No need for this anymore! I no longer have a job!

Im going to have to start a “micros” budget to account for micro aggressions, micromanagement, and micro offensiveness. One dollar per incident?

Made my first $50 crying bonus before 10.30am today

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“ Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

Why he is like this 🥰

Whoever did the contact lenses decision making should be in charge of decisions from now on

This is the sort of shit my old boss would spout, he was incompetent and out of touch too!

Fall Of The House Of Usher is fucking fantastic, everyone gotta give it a watch, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I strongly feel it’s my time to find a random kitten and post about did I rescue her or did she rescue me

Man I am in the mood to go to Kmart and absolutely drop a ton of cash on bits and pieces of tat

I also need a “workmate cries and I help them calm down” budget

I need to build a Boss Talks About Rugby discretionary fund into the budget

Daily Stand Ups and Working Agile should be renamed Human Potato Talks About The All Blacks and Potato Delegates Tasks To The Wrong Person

Boomer parents are absolutely WILDING out in these streets, stay safe everyone from your problematic mums and dads

S4 of Sex Education is very traumatic 🥴

Oh Shit who is this hot 2019 goth?

A good film genre is “Joaquin Phoenix is depressed and nothing happens slowly”

I just had a great idea for an honours sociology thesis if anyone needs one, $8

I buy rose water from the Indian grocery store for like $3 but LOOK AT THIS PACKAGING

Going absolutely fucking nuts if I’m looking at a 15l compost bin that’s $100 and thinking “ok not bad not bad”

Ruby in Sex Education is Romany-coded but I can’t find any articles analysing this by Romanichal or GRT writers and I am FLIPPING OUT I NEED ANALYSIS AND CRITIQUE

I want to smell disgusting like a bog hag who recently ate your husband

As this long weekend ends and a short week begins remember: if you’re going to be involved in a scam, make sure you are the one doing the scamming

The astrology for the next little while is just incredibly bad, folks. Try not to punch anyone (note to self)

$800 represents getting through 160 hours of dealing with a man. That’s $5 an hour which is honestly an underpayment so I might give myself a pay rise based on how difficult the task turns out to be.

If I cry at work I get a $50 bonus. If I flip out I have to pay a $100 fine (to myself)

Drafting my coping mechanism

I need an app that is for rewarding myself for good behaviour. I need to pay myself by the hour to be a good girl who doesn’t flip out, and each week I get a present to the equivalent value of the hours I didn’t swear at a man

There’s a new man in my life! He’s my boss and I hate him

I have some really problematic takes about The Silence of The Lambs, you guys

Me showing my boyfriend what I’ve been doing with my new yarn: “Look bubby, I’ve made a creepy hole”

I’m thinking of buying this www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Loli... @morganeleanor.bsky.social and @gwynebs.bsky.social please weigh in

If anyone happens to have TWO TICKETS TO BRIGHT EYES WELLINGTON NOV 9 2023 FOR SALE please let moi know

Bubbah is an angel on this earth. Newsboy is a coward. I demand satisfaction

Devastated to report that I went to the gym with my best friend and had a wonderful time 🏋🏻‍♀️

I think it’s important for my friends to know: you can always, ALWAYS, cancel or postpone plans with me

Look at this absolutely baller blanket I’m making for a child who is unable to grasp my skill and craftspersonship and will instead spill her food all over it and maybe even piss/shit/puke on it

My boyfriend wrote me a love poem

This is white vinegar, citrus peel, essential oils, vodka, sodium laurel sulphate, and water. I absolutely stan Diptyque for being balls to the wall scammers

Temu fragrance labels about to give me a real big spending problem!

Did you know you can charge your phone on the worst seats on the double decker bus?

Public servants in Wellington are being encourage to wfh this week because of Destiny’s Twerkch and I love it. Hiding my lanyard as we speak. As if the big rain wasn’t already giving the lazy girlies life 💁🏻‍♀️

I STILL NEED YOUR ANSWERS

I bought a cropped puffer jacket today and one of the girlies who works in the shop was like “are we related?” Turns out her great grandad was my grandad’s brother! So I got a new jacket and a new cousin. Shout out to the chatty girlies I will always want to know your gossip 💞

People who are in long-term cohabitation relationships, which one of you is the Frank and which one is the Charlie? (I’m the Charlie)

Got accused on Twitter that I liked a tweet just because someone is hot and I want to make absolutely clear: If I follow you, or if I like or re-post your skeet, it is entirely because you are hot. Keep doing what you're doing, you sexy thang. xoxo.

Absolutely screaming about these bus kids 🤣

Me “I’ll just listen to a very standard true crime book” Jonathan Geoff’s voice “as soon as I saw her I knew I would kill her” Me “😵‍💫💦💃🏻🤪”

I managed to trick some pretty impressive people to follow me on twix, will they still love me on blussy?

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