Kael'thas they'll try to erase you, they'll glaze your dad and denigrate you. They'll treat you like a dumb fucking idiot baby who did nothing but evil just for the joy of fucking over the poor, helpless blood elves. But if you have zero stans it means I'm dead baybee

Embarrassed to be the only Haranir fan. No yeah they suck they're the most out of nowhere, no-lore possible addition, especially compared to the holy grail that Amani trolls would have been. HOWEVER... I think they're cute...

Imagine being like yeah I devoted years of my life to this tree only to have it burn down while there was nothing I could do to stop it and the person you're talking to goes "Yeah yeah but what was like, the WORST part of it?"

I'll be so honest I am blocking you if you have dumb opinions on Zul'jin I don't need to know how bad reading comprehension has gotten

My Haranir clipping contribution for the class

Timothee Chalamet getting flak for being an obnoxious asshole I love to see it

SPOTTED

Clocking in for another 13 hour day at the World of Warcraft factory. In another week I will log off and ignore it for three months and then I will go "wow I have no resources!"

Faerin Lothar ur so cute I hope they don't slowly forget about you

Level 90 baybeeee!

Guys should I do it? I'm getting FOMO so bad!

MISS YOU POOKIE

Seen a small influx of Wuthering Heights posts today and in the comments section of Most there's a guy avidly championing the idea of Spanish White Heathcliff and dude I hope you know I am going to come to your house and turn on all of your lights and appliances so your electric is crazy next month

The Dragon Age fandom sucked because the most popular M/M Anders ship was Fenders when the more interesting pairing was OBVIOUSLY SEBANDERS DUH

i think the fact that i can say over and over again 'i am not being ironic, this is not a bit, my books are not a joke' and have people on the right AND left just say 'NO YOU ARE' to my face (or my mask) over and over again is very telling. culture just cannot deal with neurodivergent people yet

This is what the ads in Cyberpunk sound like to me

When I say Cyberpunk 2077 is a lot more "Cyber" than it is "Punk" I am in fact thinking of these protest npcs who are all carrying signs but their signs all say the same thing and aren't actually for any particular cause

I signed up for an online creative writing course and none of the modules actually make you write a story it's all just shit like "what is an antagonist?" and "Please listen to an episode of my podcast and tell me which narrative you found most compelling"

I was gonna joke that they should kiss but I cannot find it in my heart to condemn someone to such a horrible fate as being in a romantic relationship with someone as petty, spiteful, monstrous, demonic, wicked, villainous, stone-hearted, callous, fickle, treacherous, and vile as Lockwood /silly

🥺 “And you, you worthless— There you are, at your idle tricks again! The rest of them do earn their bread—you live on my charity! Put your trash away, and find something to do. You shall pay me for the plague of having you eternally in my sight—do you hear, damnable jade?” 🥺

We have GOT to figure out the head protection situation for impact sports dude they're all brain damaged

Teehee I saw a little thing but I refuse to quote post a stranger I don't follow so: #Pokemon30 Who’s your favorite… …Starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …Legendary?

God man the Covid fatigue is so bad. Even when I don't actually feel that bad bc my meds are working, I'm just exhausted

Anyway very interesting to me that the thing that seems to upset Lockwood most about Heathcliff is NOT violence. Twice now he's watched Heathcliff hurt or try to hurt someone around him (one case is a dog. Regardless) with minimal reaction. It is ONLY when Heathcliff breaks social convention...

Guy so annoying Heathcliff goes to HIT Cathy 2 and this is less offensive to me than the narrator referring to her as a "cat"

It is so nice of him to let Lockwood sleep in his bed after having a little nightmare 🥺

I hate this narrator they should all band together to get his ass

Reading Wuthering Heights and every time Heathcliff does something I spin it super charitably so I leave with the impression he's a super chill guy. Wow, Heathcliff is so kind 🥰

God making movies must be so easy. You really can just go "I want to film my high school classic lit fanfic but make it about an actor I think is hot to the expense of literally every aspect of the story and especially the character I'd have him play" and they're like great here's 80 MILLION DOLLARS

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

What if you were just a little British guy who thinks you're sooooo smart and you went to meet your landlord and he was really weird and you were like aw he's shy but then his fucking dogs attacked you but you forgave him and came back the next day and his dogs attacked you AGAIN while he laughed

Fondly remembering the lady I followed on DA Twitter who would start drama on purpose by phrasing something in the most pretentious way possible and then spend 5-7 business days crashing out because people were mad at her.

It's actually very scary to me how people have turned the Epstein files into something funny. I saw a post that was like hahaha I may dog-ear my books but at least I'm not in the Epstein files! Like ma'am many many people were raped and murdered.

There's something really demented about Gavin Newsom he gives me really strong Patrick Bateman vibes

Me: Jacob Elordi has really surprised me and I like him a lot he really shows up and gives his all for middling-quality roles Also Me: I hate Jacob Elordi because every time I see him the movie is bad.

Forcing Jacob Elordi to hit his best 🥺 face like 50000 times in Wuthering Heights is very funny if you try to imagine it in the context of the actual story bro what do you MEAN the most evil man alive won't stop hitting you with the puppy dog eyes this is pathetic

It's funny that Emerald Fennell's Heathcliff spends the first half of the movie looking like Jesus considering that's also a guy who has no business being portrayed as white

I want the patriots to lose because yesterday at the grocery store some lady with a giant patriots balloon in her cart blocked my path momentarily in the baking aisle and I decided she deserves for her team to lose it all.

Person who got scared by the effects in Be Prepared voice: Guys if World of Warcraft became disneyfied that'd be fine honestly because Disney movies are still dark and scary like they're seriously for adults dude for example in the Lion King-

Turns out the answer to this is No

This user is banned from several FFXIV City States

ROEGADYN

Whenever I’m writing lore for my OCs, this post flashes in my brain periodically.

I should apply to colleges in Canada as a little teehee joke

Holding an apple out in front of me for Magister Umbric to take from my palm with his teeth like a domesticated horse

It's soooo fucked up to give Umbric the spotlight I've wanted him to have for years at this point but only at extreme costs to the blood elves who I ALSO wanted spotlighted. Did I monkey's paw world of warcraft

Good morning, friends. Reposting this clip of a stag who wandered into a cathedral. May it give you joy, hope and peace.

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Girl you have no clue how sick of you I'm about to get after this expac