THE BEHEMOTH IS DONE

i won yarn chicken by this much

it’s so nice that we get a day off after the indy 500 (pretending it’s the real holiday) ((i don’t care about racing))

my boss has pretty much insisted that we end our day at noon today, so i’m going to use my extra time to do big girl things that i’ve been putting off (renewing my driver’s license, mainly)

this is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

my husband’s mii in tomodachi life only had a crush on me for ONE day before he decided i was boring.

just checked the forecast and WHAT do you MEAN we’re jumping from mid 70s to low 90s next week?! (my birthday is june 4, so now i’m worried it will be 90 and storming when it’s usually 75 and sunny)

i went to a new yarn store in my area and they had the cutest knitting needle point protectors so i had to get them!!!

as a millennial approaching my mid-30s, i find it sooo embarrassing to see other millennials responding to new trends with “you can pry ____ out of my cold, dead hands!” lemme hold your hand when i say this: just do/wear the thing you like! you don’t have to be trendy or cool. it will be fine.

we have guests!!!

i was not the art girl in school (in fact, most of my art teachers were NOT fans of my work), but i am determined to learn procreate because i wanna make cute drawings of my cats

my delusional ass designing a stream overlay

hi friend 🐸

i just knew simone mueller and minette would be friends

this is the mondayest monday that’s monday’ed for me in a while

best i have is late elementary and early high school

this is who runs this account

trying to stay optimistic in 2026 is not for the weak

husband has a coworker with health issues who resigned, but he told me by saying “(coworker’s name) is gone :(“ SIR i thought you meant something else entirely

without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

happy birthday @kariskumquat.bsky.social - i hope you have a wonderful day!!

i can tell i’m getting older because this cheap desk chair is NOT working for me anymore

i understand why project kits are useful for people new to a craft, but can we not flood the market with them? (i’m just beefing with lion brand because i want to see their new YARN, not their new kits)

it’s annoying to know how much i need rest and also not even know how to do it!!!

zac oyama seems like such a sweetie pie

lol sorry im a gemini

missy (misdemeanor) is three! i love her constant !yelling, her underbite, and her love of licking cotton t-shirts. keep being a little weird, little one.

fresh air time. drip of water on her chin. vin is living her best life on this saturday

wore my merch today and everybody clapped

happy birthday, @sashyenka.com!!

a missy in motion must stay in motion

yelling “write that down! write that down!” at my meeting to feel closer to chat

so in addition to the community migraine, we now seem to have a community flop week. something in my personal life is testing my patience!!! and it’s outside my control! all i can control is my reaction, and the best i have rn is floor time

oh hi nancy drew

sometimes i wonder if i hallucinated that tiktok where a lady ground up dried pasta to form a different, haunting looking pasta. anyway, it’s spaghetti night at my house!

true uquiz.com/quiz/kLuU9O/...

is she okay?

my husband brought me a drink on the couch and missy looked like she felt left out, so he brought her some water

!yelling open.substack.com/pub/hillarea...

happy birthday, @junamaroon.bsky.social!!

chat, i just got an ad for jewelry from j.c. penney. was ms. penney at the preshow the other day!

went on a cute lil run (it wasn’t cute, i was wheezing) today and my fitness app marked it as all out.

i was on fire in my meeting’s chat today. i can only hope to sustain my energy for later 🤞🏻

okay, time for a little self promo and then BOLTING because i don’t want to be perceived open.substack.com/pub/hillarea...

the outside world is horrendous, but at least i have my cat in a box™️

my friend said that missy always looks like she witnessed a crime and is DYING to tell someone about it, and now i can’t unsee it.

got the community migraine, but i didn’t throw up at a restaurant, so i’m counting it as a win

“stevie crockett"

i had a dream that i stayed at a friend’s cabin and saw a bear outside walking with a dog. i panicked bc i thought the bear would hurt the dog, but my friend said it was “totally fine” because that bear had a notoriously small appetite, so he just befriended the locals

i’m actually researching before the indiana primary for once and i think??? maybe??? my current (awful) rep is cooked.