🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).

There is literally no non funny outcome at this point, incredible

This could be fun.

This game is the soccer equivalent of an NBA all-star game.

Will Tuchel park the bus this early? 😂😂😂

The 2.Bundesliga season starts in three weeks and apparently still nobody has any idea if the matches will be available for viewing in the US market. Does anyone have any information?? @en.fcstpauli.com @vfl-wolfsburg.de @vfl-bochum.de @herthabsc.com @fck.de

I want Argentina to win for three reasons: 1) An immigrant in an ICE detention center that my family has become friends with wants them to win and I want him to have this bit of happiness. 2) I like Messi. 3) I think I would enjoy watching all of the pro-England posters on here lose their minds.

I'm looking up some potential hikes in Switzerland to go on tomorrow, but given that I ate lettuce in Michigan less than two weeks ago, I think this path would just be tempting fate.

Athough I have never been to Buckinghamshire, I am now a follower of the Buckinghamshire Archives.

Alas, the sun has set on Switzerland's World Cup dreams.

Hopp Schwiiz!

I haven't so many people upset about VAR analysis since my classmates and I took an econometrics time series analysis course back in the 90s.

Oh my God! What a disaster for Egypt!

18 minutes ago I had to switch to watching ARG-EGY on my phone so that my father-in-law could watch the Swiss news on his tv. I also had to watch the MEX-ENG match on my phone when I was on a plane to Zurich. I think I might now have to watch all matches on my phone.

Interesting paper!

Another ban rescinded. (I wonder if Trump and Putin made a 3-way phone call with Kirsty Coventry.)

Well, after the all-around disaster that was USA-BEL, it was nice to get something in the mail from FC Heidenheim so that I can refocus on "football as it's meant to be". (Amusingly, they sent it to my German "address" rather than to Michigan.) #NurDerFCH

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

My God, Ream. 😞

My God, Tillman!!!

I applaud Infantino/FIFA for showing the world exactly how the Republican-led Congress and US Supreme Court have treated Donald Trump since 2016. Rules, established norms, and a sense of decency? meh, we don't need those Corruption and cowardice? sounds perfect

I need someone to call Infantino and have him make this delay last another seven hours so that I can watch the game when I land in Europe. (In-flight wifi is way to slow for streaming.)

So Donald Trump intervened with FIFA so that Folarin Balogun can play for the US against Belgium. Donald Trump is also very angry that people like Balogun are US citizens. Just another day in America.

Sorry, Canada, but the detainee I visited today is rooting for Morocco and so I am too. (He's been in ICE detention for just more than a year. He was arrested when he went in for an immigration appointment.)

Heading to an immigrant detention center so that we can "celebrate" the USA's 250th birthday with two detainees my family has become friends with. I hope that someday this country returns to the values it has always claimed to hold and (very imperfectly) practiced.

I would kill or die for Larry

THIS IS A REAL STATISTIC 🤯 Player-tracking data on Sofascore AND Fotmob confirm: Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha, 40, has attempted and completed more dribbles at the 2026 World Cup (1) than Portugal forward Cristiano Ronaldo (0).

Cabo Verde wins the World Cup in the round of 32, 2-3 to Argentina

Cabo Verde lost the match, but won the World Cup.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

I think that will be ruled offsides.

Oh my God!! Cabo Verde!!!!

Hopp Schwiiz!

I'm not the best lip-reader, but I believe what she is saying is "I disagree with the offsides call" in Croatian.

What a great shot for the Bundesliga player!!

That would be a very harsh red card.

<all together now> Immigration is our superpower & anyone who actually cares about American power, hegemony, & prosperity in the rest of the 21st century should be on the ramparts screaming for more, not less, immigration. Let them come. bsky.app/profile/mcop...

All of the excitement everyone felt when Balogun chose the USMNT has proven more than justified!!

I wish it weren't, but that is a penalty.

What a goal for Senegal!!!

Just a few minutes left before we learn if SCOTUS completely blows up the United States as we know it. (With this court, nobody could reasonably have expected the two earlier rulings to go differently than what they did. For this final case, I still have hope that they will do the right thing.)

UEFA? More like U-OOF-A.

I found this absurdly amusing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHR...

ok maybe this whole thing is just the most exquisitely and convincingly rigged match in the history of sport.

That was one of the most amazing goals I have ever seen! Algeria!!!

So happy for DR Congo!!!

Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Spokane Indians' bus crash that killed nine players and injured six others. It remains the deadliest accident in the history of American professional sports. A few years ago, I wrote a book about the team called "Season of Shattered Dreams."

I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast

I hope they win, but I just don't see how Paraguay is going to hold on.

"You know what could help the US is to get a goal." Excellent analysis.