“Jane’s Fonda” #RHORI

Flash. Bang. Spark. Lighting up the dark. #SomethingBeautiful

I would watch the fuck out of this just to see Willam read Demi down

I was making a TikTok and accidentally got a little too sentimental in my mind and made myself cry 😭

“If it wasn’t on the Disney Channel, I probably haven’t seen it” girl same #RHORI

Didn’t really stick to my diet this past weekend and I was fighting for my life last night 😅 Anyway.. back to being more mindful with what I eat. Hopefully I’ll look/feel good for speedo season

A year ago today I was on my way to Rochester for what turned out to be one of the worst trips I’ve taken 😬🙃

The guy sitting next to me on the bus this morning smells great 😬😋

I love seeing boats starting to show back up in the harbors! That means warmth is coming!

Watching #RHOSLC again with @riahthephantom.bsky.social is so much fun! But so sad to see Robert Jr on the screen again.. #RIP

“I almost died! Swear to god! … I didn’t almost die” #RHORI

“I don’t like highways. I’ve gotten in accidents. I ran over a women. I’ve almost driven off a bridge.” #RHORI

Gotta love when your cat slices your toe open right as a meeting with your manager is supposed to start…

“I don’t know what to do about your aunt, her legs are gone!” #RHOSLC

“I don’t think I said that to your face, but I do feel that way” #RHORI

EPSTEIN FILES NOW

“Miss Cynthia knows how to read. Read 👀, not read 📖. There’s a difference” 🤣🤣🤣 #RHOA

How do I get my cats to allow my alarm to wake me up?? At least one fucking time?! Ughhh

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I love my friends 🥰

We are never getting a #puppets challenge ever again… that was tragic… #RPDR @rupaulsdragrace.bsky.social

I love Sheree #RHOA

I will be crying all day Friday, I guess.

One of my favorite parts of watching shows from 2008-2010ish is seeing BlackBerry phones everywhere!! I miss mineeee

Starting the summer off with Hayley Williams & Demi Lovato! This summer is going to be great (and expensive)

Kesha going on tour again this summer?! Ugh I’m so excited!

I hate feeling like this when the weather is nice... this is a winter feeling.. wtf

I love that my new laptop and my phone use the same charger. It makes never leaving my bed but keeping all my devices charged easier

Another driver who doesn’t know the route and will be bypassing 3 stops for taking a wrong exit. @chicagocta.bsky.social what is happening??

Ugh 😩 it’s snowing again…

I really wish I could’ve said happy birthday to you today, Scotty. You’ve been on my mind today. I miss you so much. I just know you’re celebrating tonight! ❤️‍🩹🕊️

Another #TummyTuesday for yall 😋😜

What is up with the @chicagocta.bsky.social bus drivers lately?! They must not be training the routes well bc my bus has gone way off route, missing stops, now 3 times in the past week

My dumbass will always fall for a simulated phishing email… this one was mean.. I just got a missed call and then got a notification to listen to a voicemail…

The #Waymo are in Chicago mapping everything prior to their launch! 😆

So I’m behind on #Housewives, so I have recently started watching through each franchise. I am caught up on #RHOSLC and am working through #RHOP now. I’ve been suggested #RHOM next.. any thoughts?

Just have to make it thru the next 4 days… then I have a week off

RIP Catherine O’Hara. 🕊️ a legend was lost today 😭😭

Me: *posts something on fb marketplace for pickup only* Someone: can you meet me in Waukegan? Me: …no

They should stop allowing str**ght men shop for DoorDash/UberEats/Etc bc the stupidity is outrageous…

Love when everything in your apartment pisses you off right before bed… can’t wait to wake up in less than 6 hours

I don’t know how to have conversations with people…

Me: *orders food at 4:05pm for delivery at 4:42-4:52pm* Also me: *pauses my show to take a nap at 4:19pm* Needless to say, I forgot about my food until I woke up at 5:30pm with my food sitting outside my front door

I really have the best partner

How can I stop these negative thoughts from coming??

Meh… 🫤

I love when a guy messages me on scruff from 1700 miles away and that he is only into is “chubby guys”

Seeing someone in person that you’ve only seen online is a surreal experience… I wish they looked as good as their insta

I really hope my mind shuts off enough to be able to sleep tonight…

Merp.