A #BarFight is just the #HumanCondition in a cheaper outfit. Messy conflict, unresolved trauma, and someone crying in the loo. #Philosophy was MADE for this. Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/3rskcmbt #drunkphilosophy #Absurdism #Overthinking #ModernLife #selfreflection

Most people aren’t ‘bad’. They’re tired, overwhelmed, and running on a brain built for the Stone Age. #Morality takes effort. More than anyone admits. Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/bddskydk #DrunkPhilosophy #BeingHuman #HonestLiving #MessyWisdom #HumanCondition #lottery #beinggood

Being a good person isn’t natural. It’s exhausting, inconvenient, and rarely rewarding. If you’re still trying, you’re already winning the only game that matters. Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/bddskydk #DrunkPhilosophy #BeingHuman #lottery #beinggood #philosophy #philosophychat

This is GENIUS ... youtube.com/shorts/qgVEJ... #F1 #AbuDhabiGP #Norris

We say ‘society made me do it,’ but the truth? We made #society. Small #choices. Quiet actions. One #human at a time. Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/56kw4z76 #drunkphilosophy #AntiHustle #PhilosophyIRL #philosophy #philosophychat

📢👀 The latest #AskCarla column has dropped ... ... this week THE #F1AgonyAunt is back, with some advice for for #McLaren#F1after their disastrous strategy at the #F1 #QatarGP

#Peace isn’t some mystical vibe, it’s you choosing not to be a chaos gremlin on a #MondayMorning. #Change starts in the tiny, boring moments. Sorry. Read today’s #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/3r3nbc62 #drunkphilosophy #philosophy #philosophychat #hope

Obviously being the last race of the season, the real question is WHO is this year's #FunniestTweetAwards Champion? You're ALL amazing, but there can only be one Champs, congrats to all who made the Top 20 #F1

Check out the #Top10 winners from the #F1 #AbuDhabiGP #FunniestTweetAwards

#F1FTA #AbuDhabiGP #F1 Tsunoda: "I know what to do, so leave to me" Lando: *Overtakes anyway* Red Bull:

🚥Lights' out. This week's #F1 #AbuDhabiGP #FunniestTweetAwards are go, Go, GO! The rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Let's do this!

Music time, this is your 5-min call for today's #F1 #AbuDhabiGP #FunniestTweetAwards A recap of the rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Time to get those funny muscles warmed up

Everyone wants a better world, but nobody wants to admit it starts with their own habits, impulses, and unwashed dishes. #Hope isn’t passive. Neither are you. Read today’s #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/3r3nbc62 #drunkphilosophy #drunksermon #sundaythoughts #sundaywisdom #Peace #Change

📚🥃 #Books You Shouldn’t Read Drunk (But Will Anyway) From #Ulysses to Infinite Jest, these books are too long, too weird, & too brilliant for your buzzed brain … but that won’t stop you. Read the full list here: tinyurl.com/27r2bd6x #drunkreading #thinkdrinkrepeat #philosophy #philosophychat

We have two ears and one mouth, so maybe shut up & listen. #Zeno, the original anti-noise #philosopher, had a point. Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/yc4htxvw #drunkphilosophy #StoicWisdom #ListenMore #SpeakLess #MindfulLiving #Philosophy #AncientWisdom #ZenoOfCitium #SocialMedia

Carla’s Corner: Push the Button (Race Control Remix) #AskCarla the #F1AgonyAunt#F1is back, in song form, following the #F1 #LasVegasGP and Race Control's inability to hit the VSC button on time ...

... and the results for this week's #F1 #QatarGP #FunniestTweetAwards are in ... ... enjoy ...

#F1FTA @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social CHOO CHOO, ALL ABOARD THE ALONSO TRAIN!!!

#F1FTA @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #QatarGP not even racing and I'm scared... HAMILTON AND HULKENBERG STARTING ON SOFTS IN QATAR!?

🚥Lights' out. This week's #F1 #QatarGP #FunniestTweetAwards are go, Go, GO! The rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Let's do this! #f1twt #f1chat #SkyF1 #BBCF1

Music time, this is your 5-min call for today's #F1 #QatarGP #FunniestTweetAwards A recap of the rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Time to get those funny muscles warmed up #f1twt #f1chat #SkyF1 #BBCF1

Stop sleepwalking through your own #life. Wake up, make one honest #choice, and let the #future rearrange itself around you. Read today’s #drunksermon here: tinyurl.com/2fm2ym6p #drunkphilosophy #Sundaysermon #sundaythoughts #ThinkDrinkRepeat #WakeUp #FutureBuilding101 #PubTheology

#Therapy isn’t about fixing yourself. It’s about sitting with your absurdity, realising it’s hilarious, & pouring a drink to celebrate. Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/44u355be #drunkphilosophy #socrates #philosophy #philosophychat

Imagine if #Socrates were your #therapist, slightly drunk, brutally honest, & entirely unhelpful in the best possible way. Sometimes, the only #guidance you need is: ask the questions, laugh at the absurd, pour another drink. 🍷 Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/44u355be #philosophy

#Mindset hacks can’t fix the dread of existence. #Chaos doesn’t RSVP. Embrace #discomfort, drink, laugh, and live anyway. Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/s4wxaww3 #drunkphilosophy #AlbertCamus #selfcare #selfhelp #ModernAbsurdity #philosophy #philsophychat

Stop scrolling. Stop pretending #positivity solves existential dread. Life is terrifying, hilarious, and messy. That’s the point! Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/s4wxaww3 #drunkphilosophy #AlbertCamus #absurdism #selfcare #selfhelp #OverthinkingLife #AuthenticLiving #mindset

#JohnLocke basically said we’re all hairless animals chasing treats and dodging punishments … … can you explain adulthood any better? Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/2hbzp4b6 #drunkphilosopohy #ModernPhilosophy #Motivation #MessyHumanity #RewardAndPunishment #Pavlov #PavlovsDog

If your #leadership needs applause to function, congratulations, you’re not leading, you’re performing. Real power protects people, not #egos🍺🔥 Read the latest #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/28hfaeuj #drunkphilosophy #sundaythoughts #Philosophy #Wisdom #Ego #ModernLife #Reflections #PubTheology

If this is a #simulation, I’d like to file a complaint: Too many email newsletters, not enough snacks. Read the latest article: tinyurl.com/h728hwr6 #drunkphilosophy #philosophy #genx #existentialism #simulationtheory #brainsinjars #realityisoptional

Congratulations @infernothefox.bsky.social you came 3rd in my #F1 #LasVegasGP #FunniestTweetAwards 👉 wp.me/p7BtMS-2xS #F1FTA #f1twt #f1chat #SkyF1 #BBCF1

... and the results of the #F1 #LasVegasGP #FunniestTweetAwards are in ... enjoy x

@girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA #LasVegasGP Leclerc: "I'm pushing like an animal!"

🚥Lights' out. This week's #F1 #LasVegasGP #FunniestTweetAwards are go, Go, GO! The rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Let's do this!

#RealityCheck: Either #life is real and messy, or we’re brains in jars hallucinating #Mondays. Both options justify another drink. Read the latest article: tinyurl.com/h728hwr6 #drunkphilosophy #philosophy #genx #existentialism #simulationtheory #brainsinjars #realityisoptional

#Massa’s lawsuit over the 2008 #F1 title lives on. A UK judge ruled his conspiracy claims can go to trial, but rejected his bid for declarations saying he “should have” been champion🏁⚖️ Read a little (!) thing I wrote: wp.me/p7BtMS-2xH

A big day in the Massa vs F1 case: ❗ Judge says his conspiracy claims aren’t time-barred ❗ Case will go to trial 🚫 But no declarations saying he “should have” been 2008 champion Massa gets a green light — just not for the title itself. ⚖️🏎️

“Fake it till you make it” is just lying with extra steps. You’re not an impostor, you’re exhausted from pretending Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/3xmmf6z7 #drunkphilosophy #FakeItTillYouMakeIt #Existentialism #Humans #Burnout #ImperfectLife

If you’ve ever said “I’m fine” while dying inside: congratulations, you’ve experienced the bewitchment of #language. Break the spell. Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/ywnsy632 #drunkphilosophy #Philosophy #Wittgenstein #CriticalThinking #Existentialism #mindset #Overthinking

#Wittgenstein basically said half your misery isn’t emotional, it’s linguistic. You’re not confused … your words are. Fix the language, fix the life! Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/ywnsy632 #drunkphilosophy #Philosophy #Language #CriticalThinking #mindset #Overthinking

#AskCarla the #F1AgonyAunt is back, following #Ferrari's#F1double DNF at the #F1 #BrazilianaGP ... enjoy ...

The world will collapse daily. Your #courage, #effort, and #integrity are the only things that last. Show up. Do the work. Read the latest #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/5n7dvc8v #drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #sundaythoughts #Chaos #Persistence #Endurance #Philosophy #philosophychat

If you feel like a #fraud, congratulations … … you’re officially more self-aware than 90% of the population. 🍷 Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/nhfz9pjb #drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #ImposterSyndrome #Socrates #Existentialism #Camus #Philosophy #Nietzsche #selfdoubt

Modern #humans are #middle-lanedrivers: cautious, judgmental, afraid to swerve, & furious at anyone daring to pass. Your challenge: pour a drink & shift gears Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/6zss42x8 #drunkphilosophy #Humanity #ModernAbsurdity #OverthinkingLife #traffic #driving

#Kierkegaard said prayer doesn’t change #God, it changes you. He was right. Most of us don’t #pray, we negotiate. The moment you stop treating the #divine like a #customerservice rep? That’s when the real shift starts. Read the latest article here: tinyurl.com/mv3hvppn #philosophy

... check out the results of today's #F1 #BrazilianGP #FunniestTweetAwards ...

🚥Lights' out. This week's #F1 #BrazilianGP #FunniestTweetAwards are go, Go, GO! The rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Let's do this! #f1twt #f1chat #SkyF1 #BBCF1

Music time, this is your 5-min call for today's #F1 #BrazilianGP #FunniestTweetAwards A recap of the rules👇 👉Tweet something funny during the race 👉Tag &/or @ me 👉Use #F1FTA Time to get those funny muscles warmed up #f1twt #f1chat #SkyF1 #BBCF1

#Hope isn’t soft. It’s brutal. It’s dragging yourself out of bed when the world’s on fire. It’s saying, “Fine, but I’m still here.” 🔥 Read today’s #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/5cvt7jes #drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #sundaythoughts #Existentialism #Resilience

Feeling broody? Here are some more #books, #movies, and #drinks inspired by the most dramatic #philosopher ever, for anyone ready to toast to the abyss 🥃📚 Dive in here … tinyurl.com/4abwyany #Nietzsche #Existentialism #ThinkDrinkRepeat #PhilosophyClub #drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher

Join the most philosophically intoxicated corner of the internet ... aka my new #substack No secret handshake required, just a willingness to question everything (preferably with a drink in hand) thinkdrinkrepeat.substack.com #drunkphilosophy #philosophy #philosophychat #blog