my hair tho

advice for trainers: saying “you’re a quiet bunch” will never motivate your crowd to be less quiet

inside every man is the innate drive to tip water on a woman’s head while she’s showering

I’m hot tbh

feeling pretty bad

this is all you need to know about me

date fit. I’ll probably put shoes on though

👀

can confirm emma is the best in the biz!!

duck family making it very hard to eat my lunch

i'd like to pretend my whole life is eating crudo and burrata out front of the Ram with an old friend at 4pm on a wednesday

minced my own beef for burgers tonight and let me tell you they fuckin ruuuuuled

hot goth bitch reporting for duty

the airbnb has his n hers Sartre

Bluesky DMs when

took my tshirt off and found an ant crawling on my tummy 💀💀💀

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

so what’s the go with spicy pics on here. no circles so do I make a locked account or

discovering that if you're being crushed by work you can just quit feels like a secret life hack

the neighbour over the road is playing drums but can only handle four or five bars at a time. great soundtrack to a Saturday night

shoutout to @jeanthreepwood.bsky.social for recommending Alone, the most ironic show to binge watch while on burnout leave from my emails job

Perky Nanas rule bc they’re like bubblegum that you can swallow

if you woke up one day and all your tattoos had disappeared would you get them again

this is why I will endure fearing for my life flying for work. room service and bob mortimer

mewithoutYou Orville Peck Rey, Lana Del Godspeed You! Black Emperor Autolux Neurosis?

I’ve been leaning in to hot goth bitch and I think it’s doing a lot for me

feeling glum but my periods overdue so I really hope that’s why!!

quote skeet with you in glasses

my husband is home 🥵

the lamb shank from hell pizza is hard to fault when you want a meal that comes with a side of peas delivered to your house