I’d do well in a coven, I think…

Only two!!!!

Seniors matinee! Let’s see how many random dudes either grab me by the hips or put their hand on the small of my back!!!

At some point the ad algorithm decided what I REALLY need is plus sized clothes about 20% more revealing than I currently have the confidence for? Do that may be helpful to six months from now me…

Today a friend of mine learned that not only that Mark Wahlberg was the same guy as Marky Mark from the Funky Bunch, but that he leveraged his whole career from being one of NKOTB’s nepo brother. She also saw the Good Vibrations video for the first time. It’s been a rough day for her…

Also, not for nothing: “What are we working with here, anyway? He? She? They? We?” is a better than average way for someone in this age category to go with….

I’m not THRILLED at the drunk 70 year old woman at work who chose to pepper me with questions about my gender and also ethnicity, tonight, but I like how chill with my being trans she wound up being. You’re cool with trans people but have trouble identifying them because you’re 70? I’ll take it…

Of all the princesses, I suspect that I’m the eepiest…

Poker night after work, tonight! The current score stands at: Sessions of my laser my coworkers have paid for by being low-key bad at poker: Three! Sessions I’ve had to pay for myself: One! (We didn’t play in December)

They bounce now, as I walk? So that’s new…

I never got a bachelorette party, because I was a boy at the time. But I also never got a bachelor party, because of COVID. I’m fine with that, but it does sometimes bug me, you know?

"We should get a third dog." "No." "You should put a baby in me?" "I literally can't." "I should start more weirdly flirtatious friendships with other transwomen." "There, that one, go with that." - at some point my marriage took an unexpected turn, but it's working for us both I think

How I arrived on Bluesky

Hey, Munsi, stop thinking about how you’ll never be pretty. It doesn’t matter, you’re interesting and fun, and you get to be you, that should be good enough…

"I'll just take my progesterone and review my script..." she said, like an utter maroon, a rube, an empty-headed fool...

Here's my thing: The world's terrifying, grows worse by the day, and people like me are being targeted by sociopaths with wealth and power. Absolutely. HOWEVER: Five different strangers went out of their way to tell me I was pretty, at various points today. People CAN be kind, when they want to...

What’s the over/under on Chatbert hosting a manosphere podcast by this time next year? Cuz that’s absolutely happening.

This week in “I don’t completely understand how much my body is changing on hormone therapy” news: The too-big push-up bra I bought a few months ago because my partner convinced me it’d be aspirational now fits perfectly? So that’s fun!

Pointed out to a 20 year old trans man at work that, if he plays Paddington at work for the upcoming show, everyone will call him a bear to his face for three months. His face lit up. So yeah, that’s absolutely happening!

This is my first day since posting this that I’ve had a speaking voice. It’s been ROUGH, y’all!

Fun fact: I’m a human being who’s doing my best, and as such deserve love and happiness in this world! Even funner fact: So are you!!!

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

That actually would solve a lot of my being constantly terrified about money…

One easy way to make me feel good about myself as a performer is to say “we’re probably rewriting things so you sing lead on literally every song you’re on stage during…”

Me: With what this sinus cold has been doing to my speaking voice the past three weeks, my dysphoria has been terrible! Random masc lesbian as I wait for my lunch date to arrive: I like your glasses, they’re very cute! Me: *MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTS*

I said yes!

Oh no! There’s a woman in my section at work who’s slightly taller than I am, and she’s wearing a dress I want!!! I’m pretty sure she caught my face lighting up like Steven Universe when she walked into the building!!!! Help meeeeeeee, IM GOING THROUGH IT!!!!!

Huh! I got offered a small venue, northern town tour of Alberta and Saskatchewan for the summer, doing a travelling original musical, I guess? Which will be great if I can figure out a) how to make the finances work, and b) how trans I’m safe to present in smaller, more conservative towns!

This week, in “Munsi is being forcefemmed by their workplace,” I’ve been informed by the floor manager that she and a bunch of my coworkers are talking backstage about how I should probably play a woman for the upcoming show?

It’s important that you know that my dogs look like 80s synth legends Tears for Fears

Hey! Happy three year anniversary of me drunk-posting a photograph of estrogen from a pub at 2am, then skipping town to avoid follow up questions, because it was becoming clear that my body was changing too much too quickly to keep it under wraps! It’s a Holliday that, I admit, is very niche!!!

Relentlessly gay She-Ra leaves Netflix today. Thus ends the show I was watching as my egg cracked, and my first and greatest transition goals.

Mad Max: Beyond the Muppet Show

Im soft and silly, by the way. It’s lovely…

Inside of me there are two wolves. One thinks about starting an Onlyfans, the other wonders if she'd have been a good mom if she'd figured herself out younger....

Can’t. I’m looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an "L" on my forehead

can't. I'm letting the days go by. Glycerine.

Now watching Predator while estradiol melts under my tongue...

House dress and horror films, today, it’s a lazy one!

Due to a sinus cold I haven’t been able to bind at work, and due to the fact that I’m playing a boy I haven’t been wearing a bra. Basically the girls have been fully unsupported for the past week and it has been distracting! Not bad necessarily, but absolutely distracting, you know? Vent over…

I have a friend who needs to find time to develop, because she matters. I have a friend who needs to grow comfortable presenting femme, it'll be good for her dysphoria. I have a friend who needs to get out of her house. I have a partner who needs butches in their life, to tell them it's okay to boy.

Yesterday I was pretty sure I looked like Shrek, and sounded like Tom Waits. Today I'm an adorable little gal with a happy heart-shaped face, who deserves love and support. I'm vaguely aware my appearance has not changed significantly in the past 24 hours. Brains are weird, is what I'm saying...

When you beat the absolute shit out of me at Magic: the Gathering, this is who you’re beating! (I deserved it, I was playing Blim, Comedic Genius)

Your reminder, since I haven’t explicitly sad it recently: Lori Petty’s performance in Tank Girl WILL make you a lesbian.

Two days off in a row AND I’m done my twelve day work week!!! I’m gonna get cute, play Magic: the Gathering, be gentle with myself, and hopefully let easy, restful days heal my broken body!!!!

My Valentine’s Day message to everyone working in the restaurant and hospitality industry: You have greater strength within you than you know, and you WILL endure this. Let’s go!!!

So the OBVIOUSLY bisexual 50-something dude who came to my work with his wife, today, lunged across the table at the end of the night, took my hand in both of his, and told me "You can never leave this place, okay? You're an icon!" You know, if you were wondering if I still got unicorn hunted...

Anyway: a dude at this improv comedy gig is playing a character explicitly based on Gandalf, today, and every genderqueer person on staff is going out of our way to ask permission to pass him as we walk by. Basically we want to trick him into shouting “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!” at a trans person… ☺️

Important dog update!

Okay! I've taken my progesterone, my partner is trying to sleep, time to demand they put a baby in me and see how that goes!!!