If you’re going to slide into someone’s DMs, introducing yourself like Inigo Montoya is how you do it.

Jason's morning walk ruffling in dirt asked for a rudimentary bathing job! What is this strange shampoo though? Jerry couldn't recall buying it but now it's too late to puzzle it arf... arf? ARRRFFF!!! Sequence done for @jerrythegshep.bsky.social!!

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Guys I got the best job hunting advice 5 times this weekend, I just gotta reach out to people I know+network more and they can just get me a job. I do computers btw, so if anyone's looking for someone who does computers let me know

First serious art attempt in a year. Finished art from stream (interrupted by lasagna), was supposed to be Dusky lizard, wound up Dusky doggy-drake hybrid

Why does every single thing need to be flipped for profit? Can't even get decent tickets for 2pm on a weekday 4 weeks after The Odyssey releases in its intended format. (Also there used to be way more 70mm imax theaters)

Walkies

Sony announcing they're getting rid of all physical games a week after suddenly removing hundreds of purchased movies from people's accounts is crazy

All day was excited half jokingly to possibly see Mandani at pride but low and behold, we ran into SILWA???

Face Tracking comm for @duskywolf31.dusky.pizza (who also made this incredible video) Uses the Zangy avatar base made by Inevanable

Saw the most perfect profile possible on a dating app, spent 20 minutes thinking of what to say, accidentally hit like before I typed anything. I'm gonna be single forever 🫠

Friendly reminder for those that gotta hear it, a late night sleep deprived brain is an evil brain who's thoughts can't be trusted, sometimes you gotta manually steer that brain away from bad thinky time and into sleepy time

Happy Birthday @embydoggouwu.bsky.social

WE'RE SO BACK!! 💎

SPYRO IS BACK YALL!! #spyro #spyrothedragon #spyroarealmbeyond #spyrorealmbeyond #realmbeyond

Finally getting a new Spyro game but it's Toys For Bob still. I wish Vicarious Visions was still around, they were doing everything so much better

I get to sleep in my bed after trip AND I just got new sheets on top of that, I am sooo comfy rn

Using synonyms is fun. For example e.g.

Woah

One of these days I'll remember that I can just use the almost full bottle of detergent I got for cleaning my suit for normal laundry too instead of buying pods

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza @duskywolf31.dusky.pizza

This will probably wind up being the best year of movies ever in my opinion. Project Hail Mary was probably better than Interstellar, Mercy is my new favorite bad movie, Iron Lung was a great indie film, and there's too many great upcoming movies to talk about here later in the year

luigi!

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It's really funny how every post bringing up Twitch's ad break situation uses the same picture taken from my stream

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch

Ayy it's me, the guy from social media getting on that social media to make a social media post

Me when I'm walkin here 🧵 @thebakeryfursuits.bsky.social 📷 @linglingfennec.bsky.social #ANE26 #FursuitFriday

Me when I'm walkin here 🧵 @thebakeryfursuits.bsky.social 📷 @linglingfennec.bsky.social #ANE26 #FursuitFriday

the bushes were people 😂

Are the NY Jets allowed to have nice things yet? Like how could this not be rock bottom for the franchise?

I'm rooting for Darnold tonight, but as a Jets fan I either get to see the QB we drafted 7 years ago win a superbowl during our 15 year playoff drought, or the Patriots return to being on top.

Things have been going really great for me this birthday week. Aside from the world falling apart, I think this is gonna be an amazing year

You like kissing snow don't you

Thank you for assisting me on my first con suiting adventures. @f00ffurcube.bsky.social @ender.dog @betasheppy.bsky.social @duskywolf31.dusky.pizza Look forward to more adventures tomorrow.

I got everything ready the night before I leave for the con and it's only 5am, it's the bedtime of only the most responsible adults

This was the 2nd video in my Youtube Recommended feed which is already hilarious, but look at the generated summary

Pfp commission for Seelder the kobold, such a cool rivals of aether player

A water flosser in your toothbrush is a neat little gimmick until you accidentally press the wrong button to turn the toothbrush off cause they're right next to each other and you hit yourself in the face with water, reflexively point it away, then have to wipe the water off of everything

The Conversation of All Time

The idea of boycotting Harry Potter is dumb to me cause that implies that it was good in the first place. The most powerful spell they can come up with is basically just a gun and it's forbidden

Also as twitch recaps roll out, remember that you are more than some silly numbers 💕😊 What matters are the cool people you met and all the fun moments you got to have on twitch!~ whether U streamed/watched 5 or 5000hours You can't compare those moments to anyone elses

I really wanna do a full custom lobby city trial in Kirby Airriders but I only know like 6 people who even own a Switch 2 😢

@duskywolf31 on Bsky!

I lost my voice cause of Midieval Times yesterday, had some alcomohols and decided to treat it like I was at a playoff hockey game, was fun, our knight lost tho

Figuring out my fursona

I saw something really spooky yesterday, I know it was Halloween so it's almost too cliché, some people might think I was just making it up, but I know what I saw. My rent increased in price

I've arrived at Furpocalypse, I'm gonna say hi to you, you can't stop it, it is inevitable, hi