Elaine said “Walk it off Mitch”

Being forced to watch “Waiting to Exhale” for the first time and was told it was supposed to be a comedy 🫩🫠… this shit is a Black horror movie of straight secondhand embarrassment

If I EVER get on one knee to propose to a man I need yall to put me in grippy socks IMMEDIATELY 🫠 padded room with the fancy jacket!

My disdain for overly chatty people needs to be studied 🫩

I was extremely productive today 😌 so of course that’s means I’ll reward myself with 24hrs of unproductivity tomorrow

Can we bring back fun colors in tech 🫩 I don’t want to spend money on basic ass beige or black headphones

Get this DEI shit shit off my screen

I have to edit pics today. HAVE. TO. and I’m dreading it 😭

We are absolutely living in the 7th level of Hell….

I love getting unexpected extra bookings. Lil extra spending monies for my nyc trip next month

Are the menfolk aware that there are other room decor color palettes available besides Black&Red?

I found the remote 😩🙌🏼 Dobbie is a free elf

And I can’t find the mf’n remote so I can at least put on something I’m willing to watch. Instead I’m stuck watching “They Will Kill You” on a loop… weird ass movie btw. 0 outta 10 would recommend

As a “I need complete silence and darkness” sleeper, I have no idea how you “I need my tv on full volume so it can watch me” sleepers live like this 😭

Yall it finally happened 😭 I was looking for birria tacos in Philly when I clicked this restaurant and every single one of the food pictures was AI generated 🤢 why would you waste money on what is essentially anti-marketing…

Someone on this train is open mouth coughing and hocking loogies. And the Black woman sitting behind him is so irritated she started imitating him directly into his ear 😭

How do you explain to someone who’s never lived in nyc that I could literally smell Penn station through the train window 🥴🤣

I miss the days where drinking tap water didn’t bother me. Now I absolutely hate that shit 😭 spring water me only!

Purposely grew my eyebrows out so I could refine the shape right before my trip 😅 good eyebrows will make or break your entire look. Didn’t even realize how ROUGH I had been looking

I need this migraine to release me. I’m begging at this point.

The universe knew exactly how to nerf my hot tempered ass 😒 by connecting my attitude to my migraines. Now as soon as I start to see red my brain powers down like an old pc

Anyway. I guess I’ll stop bitching on here and wait for my homegirl and/or UPS to respond…

Mind you. I originally paid $105 for the moon ring. $193 for the snake ring. And $96 for the lightning ring.

2 of those rings have tripled in price and as for the last one the seller doesn’t make the snake ring anymore… brb while I-….

The stolen rings in question…… I’m lividddd

I asked my homegirl to mail them via USPS. but she chose to go to UPS instead. My gut wanted to tell her not to ship with them but I didn’t want to be difficult. I bet she told them WHAT was in the package and they stole it soon as she dropped it off…. I just wanna

This is going to put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day frfr. I’m seething

I hope the universe gives the thieves something incurable. Life threatening even. May they never know peace again.

Bro I want to cry. I can’t even replace those rings. I got them from small time jewelers on Etsy like 5 years ago

Just got the notification that UPS “Lost” my package with 3 real rose gold rings in it 🫩 I just know the employees stole it. I’m so pissed

ESPECIALLY with the way the corps have been dicking around with shrinkflation 😒 sue me for wanting my one box of Mac n cheese to feed more than 1 person

Adulting hack: when I buy box Mac n cheese(stfu I get a smoked Gouda one so I can finesse longhorns steakhouse Mac n cheese quick and easy) I will add extra of my own noodles and then double the cheese sauce by adding milk and whatever cheese I got on hand 🤗 low effort DIY Family size lmao

Accidentally knocked my tumbler off the counter and it decided to dribble itself across the entire damn kitchen 😑

I was getting nervous looking at my funds before my trip next week thinking I was gunna have to BUDGET budget… whole time I forgot to send off my monthly invoice on the 1st

I wanted to wash my hair before my meeting today but that’s not looking like it’ll happen 🥴

TikTok fyp keeps giving me “how to sell 🦶 pic” videos…. I need the algorithm to lower its voice

Who did the software update on pollen this season? I swear I just want to talk…

You know what 😀 my fault for having my videos on autoplay….

They’ve Columbus’s Tostones yall 😩😭

Hello. I’d like to preorder my prison cell and jumpsuit please 😀

I’m no mathematician but……….

Conservative-led group Home of the Brave puts the blame for higher prices where it belongs — on Trump.

One of my small unhinged goals in life is to find a meme/gif I made casually in the wild 🤣 I think my most likely to succeeds will be

We’ve definitely seen this movie plot before…

That nigga was dressed like Blanche Devereaux.

3 different types of rhinestones in 2 different shades + 3 different tones of Black(ish) fabric and white socks… The King of Pop did not die for all these sins 😭

Anyone else noticed that since the conflicts overseas began there have been less spam calls and texts. And it varies depending on the severity of the conflicts week to week… just me?

The boy glitter pandemic is really getting out of control tho. I blame Joann’s going out of business. Big Rhinestone lost its favorite brick&mortar client and now fast fashion is flooded with excess glitz… I can’t prove it tho

I have a one sided beef with taking out the trash. If I take care of everything else in the gotdamn kitchen why the fendi fuck do I have to take the trash out too 😒 I blame growing up with brothers lol