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It’s easy for idiots like Carlson and MTG to call trump insane. It’s easy for Alex Jones to call for the 25th amendment. What they all aren’t doing is calling out all of the worst people that enable him - Vance, Kegsbreath, Rubio, Miller, Wiles and the rest. Let me know when they do that.

Can I send trump a list of concerts I’m going to this year and have him persuade his mouth breathing cult members to not go? That can only improve my experience.

Has @booker.senate.gov finished his book tour yet? Has @slotkin.senate.gov finished her Third Way speech yet? Has @schumer.senate.gov finished checking in with the Baileys? Someone needs to wake these useless leeches up.

Voting against Trump’s nominees is literally the least the Dems can do. They still get confirmed if the rethuglicans vote in lockstep and you can at least look like you’re opposed to the incompetent nominees. It’s not hard.

I thought I couldn’t hate this pathetic asshole any more than I already did. I was wrong.

Some people like @rotonomics.bsky.social need to grow up.

This is happening a lot to female journalists. So here is a modest proposal for the White House press corps: Stand together. No one should ask another question until the President answers the question that was ignored.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

This very serious campaign to let us poors know there are good billionaires out there has Jeff Bezos at the top of their list. The guy who used his seed money to sell books at such a low price, even losing money on every sale, in order to undercut local bookstores.

I was at PT and one of the other patients was talking about shows he is watching. He said he watched the first two episodes of Starfleet Academy. Even though I knew better, I decided to ask this good ole' boy what he thought of it. 1/2

The funny thing about media outlets like CNN trying to be “balanced” by inviting conservatives is that they don’t really know many normal conservatives and so when someone says “bring on a conservative“ they inevitably think “Who is the absolute biggest asshole I can think of?”

@kfile.bsky.social is a baby. More suckage from @cnn.com

She wasn't working at the WH while advising Epstein, but gotta put that in there for bait.

Super genius, @jasonswritings.bsky.social thinks I, a person born in Pennsylvania and lived my entire life that includes getting a degree in political science in the United States, is an international account that doesn’t understand US politics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When the End Isn't the End #Rush eaglesfanintn.substack.com/p/when-the-e...

A hacker figured out his password (probably “password”) and all they did was delete a couple of posts that Grenell is too stupid to redo. They didn’t go on a rant about Trump fucking up the Kennedy Center or delete his entire history. If you believe this, you’re dumb enough to have voted for Trump.

But don’t repeat Charlie Kirk’s actual words…

Wow. Really going out on a limb. Thanks guy who turned down a chance to buy the Cowboys and instead bought the Generals. Your expertise is noted.

Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.

Some people male the world better by leaving it. Rittenhouse is one of those people.

@cbsnews.com is just state run media. Cronkite would be ashamed.

Whines about being blocked, goes ahead and blocks those who didn’t even actually say anything. Fucking Blue MAGA.

Imagine thinking Putin is good for the world. Brain rot, nothing but brain rot.

As much as I've really enjoyed a lot of his stuff over the past few years, this may be his best album since Willow Springs or Out From Under. Great songs, well produced. Just an A+ to start out the new year.

1800 calories (I gave him a bit of a break and only used a medium order of fries), 29g of saturated fat, 210mg of cholesterol and 3040mg of sodium. Keep going, Donald. Make this your three squares a day.

I'll take that. I have the champagne ready.

Hell of a news day for the Diggs boys.

Minnesota should hold any income tax payments going to the US Government.

There is no reforming this. ICE needs to be abolished and everyone who has taken actions like this need to be put on trial. Washington needs to arrest and try these for state crimes so President Shitforbrains can't pardon them.

This is how much @cbsnews.com sucks. They cut out the part where Trump calls the audience “miserable, horrible people.” Wouldn’t want people watching to know what Dear Leader thinks of them. David Ellison is another Failson on the levels of Don jr.

Shitty ICE commercial. Full of lies and scare tactics. Of course, it’s on Fox.

More idiocy by @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Just the dumbest fuckers.

Garry Trudeau was mocking Trump's deeply pathetic & narcissistic need to name things after himself 38 yrs ago. 11.2088 - Trump renames himself after himself. And the Kennedy Center will retain its rightful, legal name long after the GOP pretends they never really supported him all that much.

I’ve had an insanely busy day, but I’m getting around to digging through the Epstein File release. Lot of redactions so far.

Stay classy, Florida man. #canes #nhl

Uh…respectfully Ben Shapiro, no shit. What you say here has been the case for at least the past 7-8yrs. You do know that, right? And btw, the President & Vice President of the United States are both “charlatans who traffic in conspiracism & dishonesty.” Yet you support them, right?

These are the people the Ploughs and the Frums think Democrats should be reaching out to. Brice will be on Pod Save America in the new year. Hard pass.

Oh @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy AND @thefp.com? Well, now I’m doubly not watching this shit.

This loser is worth hundreds of billions of dollars. More money than most can conceive of. He could take like $600 billion and give it away and still have more money than he could spend in a lifetime. He could do so much good in the world. Instead, the users of Xitter tell him to off himself.

Hi Senator, excuse me for jumping in, but... while I agree with you that this is really damaging, I couldn't help but notice YOU VOTED FOR THE FREAKING BILL THAT GAVE TRUMP THIS POWER (which some of us warned you not to do). www.senate.gov/legislative/...

lol. Last night, on the Five, they had a banner saying how Jake Tapper was focusing on Trump’s age after ignoring Biden’s. These people are idiots.

David Brooks? I’m sure the @nytimes.com will keep him on staff, no matter what.

Is there something wrong with the entire Nacua family? #nfl #rams #seahawks

I’ve always said if you just read a transcript of the shit Trump says, you would wonder what lunatic was spouting this shit out. This is even better. This dude is an incoherent moron.