so much derp.

Dear Journalists on Bluesky: I have a question. Would you interview notorious liar George Santos, let him accuse female journalists reporting on him of being literal and not metaphorical prostitutes, refrain from any pushback, then publish and promote the interview for clicks? /1

trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!” also trump:

A J Brown. Still good. Elliott. Meh. #gobirds

Drop your 5 trooper protection unit, hoe.

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Lol Matt Van Epps was part of the $8 million graft purchase of those pesticide-laden sock masks (which had visible holes, for those of you who don’t live here). Incredible shit. www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...

My 401k return right now is less than 1%. My IRAs are lower now than they were two months ago. He’s lying. Again. And always.

Aftyn Behn must have the GOP fascists nervous. Every commercial break of the @notcanes.bsky.social game has the same commercial running from “MAGA PAC”. We just mute it at this point. #TN

@washingtonpost.com is trash, part eleventy billion.

Of course my useless Rep, Andy “gun humper” Ogles didn’t sign on. He’s still waiting on orders from his lord and master, trump.

Tennessee, zero days without being a national joke.

Is there anyone in this administration that isn’t an embarrassing idiot? (Rhetorical)

This dude is the king of both sidesism. Absolutely useless.

I’m going to vomit.

The urge to post a picture of the easy button is tempered by the knowledge that NFC East games rarely play out that way. #flyeaglesfly #gobirds

Yes, JD Vance called him “America's Hitler”.

I'm not sure what they could have done. No Dems voted for him, even two R's didn't. If they had gotten one more R vote (and looking at the list, I don't know where that vote would have come from), JV Dance would have broken the tie.

I may be wrong, as I don't live in Philadelphia, but I listen to enough Eagles podcasts to be pretty sure that Howie doesn't regularly go on WIP to whine. He probably makes one or two appearances a year, but I don't think he berates the hosts. Roseman > Beane

Fucking hell, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Could you and the rest of these idiots be any more pathetic? Once again, the dumbass republicans manage to make you do their bidding. You’re tits on a bull useless.

It’s going to be tough, but let me hide my surprise at everything in this story.

Another day I’m glad I canceled my @washingtonpost.com subscription. It’s now 742 days in a row. A new record.

What the fuck is this pathetic, sad, moronic troll babbling about?

After being unable to get an abortion b/c her doctor determined there was no “emergency” as required by Texas’s exception to its abortion ban, an autopsy confirmed what she had feared: Preeclampsia killed Tierra Walker at 20 weeks pregnant. Another, likely preventable, death due to abortion bans

It’s almost universal that the people involved in medicine that know the least about insurance is the doctors. Cassidy also showing he knows little about businesses.

Please repost to help Leo find his forever home. Thank you!

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

I grew up a Republican, very conservative. Alex Keaton was a fictional hero. I was against pretty much everything the left believes in. My first vote, albeit just in school and not a real ballot, was for Reagan. Would @thefp.com like for me to write a couple articles or does that not fit?

Just unbelievably stupid. If the government sent me money to buy insurance, who the fuck does he think I’m going to buy it from? Etsy? Trump Insurance? Let’s add another step and make things more difficult for people. Excellent plan. Dumbass.

Wake up with this www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG4R...

“We know what the wind has been like all night”. Camera shows goal post flags barely moving. Good job, Cris. #gobirds

Brown on a slant route. Who knew that would work? #gobirds

They should stop running pass plays in the NFL. They’re obviously too hard to officiate. #gobirds

it was a dumb throw but the rams db should’ve been tagged for a blatant hold at the top of the comeback route

Apparently, passing plays are too hard to officiate. #holding #rams

I’ll take “Things That Did Not Age Well” for a thousand. Ken.

We already have a Republican Party full of morons, we don’t need more British ones.

Seems kind of obvious to me that if you aren't in the files (you are) and you didn't have anything to hide (you do), you'd call for your lapdogs over at DOJ and in the House to immediately release all of the Epstein Files. This bullshit will only work on the smoothest of brains.

This is how grandpa would do if people were counting his strokes and watching him play. I wonder if he taught her the proper use of the foot wedge and how to have your caddy drop a new ball in bounds.

Weird. Woke up with a headache. Took 2 Advil. A little bit later, headache was gone. Of course, if anyone knows about being useless, it’s JV Dance.

This is so odd. It seems like only a little over a year ago, Trump ran, in part, on releasing all of the Epstein files. Can’t believe he would lie about that. He’s such an honest broker otherwise. Next you’re going to tell me grocery prices haven’t gone down.

I guess tripping is too hard to officiate. #gobirds

Apparently, it’s not just the tush push that the NFL can’t officiate. #nfl #gobirds

@natesilver538x.bsky.social not funny, not smart. Perfect for the Twitter trolls. His idiotic comments probably play well with the smooth brain sect.

Shankapotomus. #beardown

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

He’s an idiot that just parrots Fox News propaganda. In other words, he’s the perfect Republican candidate for Tennessee.

The hardest this clown has worked is to take food out of the mouths of starving people in the country he, allegedly, leads.

He’s an idiot and if you support him, you’re an idiot, too.

This is the Republican shutdown