Not every Ishgard RPer but somehow always an Ishgard RPer

That Raubahn post is getting too many likes someone is gonna come onto my page and see me call Alphinaud a twerp and kill me on sight

How i imagine solus was in 1.0 #ffxiv

Aaaaand that's an unsub goodbye world of warcraft

$75 for treehouses lmao. Single use treehouses. Fuck youuuuu

Joined FFXIV too late for SB Morality Discourse, joined too early for Halmarut apologia/criticism discourse. Joined at just the right time for 10 years of Zenos think pieces delivered in 240 characters at a time

it's hard being someone who understands exactly how terrible in every way smoking is and how virulent and destructive every facet of it is, but who also admits that as visual shorthand and its cultural associations it is extremely sexy looking, sorry it's the truth

Raubahn is so fucking cool dude let's get more Raubahn in here. Let's bring him to Evercold with us.

And dont ever show me some bullshit like Solution Nine ever again

I have an idea :)

It's insane how excited for ffxiv I am right now... In a way I haven't been for years, even!

Happy Patch Day! 🥀 #FFXIV #FF14 #FFXIVart #Halmarut

I forgot how much of a twerp ARR Alphinaud is actually I kinda gaslit myself into thinking I was being unreasonable on my first run but the most unreasonable thing I ever did was forgetting that he was like this

Him

I wonder who the Evercold mandated expac bf is gonna be

Wuthering Heights casting directors will sit there and try to convince you this guy is Heathcliff.

At Costa Del Sol - Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!

When you think about it, a little bit, Foulques of the Mist was our first Zenos Viator Galvus

zenos viator galvus, remembered by all for his long hair and fat fucking ass

Every Wuthering Heights movie is really funny because they usually cast Heathcliff as white so they have to keep inventing ways for a white guy to be discriminated against and it's usually some version of everyone just being super mean to him

Part 3 in my king/knight series, this one titled "Ministrations" 😁 👑❤️⚔️

Zenos Viator Galvus my love is true and my heart is pure and I want to beat you up in a Dunkin Donuts (or perhaps a Panera Bread) so bad please come back

Zenos...

I'm pining and mourning for Zenos like I'm his wife who sent him off for war and watched the ships fade over the horizon two years ago with no word since.

Making 50 ffxiv trial accounts just to play until I get the high of seeing Zenos again and starting over

Oh to play a void elf and suddenly have the entire studio making the game suddenly allergic to pointing out that anyone with a working brain should be at least a little dubious of the fact that I'm made of evil juice... That would be the life...

>ask the game dev if their game is actually cosy or just has resource gathering

TOMODACHI LIFE!!!

"Ah, anguish still lingers on you." 🩸 #wow #midnight #astalor

BG3 was crazy because I genuinely cannot think of a single person on this earth I hate enough to subject to Astarion but also he was one of the most beautifully written characters in a western RPG

Bisexual Sylvanas could save Midnight i'm being so fr right now

they were right making a low poly rat is mentally healing

I just saw a post implying that wanting high elves and blood elves to be separate political factions is RACIST IRL and man some of you are gonna be first in line to buy your live action Moana tickets I just know it. (You will leave the theatre in a rage when the characters disagree).

Stage 1: Denial

I really cannot get over Thalyssra's stance why is she standing like that lmao

Sylvanas gets back to Quel'thalas only to become the protagonist of a psychological horror film wherein she slowly realizes her sister Vereesa has been replaced and acts nothing like herself but Sylvanas can't remark upon it because everyone keeps blaming in death for changing her memories instead.

I just don't understand why you would write an elf story if you hate the setting's elves. It's obvious whoever wrote this max level story didn't like that belves were a very utilitarian faction, and wanted high elves to be the dominant elf faction. Is this the dominant sentiment in the writing room?

World of Warcraft writer butchering the elves while I look nervously at Zul'jan. Baby I hope you liked having opinions in the questing story because they're gonna make you join up with some neutral troll unification pact where you'll realize you were wrong all along because conflict is bad

A gentle reminder btw that 25th amendment is actually significantly more difficult than impeachment on account of the fact that when it's invoked, the President can simply write a letter confirming their ability and then it gets kicked to congress, where it needs a 2/3rds vote across both houses

"It's not the void that killed hundreds of people when the Sunwell just blew up it's the lone wolf, troubled individual who used it."

Whoever is writing this max-level campaign needs to go

THIS IS A LADY MOONBERRY HATE PAGE IF YOU LIKE LADY MOONBERRY DNI

I was gonna wait til Monday, but I can't. "Pride of the People" #DragonAgeFanArt #Fen'Harel

These are the same person to me

sorry i can’t top it’s against my paladin oath

spasmodically dilating and contracting his spout-hole, with sharp, cracking, agonized respirations

I think every adaptation of anything now should cast Jacob Elordi in a role he has no business being cast in. Heathcliff? Well wait until I show you the BG3 TV show cast with Jacob Elordi as Karlach. The Interview With The Vampire TV show where he's Armand.

Prey