I think getting called sir bugs me more when I’m sincerely trying to perform womanhood? So that’s new…

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My dad never figured out what it was that prevented him from fully experiencing life, and in the end that killed him. He never met me as Munsi, and I’m not sure he’d completely understand me, but I like to think he’d be proud that I figured my things out. Happy Father’s Day to those who celebrate.

Muppet Gulliver’s Travels. We’re keeping Jack Black in the titular role, but the rest of the cast are muppets

Meanwhile at my work: it is summertime!!!!!

I’m going in to talk to the artist my next day off

Do I want a tattoo of Ms. Pac-Man drawn in the style of a sexy WWII pinup girl? Possibly with the phrase “this machine kills fascists” incorporated? Probably, right?

Huh. The stage manager of my first professional show passed. We hadn’t spoken in years, but he had a huge impact on the performer, and the person, I am today. It never occurred to me to tell him so. Which sucks. Tell people who are important to you that they matter. You won’t always be able to.

realistic pet play where I sit on the couch near you while you’re trying to work, give zero indication what I might want, and just silently stare at you until you’re too distracted to accomplish anything

Just watched a carload of high schoolers in the McDonalds parking lot absolutely lose their mind to Gwen Stefani’s Hollaback Girl. You know, if you were wondering if it was 2005 in the city of Leduc.

I'm gonna go Kitty, Rachel, Monet, Quentin, Kurt, Ilyana, Dazzler and Glob, because I am at my core a messy bitch who LOVES me some drama...

Guess who felt under the weather and actually took a day off to recover! Thiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiiiiitch! I will be accepting uncritical praise at this!

They call me One Wish Munsi, the way I make your dreams come true if you crack me!

You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies…

"You're the prettiest girl that I know." "Prettier than Gillian Anderson?" "THAT'S not fair, you don't get to weaponize my sapphic crushes from high school!" "Why not? I was one of them!!!" - my marriage, in case you were wondering...

I just feel like a cab dispatcher should mishear my name as “Nancy” OR can continually call me Sir, but maybe not both at once, you know?

I get to play girls now!

Popular 80s synth band, “Bisexual Erasure”

In 9 hours I’ll know how it went!

Give me the most 80s song you can think of youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc?...

Okay, dress rehearsal for the incoming show at my day job! It’s my first one playing a woman! Is it weird that I’m nervous about it?

The success of The Backrooms and Obsession mark a rise in explicitly anti-AI sentiment in cinema, in that they both dare to pose the question, “What if a total loss of a our warmth, selfhood, and humanity was bad, actually?”

I watched Obsession!!! Okay, MAYBE ego death also has downsides. I just think I could handle it better than the people in this movie, you know?

Every Wednesday at about this time my bsky timeline starts getting subtly dumber and more horny, as more and more dolls do their shots, and honestly? Here for it. Kind of makes me want to switch to shots, it looks fun!

A woman at the grocery shop: “Do you remember me?” Me, absolutely not remembering her, about to blind fire that we met at a recent transfeminine meet-up: “Of course I do!” Her: “I celebrated my 65th birthday at your work!” Me, UNBELIEVABLY glad I kept my mouth shut: “Of course you did!!!”

A trans person has received healthcare!!!! Suck it, Danielle Smith!

Why did you transition, right answers only? When the world shut down and the people, noise and activity that I’d filled my life with so as to not have to look inward were suddenly gone, I realized that I had no sense of who I was when no one was watching, and that this fact would one day kill me.

Just found out that my partner watched the Dolph Lundgren He-Man movie, from the 80s, dozens of times. So yeah, that dude probably could have figured things out sooner…

It’s not lost on my that I spent my last weekend before Pride Month essentially microdosing Tradwifery…

Spent my weekend in Red Deer, doing suburban community things with a friend group of alt-moms with rig worker husbands. Honestly? I bet the version of me who came out at 16 and was wifed up by 20 is happy, this has been enormously relaxing, I am rejuvenated…

I feel like my last words will probably be “it’s fine, you don’t have to worry, I got this…”

woke up at seven, helped make breakfast for three kids, and after dad left to work on something O&G related took them out to see baby chickens at the agricultural museum. Am I being tradwifed?

Red Deer is a good and also fun town, is my thing, it’s got a tonne of people! It’s weird that we had to cancel 2/3 of our shows here, you know? Still, very fun one-off!

Sincerely might be doing this over the next three months, tho, because I'm playing Linda at work for the incoming show...

Voice training, but to sound exactly like Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers.

ANYWAY, it was thrifted, it makes me feel nice about my hips, AND it has pockets!!!

Nobody tells you that tits are consistently warmer than the rest of your torso, you know?

Saskatoon was an absolute blast, for the record!

Okay! One day off, matinee Tuesday, day job Wednesday Thursday, then performing Friday Saturday and Sunday, meeting with a boudoir photographer, and potentially getting into corsetry!

QTP with a gif of your favourite pokmon! (wrong answers only)

Me: I’d never actually be tradwife pipelined because I love my work too much! My work:

I don’t care how small the town, how big the house, or how boy the mode I’m working in: There will always be a lesbian couple, they will always find my silly little gal energy charming, and it will always make my heart sing!

How I rolled out of bread/a light breakfast/how I rolled out of the house!

Okay! We’re off to Saskatoon! Gonna do a shooooooooow!!!!!

Hear me out: What if I just watched the whole of the Resident Evil franchise between tour dates?

Trans girls with glasses!

So here's a weird compliment I received recently...

I can go three days without shaving now, and I mostly don’t hate myself and also being alive on day three? So yeah, I guess the laser’s working? That’s neat!

....nobody warns a gal that tits are usually warmer than the rest of your torso? Like, it's fine, that doesn't change anything about my day to day, it was just an adjustment at first?

MODOMMMM (the Mental Organism Designed Only for Making Me a Muscle Mommy)