY cursed Sakura Bakushin O.

Was slightly disappointing to be put into Group B but there was no way in hell I was placing 1st in Group A. Good job ladies. 🐴💨

Tonight's Stream Docket is: - Unethical Horse Science - Surprise Nostalgia Trip (If I can get it working)

Some people don't think I'm old. To those people, I say "My steam account predates Dark Souls 1 having achievements"

Bundle up, it's back to Code Vein w/ @orpheusgensui.bsky.social over at the lazy river! We're hunting for haze and slaying the Lost 🪼 www.twitch.tv/alchemystruki ⚗️ #livelyriver

Once again I am the guest of honor over at Ruki's Code Vein Revenge Run. www.twitch.tv/alchemystruki

It took me 50 Symboli Rudolf runs to see the hot spring ticket at all. The odds of encountering it in the first 49 are 92%. Never give up.💪

Thanks for joining me for 40 Winks! I can't believe a camera could be filled with so much hate. Thank you @unarchmage.bsky.social for the raid!

You better believe we live. www.twitch.tv/orpheusch/

I remember thinking this game was kinda bad as a kid. Tonight we once again seek the answer to "How bad could it be?"

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SSR* Stream just dropped. We're gonna finish AI LIMIT. www.twitch.tv/orpheusch/ *Surprise Streak Ruiner

Gonna start stream *slightly* early. We're gonna see if I still feel.

Instantly remembered the way forward in AI LIMIT as soon as I ended the stream. Naturally. Thanks for hanging out! I'll be back Wednesday for Elden Ring Seamless with @/phantomercury

Why is Matikanefukukitaru look like she's about to credit aliens for something

I NEED MORE MATERIALS!!!! MORE MONHUN MONDAYS!!!! www.twitch.tv/god_almighty0

Apparently I can't stop playing Souls and Souls-Inspired Games, so this weeks schedule is: Tonight: AI LIMIT @ 6 PM PST. Wednesday: Elden Ring Super Special Seamless w/ @phantomercury.bsky.social at 7 PM PST.

Thank you all for joining me for AI LIMIT! Hopefully I convinced you to play it! If I didn't, then I'll see you next time. If I did, then don't watch me! Go play it!

What if ya'll gave me approxiamately $50 worth of bits and subs and I bought the Rookie Starter Packs in Uma Musume and pulled on stream haha. HAHA.

Due to massive support, I've decided to make my pixel font accessible via this link: drive.google.com/file/d/169dK... Check it out! Feel free to use it in your projects, just credit me and have fun.

No stream tonight. It's gonna be too damn hot and my local power grid has a bad history of staying on while it's this damn hot.

Had fun with the surprise Elden Ring stream. I know I banished a couple watch streaks to the shadow realm. Thank you @likelylatte.bsky.social and @sinwar.bsky.social for the raids!

I wanna play Elden Ring and also ruin a couple watch streaks. Guerilla Sunday Stream is now go: www.twitch.tv/orpheusch/

It's sort of amazing on how a stream in which there was 2000ms ping, a power flicker, and OBS rebelling against its user, this is only the second most jank stream I've been in this week.

Happy Code Vein-sary! In honor of Code Vein II being announced (and having a better PC/internet), I've dragged @orpheusgensui.bsky.social back to the vampiric hellscape of Code Vein on the lazy river! 🪼 www.twitch.tv/alchemystruki ⚗️ #livelyriver

🔴 Live now! Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn (HARD MODE) with @godalmighty0.bsky.social! ✨ twitch.tv/unarchmage / #live #vtuber

A few months back, we played through YIIK 1.03 on stream. An RPG which, while heavily flawed, is a genuine and deeply personal game that I can't help but begrudgingly like. So tonight, let's check out the I.V update and see how much it's changed since the initial release.

Idk dude I just wanna play some Elden Ring (But not quite) www.twitch.tv/orpheusch/

had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this

Dusting off my Beatles complete collection for my most cancelable smash or pass yet

Had a long look at myself in the mirror and decided I AM petty enough to mail back voided checks made out to the CANSPAM Act to the junk mail I get.

Had to tell a dotted line boss to fuck off today AMA

Gonna play a hack that I've wanted to play for like 15 years Starting soon!

Now that I've publicly bragged on stream about how strong I *used* to be, I guess I better get back into shape. Thanks everyone for joining me for "YIIK but we figure out how to go faster edition"! We'll be back Friday with Probably YGO.

Sea of Thieves Yarrr!! I be sailing the high sees tonight with @NozomiSoraCh and @BardMagical starting now! IM GOING TO BLOW MYSELF UP 🔴Live: www.twitch.tv/goblinfia

2 outta 3 ain't bad. Thanks for joining me for BAZR! and thank you to @astrajova.bsky.social and @godalmighty0.bsky.social for the raids!

Thank you everyone for joining me for Hokeymon! Our winner was @unarchmage.bsky.social! She won honor, but nothing tangible, as I am a cheapskate. Thank you to @fievol.bsky.social and @starblossomvt.bsky.social for the raids!

Horsing around successful! (?) Thanks everyone for joining me for one of the weirder games in my steam library! We'll be back tomorrow with another April Fool's Related Stream! Thank you @wawawuwu77.bsky.social and @godalmighty0.bsky.social for the raids!

www.twitch.tv/orpheusch/ 🐴

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