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i know there are some congressional staffers who follow me on here: your comms people need to turn off scheduled posts NOW

Stuffers and Stims

As a Midwesterner who hates letting people merge, I've had to adopt a system where I always allow one merge per diving excursion, and one additional one for each time I am allowed in by another driver. I think there was a slate article that suggested this plan.

This un-Grumpied me. -- she who is my wife

Gun Baby 4: This Time it's Different

Was just telling the young devs about editing the autoexec.bat and config.sys "Is that like .bashrc?"

Papers Please: SCP

When Ashitaka said, "Let me pass!" -- then the demon emerged on his bow-string arm.

My ancient take on The Last Jedi, is Admiral Ackbar lives long enough to be the hyperspace sacrifice, instead of Mon Mothma. When the imperials realize what's going on they of course react with "It's a trap!"

Stay out of my parking space, ya turkey!

The parents loved the savory options!

Nice wheel you got there. Be a shame if someone reinvented it.

This Halloween: All Savory

They assimilate entire constituencies and we fall back

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Demiurge?

"Mommy, will our car be fixed right?"

This is a Jim Varney-stan account now.

Points to the sign.

He doesn't mess with em. Just tries to get them into computer school.

I need to commission a "School of Athens", but it's all 40k.

Boromir was framed / Did nothing wrong! (I'm here for all this Boromir revisionism)

Shovel is not scalable

Straight Outta Locash

Lord Business Origin Story

Billboard: Shocking savings on electric dryers Me: Is this the frayed-wire discount?

Ten Years of Gore

Baltar did nothing wrong

Time Machine Kill List Band Name or Podcast?

Into Edging (The lawn)

As far as I know -- our language uses perception and distance as a metric for knowledge.

Having received the CBS imprimatur, will Josh become too powerful?

Control was a huge favorite of mine and I never made that connection. But absolutely!

That's the factory reset, I think

Cheese, Gender, the fuck's next?

Josh is called to serve. We should respect this.

How many space libs are on the "Select Committee"? (who rubber stamped the surveillance of Senator Mothma)

Klingon mouse? #GreatestGeneration

The Coolest of Zones

Ysalimiri is/are the only answer to this

Sounds like a case for Olivia Objections.

In for the apple slices

Excellent thread about the right's grifter culture and how everything is downstream of that.

Always fill-up at the Luigi pump.

Did the topical on two cats, worked great. Apparently if you send them to "radiation camp" for several weeks they can be cured.

Richer than Croesus

...trip to Joker Town in a world with no Batman... Ducking A

An Eagle never misses