they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

To make it even clearer: A nurse went to assist a woman who was shoved to the ground. ICE sprayed him in the face with a chemical agent, pulled him away, put him face down on the ground and shot him repeatedly after removing a weapon he was legally carrying from his person. 👆🏾This is why ICE lies!

2nd amendment this 2nd amendment that until ppl are actually exercising their rights in the face of a threat of tyranny 🤔

Is the rest of the world ready to boycott the World Cup yet? Or do you need MORE video proof of our government killing people with impunity

🌚 *cackles manically* 🌝

I BEG YOUR FINEST TERRESTRIAL PARDON 😀

On FaceTime with my homegirl and she goes “uhhhh what in the Hitch is going on with your face bruh” 😭 I thought my eyes were a little red but it didn’t occur to me that my allergies were making my eyes puff tf up

The illusion of peace and timelessness 🕰️ #svnthcirclephotography

🌚 *hums* “look here comes the consequence consequence consequence.. consequences of my actions chasing me right now…”

Always a joy being able to confirm new allergies the hard way 😐 never did I realize my new allergy to hand soaps was connected to my old allergy of lip balms. The culprit: Lanolin

The only lip balm in not allergic to is not only basically discontinued in the US but also because of this fuckass administration I can’t order from overseas anymore

The sewerslidal ideations are IDEATING today 🤣 do you know how annoyed with living you have to be to be genuinely irritated that you actually woke up on a daily basis? Lmao

A bitch was doing algebra to achieve this level of perfection on this double pepperoni stuffed crust pizza (second attempt at making stuffed crust)

The only reason why I’m not sweeping the house with my bestie Louisville Slugger is because the alarm sensor shows that door hasn’t been opened in over a week. And there’s nothing on the front camera 🥴 I know wtf I heard tho. That knob rattled.

The way my soul left my body because it sounded like my back basement door knob rattled

On today’s episode of Midnight Baker:

Had my heater on too low while I was cleaning upstairs so now my room is brick and taking too long to heat up 🥶

I also clean in the middle of the night because it’s the only time I can sneak and throw shit away from my hoarder-lite ass aunt 😐 whyyyy did I just have to go through 4 cabinets worth of old crusty mismatched dollar store quality Tupperwares and takeout containers 🫠

The 80HD urge to rearrange the entire kitchen in the middle of the night 🫠 just call me The Midnight Cinderella

If we started requiring all police officers who interact with the public directly to have liability insurance to keep their job, I guarantee we’d see a reduction in brutality. Once those insurance claims start rolling in and premiums skyrocket service members may think twice about their actions

I wonder who will be the first Donor State to decide to withhold any further financial contributions to the Govt… put the whole check in escrow

Adding to my predictions list- Mega corps turn on 🍊 because erratic policies destroyed their profits margins

Riding a bologna pony is a legitimate fear of mine…

Tasty. Not better than an everything bagel. But still better than I thought

I was going to try a new cookie recipe but I think instead I’ll measure out the dry ingredients to make later…. Don’t mind me and my late night baking impulses 🙂‍↕️

Had the crazy idea to make baconeggncheese stuffed biscuits 🧐 just pre-formed them and shall report back in the morning

Can someone explain to me like I am 5, as to why we are STILL forcing biscuits into cardboard hand grenades in this day and age? 🥹 Have we not progressed enough technologically

*Cackles maniacally* 🌝

….. I can admit that it’s really hard choosing to be friends with me because WHY AM I LIKE THIS UNPROVOKED

Brought the pizza dough I’m making down to my room to proof in front of my heater because the kitchen is too cold 🤣 saves me time going back and forth to check on it too

BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM ACCIDENTALLY NAMES ICE OFFICER www.youtube.com/watch?v=56bp...

Let me go disassociate for a few hours 🫠 because every time I come back to consciousness more news drops that makes me wanna

Genuinely irritated with my parents for birthing me into this timeline. I want OFF this reincarnation cycle 🥹 just let me be cosmic dust. DONT BRING ME BACK TO THE GHETTO ASS FLOATING ROCK NO MO

The Trump administration is democratizing the Black American experience. Police brutality for everyone.

My 2026-2028 Bingo card predictions: Consequences edition FIFA World Cup pulls out Ally nations terminate US military base contracts UN Veto power revoked Global ostracization

Anybody else’s allergies been on 12 recently? Everyday feels like I’m fighting for my life stg

Excedrin+coffee= meds-induced anxiety

Why is my homeboy trying to convince me that Bald men are unproblematic and wholesome 🧐 The Cue Ball Collective just out here peddling LIES unprovoked huh

Who's next?

Believe it or not making my room lights green when I have a migraine does actually help. Not necessarily for pain relief but I find myself squinting less when I’m feeling sensitive while waiting for meds to kick in

We finished a few days ago. She’s obsessed. First anime she’s ever watched start to finish 🤭

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

The crippling anxiety of avoiding a simple task only for it to be solvable in 2min 😐 I’m sick of my damn self

@veryghetto.yaps.fyi today is movie marathon day. We already got started

Adding to the hopecore: Derek Chauvin was stabbed 22 times in jail a few weeks ago

Is it took early to pour myself a drink? 🫠 specifically rum because what the absolute fuck

It’s only the 3rd day of 2026???

We’re already on season 2 🤣 shorty is speed running this

I forgot how ANNOYING it was to put on my compression socks & ankle brace 😐 I legit broke a sweat

7. Fave number and I can’t fly without a window seat. The good sir in the middle seems chill 🤷🏽‍♀️