Happy “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I dressed as a girl for Halloween?” season, to those who celebrate! We’ll see you in six months and check back in!

I love that I have the kind of vibe where service employees feel safe bitching about other customers to me.

AI is making ads unintentionally weird. The implication this ad makes is that this muppet is addicted to tickling his Elmo. I guess the existential question is: Is this muppet addicted to masturbating or is the puppet master addicted to jerking off muppets? #ai #aiartisnotart #hornymuppets

I always think it’s hilarious how my in-laws would warn my wife, “No man’s going to want you if you keep acting like that” and then I just stroll into her life like Eowyn like “I am no man.” #marriage #wlw #lgbtq

My personal flex is I have the same hairline as Kim Davis but I don’t make it anyone else’s problem. #obergefell #kimdavis #scotus

A millennial reboot of back to the future would never work because Marty would learn that he’s undoing his very existence and he would be like “hell yeah, peace at last.” #backtothefuture #darkhumor

I think it’s really funny how my cult would constantly talk about how mean butches are but in reality literally every interaction I’ve had with a butch, they have treated me with the gentleness you would expect for a baby bird who has fallen out of the nest. #lgbtq #cultsurvivor #wlw

So it turns out maybe putting the guy who bankrupted a casino in charge because you want him to run the country like a business is a really fucking bad idea. #trumptariffs #liberationday #fdt

RT if you derive joy from that

I feel bad for my dad because he follows me on TikTok and I am consistently reposting the most unhinged tiktoks about sexuality and his fatherly discomfort with his daughters being sexual beings is trans inclusive 😂

“Why are you sad today Maren?” One of my favorite clothing brands put out a cute swimwear line and there’s no way in hell my downstairs equipment wouldn’t make an unwelcome appearance in it.

My tiktok is blowing up in Canada right now for some reason so my comments are filled with Canadians complimenting my hair and begging me to leave America.

In my 31 years prior to my transition, I was never corrected online about anything to do with sci-fi. Now I get corrected on something I know I’m a generational outlier on knowledge of: X-files episodes. #misogyny #girlnerd

Low key can’t wait for my kids to learn cuss words. The creativity they manage to unleash with just the words stupid, poop, and butt are remarkable. I can’t imagine what they are going to do with the full arsenal. #parenting

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One thing they don’t warn you about transitioning is that being around babies on estrogen is insane.

I will never understand shaming people for being hyper sexual(assuming everything is consensual/honest) or asexual. You should be the exact level of freak that you wish to be.

I pulled Cyberpunk 2077 out of my backlog and I have one minor gripe: with the amount of depth you can have with character customization it’s absolutely nuts that you have to have a skinny character. I can make a trans character but I can’t make a plus sized character. #cyberpunk2077 #gaming

Just saw a Trump supporter say that the latter seasons of x-files was too political and I have to wonder if we watched the same series. Also the further we get along the better the episode “the lost art of forehead sweat” becomes #xfiles

Now that Alabama says I’m legally a man I’m getting my tits out at the beach this whole fucking summer. #trans #Alabama

Nothing will ever be funnier than calling your cis partner a chaser when they compliment your body. #trans

Are there people out there who actually like water chestnuts?

Kinda weird they had a breast cancer awareness commercial made for the male gaze. #superbowl

I blame Trump for the commercials sucking ass this year. #superbowl

I just watched a tiktok where this woman was talking about how she uses Chat GPT as a therapist and I have so many concerns.

Your daily reminder that Charli XCX is a year older than Laura Loomer and five years older than Karoline Leavitt. Hate ages you.

My wife doesn’t think it’s funny when I tell people I’m her ex-husband but that doesn’t stop me from doing it.

As someone who has been on Reddit for 9 years I cannot overstate how shocked I am that Reddit managed to unite on banning Twitter on pretty much every subreddit I’m a part of.

There’s no way a single transphobe has listened to Ethel Cain’s 2022 album Preacher’s Daughter because if I only had one hour and 16 minutes to justify trans people’s existence I would just throw that album on. #trans #ethelcain

Today’s my 11th month of HRT! Can’t believe it’s almost been a year! #trans

Imagine hating me and I’m just out here frolicking in the snow. #trans

WATCH: “We need resistance at the local and state levels.” Rep. Jones tells @rolandsmartin.bsky.social folks need to show up — and calls on members of his own Democratic Party to “stop trying to play patty-cake with fascists” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFGPWMf...

My response to today:

Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.

The only cantankerous couch potato who eats too much McDonald’s and gets to decide my gender is me. #fuckdonaldtrump #trans #inauguration

Say what you want to about Joe Biden’s presidency but no other president has had a trans girl pop her titties out on the White House lawn during pride month and I think we should take a moment to celebrate that. #trans #byebiden #uspolitics

Tik Tok will not magically pop on after the Felon's illegitimate inauguration because he "saved" you. This is the exact same shit Ronald Reagan pulled when he and his cronies negotiated with Iran to not free the U.S. hostages until after the 1980 election.

#1 We don't quote-dunk here despite what might you see. Unlearn it. #2 Starter packs are kewl but need to be vetted. Check who runs them and who's in them. Prepare to unfollow some #3 Blocklists are great but same as #2- vet them. #4 Ditch the discover feed as soon as you get a good following feed

Well, TikTok is officially shut down. Trump’s supposedly going to save it but I expect that will result in a rightward swing on the app. I’m so very sad about this. #tiktokban #goodbyetiktok #trans (1/8ish)

Me in 2020: this new app TikTok is pretty cool. I don’t know why the algorithm keeps sorting me with the lesbians though. Me on a random-ass Sunday afternoon in 2023: oh.

As someone who settled down before dating apps were a thing and before I transitioned, anytime I give my single friends advice on dating, I feel like a baby boomer who hasn’t had to job hunt in a decade telling young people to just give the manager a firm handshake and a paper resume.

The only things I will deadname are Twitter, the Gulf of Mexico, and Sierra Mist.

If you’re a trans person get yourself some friends with ADHD. I worked with a dude for like 8 years who I got along with really well. We ended up playing D&D together for like 4 years. It was his job to decommission my account on some things after I quit and he had already forgotten my deadname.

Sometimes I think about the lesbian girl I worked with at a frozen yogurt shop pre-transition who got really confused and thought she was bisexual because she was attracted to me. I hope I didn’t leave her too confused.

My toxic trait is accidentally scheduling therapy right before work and having to login to work while getting my emotions back in a palatable form.

“And if the good Lord's good sheep do their jobs You would never see they were wolves underneath But good Lord have you ever seen so many teeth marks? That's right, those containers of light come with a kiss But they got quite a bite” #vinyl #nowplaying #AsCitiesBurn

If anyone needs me for the next four years I will be in my bed disassociating and playing Balatro. I’ll check in with yall then.

Transitioning is all fun and games until one day you look in the mirror and see a younger version one of your most homophobic female relatives staring back at you. #trans

Equal parts spooky and festive for Nosferatumas #Nosferatu #Christmas #selfie #Nosferatumas #trans