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it is 17 fucking degrees outside

happy insurrection day! so glad to see we’ve learned nothing in four years 🫶🏼

chatGPT is grown SmarterChild

I guess?

will cuylle come get your C

vibes are zero

turning off NYT notifications ~for my health~

Soon

whopper whopper whopper whopper

The Mets don't exist to win at baseball The Mets exist to be baseball its why we're the team with the mascot who is a baseball if you're in it for the wins you have lost the Holy Path

will the Mets ever win another game? 🫨

purple glitter. hitch a ride on a hamster kitty. purple glitter. we don’t wanna stay itty bitty 🎶🎶

@ Bluesky - give me some invite codes. I’m lonely out here

is this thing on