Someone please explain to me why I am the Midnight Cinderella 🤣 since 2am I have: Washed dishes Cleaned the kitchen Done a round of laundry Changed my sheets & pillowcases Cleaned my desk I’m tiptoeing around the house like

The moment I find a MUA and Model In the Boston area it’s upppppppppp 😫 I’ve been wanting to just create but have no real connections out here

I slept so hard yesterday that I thought today was Saturday. I’m so confused rn

Rewatching Haikyuu!! English dub has me hype all over again as a former volleyball player.

So I’ve recently discovered that I’ve been singing Donkey’s “I’m all alone” song wrong my entire life 😐 but in my defense I feel like “there’s no one to RIDE me” makes sense….. because he’s a Donkey 🥴🥹

Clock app didn’t appreciate my sense of humor 🫠🤣

MIND YOUUUUUUU I spoke to the OG company for the THIRD time and asking them how would they have handled this if I didn’t have the insurance.. they said they would have sent out a replacement already, they just wouldn’t cover a stolen package…. SO THIS WAS ALL AVOIDABLE IS WHAT YOURE SAYING

Am I illiterate? Am I the problem here?!

AND THENNNN the original company I purchased from keeps saying I need to process my refund through the 3rd party because they are under the impression that the 3rd party with bippity boppity boop my problems away. WHEN INSTEAD the 3rd party said “lol jk 🤪 you have to go beg the OG for help”

Purchased some photography equipment and added the “worry free” insurance to the order… now part of my purchase is delayed/lost in transit and the “worry free” 3rd party service won’t help me and expects me to wait THIRTY GOTDAMN DAYS to file a claim for a refund 😀 WORRY. FREEEEE.

I think I finally nailed a Parmesan crusted chicken recipe to satisfy my longhorn craving. (This is the video I sent to my homegirl. I can’t re-record this because the plate is empty now 😋😂)

The way this is about to turn into a chicken only household 😅 the price of beef right now is unreasonable. Cannot be justified no matter how bad I crave it

Went to BJs, stop & shop, and Traderious Joseph’s. When I tell you my bad ankle is pissedddddd 🥹

I swear I just saw the car equivalent of putting a switch and extendo clip on a .22cal……

Also to any creative who just wants a free option Affinity just announced its biggest fuck you to adobe by making their products free

Software subscriptions should be illegal.

Friendly reminder to creatives who are in an abusive relationship with Adobe, threaten to cancel your subscription at least once a year. They were going to charge me $70/month but gave me an offer for $35/month for the next year. ITS ALMOST AS IF THEY KNOW THEY ARE OVERCHARGING CREATIVES

Waking up every day feels like

Skinfolk! I know we all agree on washing meats before cooking right? Do yall also rinse your pasta AFTER it’s been cooked?! Currently in a standoff with my homegirl about who is the weird one here

Been helping my homegirl on her menstrual cup journey. Regular and small cups have been uncomfortable for her. She just got an EXTRA small cup and I told her that if it works her new nicknames will be “Funsize” and “Shot glass”… Now I’m the asshole when she got the smallest kewchie in existence

The state of the world is pushing me from agnosticim to atheism

Cedric still resembles Cedric.. but idk who is woman is 🥴 that ain’t my Taraji. These AI posters are getting out of hand

Twas all fun and games until someone triggered my texture issues 🥹 it’s off the table now

He traveled to the mother country and back 🤣

Lately I’ve been watching everything in dub. The English VAs have been working triple overtime lately

2hrs later and I still haven’t found a new small flatware set that I like.. I’m sick of my damn self

All of my little forks and spoons are missing 🙂 I have to buy a new set because I refuse to eat with the mf’n shovels in the drawer……… do you know how long it took me to find the perfect utensils set last I went through this

That “I’ll go back to jail” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He MEANT that shit LMFAO

Figuring out I’m newly reactive/allergic to hand soaps is one thing. But learning that I am now reactive/allergic to edge controls is a whole ‘nother thing

I just went from planning a late night aldi’s run to scrambling to charge my gear to shoot an event. LUCKILY I Washed my hair earlier and just got done styling it

My homegirl is on FaceTime crashing out about not being able to open her Talenti ice cream: “Why tf did they put a gotdamn chastity belt on my shit” “You need Morse code to open this mf’er” “They put a eviction padlock on this shit” “I need to call 911 and ask them to bring the jaws of life”

“I have a special talent of making nonchalant men CHALANT very hard over me”…. SOME PLEASE COME GET HER OFF MY CELLULAR DEVICE

My homegirl just said she has a “benevolent stalker”…. I have been weeping for 40 days and 40 nights

Now…. I COULD BE TRIPPIN but did anyone else notice that a lot of the apps/companies that had issues with AWS yesterday now have brand new ai features today? 🥴 canva added like 3 more features that for sure weren’t there as of last Saturday

Me avoiding sleep 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 me turning into Cinderella and deep cleaning in the middle of the night

Had to run an errand and had the misfortune of encountering a Trump supporter in the wild…

Sometimes I wonder if I have chimerism because most of my skin allergic reactions occur on my right side 🤔 Which never makes sense because I’m lefthanded

Idk if it’s the Floridian in me, but I do not understand why winter boots have to be so fugly 😐 what does the industry have against being functional AND cute?!

Migraine meds have my anxiety on 5000 right now

Tasks completed. I have earned my horizontal time finally

Anyone else have to hold themselves hostage? 😅 I currently trapped in the kitchen because I told myself I can’t leave til I load the dishwasher and wipe down the counter…. I’m now doomscrolling at the table while on 10%

The sofrito in question 🤗 I couldn’t fit it all in 1 jar so I’m experimenting with if I can freeze it and use the rest last

Just made sofrito for the first time on my own 🤗 I’m a real islander now lmao

My homegirl JUST discovered that Grits is just ground corn 🤣

My homegirl is absolutely perplexed how her toddler, whom I’ve never met, acts EXACTLY like me 😅 down to being the same mix and little quirks. You’d damn near think I was the baby daddy lmao

Why are the folks gatekeeping the mall food court bourbon chicken recipes?! I’ve yet to find one that actually tastes similar.

FYM i can talk sexy to the computer????? bro fix the meat prices

🤔 Dollar menu dick?