Don't make me tap the sign.

Another drokkin' year

Welcome to 2026. Moving up and down again.

Proof of life outside of recent rage posting.

Being told that someone can't exhibit pieces in a space touting local analog artists because they don't have an active Instagram or social media? Weak shit.

Bring back letters pages. I need to see if everyone has gotten more unhinged.

Minimalism making a comeback is just proof that none of you would thrive as a gnome. No trinkets. No baubles. No useless bits. What are you even doing.

If AI is going to become the standard for careers requiring any sort of talent and opinion and vision then college should be fucking free.

God is an overstimulated toddler and I am the soggy potato chip he's been holding for the past three hours.

There's a trend on The Socials where objectively good looking men give ladies advice on self love and finding their inner feminine power and I cannot stress enough how if any dude tried to give me this advice with his mouth I would keep him locked in a shipping container for roughly 30 weeks.

Incredible.

Borag thungg, earthlets! @2000ad.bsky.social is my favourite thing ever, so it was an honour to be guests on the Thrillcast. We talk about the comic, Britain in the 70s and 80s and how it influenced 2000AD, and much more! youtu.be/jxR3SMU_R3g?si=fOXiFh_EnMWetunN

If you're the kind of person who says "how can you be into [this dated pop culture thing]? You're too young to know about that!" to someone younger than you in a condescending way --have you considered shutting the fuck up?

Love watching hockey. Love it. So much fun.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme begins playing*

"It's coming to the end of 2025! This year you listened to music! You listened to music for 289,000 hours! Some of those hours included songs! The songs were in genres, which for you included: crying, jerking off, the addies kicked in, and driving! You are 97 years old! Happy end of year wrap!🙂"

Squarespace site builder coming through with the Tuesday motivation.

Working on a lil end of year quick thingy-whatsit and in doing so revisited Milligan and Fegredo's "GIRL", which may very well be THE unsung gem of 90s comics for me.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the now-widely-available-PDF of Trash Humper 2: The Humpening. trashhumperzine.gumroad.com

you know I had to do it to em

Tune in to In Orbit Every Wednesday this week to see Molcher's face when I say "God forbid a MILF get a little motion" when talking about Hellraiser.

Ewan McGregor looks unnatural when he smiles. It looks like it physically hurts him to do it in every film I've ever seen him in.

It's been enough time that I can post about this: which embassy do I contact about British outlets blowing up my fucking Hitachi.

Maybe it's still the jetlag but I have no idea why people hate on the Stepford Wives remake. This is a camp cinema masterpiece. Glenn Close doing a washing machine themed aerobics class to women in circle skirts has decimated me.

Context found exclusively on the latest Thought Bubble live episode of In Orbit Every Wednesday. @molcher.bsky.social

Lookit these drokking legends! Being able to talk with this group was an absolute pleasure. Seriously, thank you for literally filling the room for what was easily the biggest @2000ad.bsky.social panel I've seen in a long time. Makes a wee droids heartses grow three sizes!

Lanky and the Goblin! Chloe is the best and, for whatever reason, I have such immense fun when she's around (running away notwithstanding). Glad we got to share some of the TB magic. Listen to us ramble on the first of our lives episodes from @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social 2000ad.com/news/live-at...

As I prepare to soon leave this little island I can only think of the shitfaced man at Hackney Downs yelling into his phone about how they should "just get 'er sam FAH-KING OH'CHIDS. Or TR'ANCHLAS."

THOUGHT BUBBLE THOTS Now that I have a fully functional brain, I can't press enough how much Thought Bubble is... extremely the comics show for me and people like me. Folks who are not only stoked to see the things that people create, but to get inspired for making art for arts sake.

Settling in after Thought Bubble, which remains a tonic, and pure comics. I was chatting to newbubber Chloe Maveal about it and she summed it up simply: "I haven't seen a Funko in three days." For a con to be as big as it is, and still be as comics as it is makes it a treasure

Will update and have lots to say soon as I reassemble my body.

Keep em coming, sickos 🫡

HEH. Gottem. ASK US ANYTHING, IN ORBIT EVERY WEDNESDAY EDITION. LET EM RIP AND WE SHALL ANSWER THIS WEEKEND.

I would have given a good case for just "sticking it out" in the revolutionary war for the following things, a thread:

This was just a straight up good time! Thanks for having me on @playcomics.bsky.social!

By the time you listen to this I will be in your country. Think about that. youtu.be/H9eacGcczus?...

How am I expected to go through airport security the day after the anniversary of when they'd have made Whitefish Bay of they'd put 15 more miles behind her? Rude.

I'm lmpending travel anxiety kicking in as I apparently tried to write my packing list in the middle of the night and instead it just says "Jodie Foster and the pussycats".

What if I were to tell you that I'll be carrying around the brand new issue of Trash Humper at Thought Bubble and that you can get a physical copy before anyone else

While pull my remaining hair out waiting to see whether the fascist goblins will fuck up my ability to travel overseas in a week: Any of my UK followers got any pub or brewery/taproom recs for East London, Leeds, or Harrogate? How about records shops?

The 2000 AD panel at Thought Bubble! Featuring Garth Ennis, @seanphillips.bsky.social, @jockbsky.bsky.social, @kellykanayama.bsky.social and moderator @cuntersthompson.bsky.social!! Saturday 15th Nov, 4:30AM – 5.30PM!

Issue thirty of our newsletter is a seasonal spooktacular, ft. Scream!, The Terminator, a Flea (not that one), Nicholas Cage, Friendship, Dredd vs. Death, The Backrooms, the best Halloween LP ever, and another round of dry Dracularity!

Happy Halloween, chums!

Shout out to c4 pre-workout which has enough caffeine to kill an adult rhino and subsequently helped me come up with the burlesque name "X.L. Spreadcheeks" while rep maxing my squat.

An attempt was made.

A good week to listen to In Orbit Every Wednesday.

Bulk season is in full swing 🤌🏻✨

Showing up to the goth club Halloween party and dark synthwave show dressed as Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. As one does.