Being the equivalent to a feral cat my entire life, imagine my surprise when I discover 48hrs ago that being call “babygirl” does something to me. Stop tryna make this thug blush

Not my virtual baby daddy done let our son turn hotep 😐🤣 MIND YOU our child’s name is Benimaru

WHAT IN THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL ANGEL DUST IS GOING ON HERE

I need someone explain it to me like I am 5 why is Frontier asking for FIFTY-NINE AMERIKKKAN DOLLHAIRS for a gotdamn carryon bag one way

I’m sorry 😀 we just killed WHOOOMMMMMMM???!

Hypothetically speaking what is stopping me from walking out this ER 😐 been waiting for a DR to look at my test results for 3hrs now

Who needs self-hatred when you have friends with zero filter 🤣😭☠️ CAN A BITCH BE THOROUGH WITH HER DESIGNS IN PEACE?!

From concept to mockup to real life. IM OBSESSED. I’ve always wanted to customize the labels on my photography case but never actually sat down to make the stickers until now 😭🔥

I’m so hype to finally get a new eye exam tomorrow 😭 I’ve been needing new glasses BAD bad for a hot minute now

Telling me to “Stay positive.” “Have faith.” “Pray.” IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL/GEOPOLITICAL/SOCIETAL ENVIRONMENT might actually send me into psychosis 😀 bffr

Immediately!

That gotdamn groundhog is dead right? Stomp that mf’r down an extra 2 feet please 😒

I worked a community event on Saturday and didn’t think to check my IG until just now and was confused as to why o had so many new followers 🤣 took me a hot second to put 2&2 together lol I’m more shook that people still really use that app

The way I have to be forced to check my instagram 🙄🤣 the ONLY reason why it hasn’t been deleted is that’s where everyone expects to see my work as a photographer. I don’t even post anything new on there

Sometimes you gotta terrorize the youth 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣 who’s idea was it to make our childish asses the “new adults”

Well good to know my best friends are anticipating my potential hard launch into queerdom 🤣

The embodiment of “Aging like fine wine” 😩 LAWD HAMMERCYYYYYYYYY

I think I just activated a new hyperfixation meal 😀 and it’s simple to assemble. Let’s see how long this one last

Sometimes after a long day of cosplaying as normal 😀 I spend hours ruminating over all the various social interactions I fumbled and fucked up….. Peopling is really hard and draining 😭

I need to eat but the brain parasites find all food unappetizing today

My “dream” just stressed me out so bad I woke up crying 🫠 fantastic start to my morning

Just discovered that the Samsung tablet we thought my niece broke a year ago is actually fully functional and just needed a stronger charger and a hard restart. Now I have a dedicated photography work tablet 🤗 reduce reuse recycle baby lmao

On the verge of crashing out because QDOBA took quesadillas off their menu 😀 istg it better be a mistake

Making a triple scoop mushroom coffee at midnight out of sheer desperation because this migraine won’t release me 🥹 hoping I can either taste tv static or my heart stops.

Centering the “former nazi” white man in this picture was a deliberate choice 😐

New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes. 

“I am a child, but not of god 😐 play where it’s safe” - my unhinged homegirl

My homegirl is convinced I am a Bruja because her toddler is my twin in so many ways 🤣 same mix. Same hair texture. Same skin problems. Same eating habits and icks. Mind you I’ve never met her kid in person. I am the Spirit baby daddy lmfao

I’m fighting g sleep like somebody’s bad ass toddler for no reason

For the last 6 months I’ve been experimenting with making my room lights neon green whenever I have a migraine and I must admit it does help. It doesn’t get rid of my migraine, but do feel relief, my eyes relax almost instantly

I was gunna use that money to final get a new eye exam 😐 I ain’t had new glasses or contacts in YEARSSSSS

I WANT THAT MF’N GROUNDHOG MARINATING BY MIDNIGHT AND SIZZLING INA SKILLET BY SUNRISE 🗣️

Had to advocate for my right to celebrate Black History Month for 21 days instead of 14 days 😭

I’m a hilarious friend to have lowkey 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

Dammit Fern 😒🤣

Sooo….. are they not going to Dub season 2 of Frieren 🤨 as popular of an anime it was last year??!

I’m about to start signing these spam numbers up for Scientology and insurance quotes 😐 since reporting them as spam don’t do shit frfr

Was going to make Parmesan crusted chicken tonight but forgot the chicken needed to marinate 🥹 so I had birria ramen instead

ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR AND IM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT 🗣️ GRAND RISING KINGS AND QUEENS I will be using my talents to sow kufi chaos once again

Since all my favorite manga/manhwa sites are getting taken down I’m going to try to shift my attention to ao3 🥹 I just want to brain rot over some peak stories in peace

Told my homegirl about Catherine O’Hara and now she currently laid out on her floor screaming “I AM BEREAVED” like

I’m running for Congress to bring the values of St. Louis to Washington – fighting for affordability, real public safety, and justice without apology. That means standing for human rights for all and confronting Trump’s MAGA Project 2025 agenda head-on, including calling for the abolition of ICE.

We. Are. TIRED.

Disassociating via Hello Kitty Island Adventure and my projector 😂 adult money and free will

I think imma logoff and have an anime day 😐 being informed and intelligent is a curse I sweatergawd

All of the Journalists arrested were black.

Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice: State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official

You know who else arrests journalists 🧐 hmmm I could’ve sworn we’ve seen something like this before.. very recently in fact…

You know who else arrests journalists 😀… oh okay