🤣🤣🤣 Turns out, laws still matter - who knew?

I was told there would be winning

NEW: We obtained a not-yet-public FARA filing revealing how Brad Parscale has directed $13 million from Israel to Republican digital strategy firms run by some of his long time allies/ with @nickclevelandstout.bsky.social theintercept.com/2026/05/28/i...

A United States Senator went to check on detainees on hunger strike over denied food and medical care, tried to de-escalate a confrontation with federal agents, and got pepper-sprayed for it. My friend Senator Andy Kim is as decent and honorable as any public servant I know.

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Wanna know a secret? MAGA is hemorrhaging voters. The paid shills are trying to keep sanewashing this, but there’s a reason Trump’s primary performance doesn’t translate to general elections: His base is shrinking, and voters are tired of the bullshit.

Thank you, Drew!

This is good, but California isn't where they're going to try to disrupt elections. Despite Trump's idiotic claims that he would have won by a landslide here if it wasn't for fraud, they know they don't stand a chance in California. The shenanigans will focus on swing states with immigrants.

You guys are doing great. Totally keeping Trump’s persistent health concerns out of the media! Keep it up. Nobody is on to you.

I’m 95% done with dinner I just have to decide what I’m eating, how I’m cooking it, and what store I want to shop at

These stories are going to drive him insane, but it’s only fair that Trump’s failing health gets the same scrutiny as Biden’s did

The U.S. and Iran are contemplating a preliminary memorandum of understanding to potentially consider opening exploratory discussions about the possibility of future negotiations, pending clarification, interpretation, review, regional consultation, weather conditions, and vibes

Oh no, the deal is already breaking down. It was supposed to last at least until they could manipulate the market on Tuesday

Can’t wait to watch all the people who criticized the JCPOA and excoriated Obama for “pallets of cash” try to sanewash Trump giving Iran even more cash for a worse deal than the JCPOA.

This is why the war in Iran was always a fool’s errand. Trump was never going to commit the necessary resources to actually win it. Now, we’re apparently getting ready to leave with an emboldened Iran and a Middle East that’s in a worse position than when we started.

Folks are misunderstanding what’s happening in Iran at a fundamental level. It boils down to the fact that Iran’s leadership thinks they’re winning. They think they can hold out longer than Trump will fight. That’s why they’re refusing to negotiate on the nuclear issue.

Gabbard resigned. Good riddance.

So now we’ve gone from “make a deal and end the war or I’ll blow you to hell” to “please sign this letter to think about maybe ending the war in the next 30 days” How embarrassing.

In America, if you don’t have good health, everything becomes harder--Premiums, deductibles, co-insurance, debt, lost wages. From the start, the GOP now magagop made it worse. Vote them out! Gifted: wapo.st/4dnqEig #v4v #dv1 #usDemocracy

Half the GOP is saying Israel rigged the vote against Massie and the other half is celebrating the fact that the guy who wants to hold pedophiles accountable lost. Totally normal party.

The grifter in Chief

Just unbelievable corruption. He said he would drain the swamp, instead he brought in the swampiest administration in history, declared himself Supreme Emperor of Swampopia, and ordered his justice department to essentially give his entirely family immunity.

Watching GOP influencers turn against their MAGA heroes (because their MAGA heroes are realizing that Trump is a fraud) will never not be hilarious to me. Zero actual positions on anything. Just whatever Trump wants.

Trump released the largest weekly strategic reserve distribution in history last week - almost 10 million barrels. Oil is still over $100 a barrel and gas is at record seasonal highs. This is gonna get ugly if it’s not resolved soon.

It’s really hard to describe how insane this story is. Of course Patel went snorkeling over the USS Arizona - that’s what happens when you put an irreverent internet troll in charge of a government agency. Disrespectful assclown.

It’s really wild watching people on social media pretend like this administration isn’t a complete dumpster fire. Polls in the 20s in battleground states? Fake news! Record disapproval on the economy? Fake poll! Record disapproval on healthcare? Dem hoax!

JFC 🤦‍♂️

So, if you’re VA and you follow the law, you cannot redistrict before November. If you’re LA, you can throw out votes already cast and gerrymander to your heart’s delight. The GOP is a domestic terrorist organization and SCOTUS is a willing ally.

Xi: America is declining as a world power Trump: HE MEANT UNDER SLEEPY JOE!! No, you assclown - he meant because you’re intentionally isolating the US on the world stage and GIVING our influence away.

The GOP is doing that thing again where they pretend the JCPOA (Obama nuclear deal) wasn’t working, despite our intelligence community, the IAEA, and our allies all confirming that it was. And the fact that all Iran’s significant enrichment happened after Trump pulled out. 🤷‍♂️

This frequently happens in China. During Trump’s first term, they tried to block the aide who carries the football from entering the room. During one of Obama’s terms, they scuffled over armed USSS agents and press movement.

rare moment of absolute honesty from Trump He doesn’t care about the struggles of everyday Americans.

Any questions about why the GOP is desperately trying to cheat before the midterms?

Is anyone investigating why the president keeps falling asleep in public, or do we have to wait on the tell-all book to come out?

Did you know every MAGA influencer is in a group chat with people close to the administration where they’re regularly given scripts? They also have a website to sign up for influence campaigns that they never disclose. They’re making bank off of lying to you.

Trying to find a single example of MAGA screeching about the Logan Act when Biden was in office and Trump was in Israel, taking to Putin on the phone, or hosting dictators at Mar a Lago. Can’t seem to find one. Weird.

It’s going to be so delicious when the GOP gets their ass kicked in November anyway. Hey Republicans, after you’ve tried to prevent as many people from voting as possible AND rig the map in your favor, what’s the excuse going to be when you still lose?

Gas prices: record seasonal high Beef prices: record high Farmers: bankruptcies up 46%, can’t get fertilizer Foreclosure rates: 6 year high Epstein pedos: still being protected MAGA: at least we owns the libs.

Most serious people already acknowledged that Iran could withstand a blockade for longer than we would be willing to maintain one. Anyone who thought this blockade was a good idea should be fired immediately due to lack of basic analytical ability.

Saudi Arabia was supportive of the Hormuz operation until they realized the Trump admin wasn’t going to do anything to defend UAE when Iran started hammering them. Then they were like woah fuck you, this isn’t what we signed up for.

UAE is reportedly bombing Iran right now. Iran says they aren’t going to negotiate on nuclear weapons at this stage. Close to a peace deal, my ass.

FYI: no progress has been made between the US and Iran on a “final agreement” This is nothing more than a TACO buffet for Cinco de Mayo.

Global oil reserves are being released at record pace, all to keep oil around $100 a barrel. This isn’t sustainable, and the administration has no plan to reopen the Strait.

Too too perfect.

This is embarrassing for the United States. All the Republicans who screeched about Obama’s red line in Syria are just watching US forces - and our allies - get attacked like 🤷‍♂️

These kids aren't "missing." They blame Biden for losing them & ICE might not know where they are, but their families do. Here's the Guardian story. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Carlos Mendoza Hernandez, a Salvadoran man, was shot 7 times by #ICELawlessness & he's being tortured too.

TORTURING CHILDREN!🚨 Trump/ICE have contracted with MVM to do wellness checks on immigrant children. This is a company with many allegations of torturing, abducting & severely mistreating children. Last year, they locked an immigrant woman & her baby inside a hotel for five days. #ICELawlessness 🧵

POTUS has a dentist on call 24/7. This is another weird disappearance around the first of the month for Trump.

Trump’s war in Iran put Spirit out of business, and it’s likely going to make air travel prohibitively expensive. Gas is well over $4 a gallon, consumer confidence is in the toilet, and we have no plan to reverse any of it. Are we great again yet?