The four words every girl wants to hear-- "A Janus Films Presentation"

Not knowing stuff actually rules sometimes. Saying "nope, can you tell me about it"? Fantastic stuff. I've gotten to know some of the coolest shit from even cooler people because I didn't know something. Always embrace being a little bit of a dumbass.

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

I never thought I'd get the opportunity to publicly refer to the Sisters of Death as "goth baddies". That changed today. Thanks @playcomics.bsky.social for having me on 🙌🏻

I bought screen printing supplies and I'm about to make that a problem for the general public.

Three days of intensely great news, a nearly finished second zine, and then I find out that Circle Jerks are playing on my birthday followed later in the month by the Subhumans and GBH. Mommy has arrived.

So @2000ad.bsky.social 2450 is a Jumping On point issue with a few cool new stories, one of which is ep.1 of my JUDGE DREDD: AND TO THE SEA RETURN which has @henryflint.bsky.social doing comics things like this (this is just PG 1). Join us for the horror.

Gather yer wits and lock up yer loins, Earthlets, cause the cat's outta the bag! youtu.be/3WHclUHoBcc?...

Delivering smiles one xerox mishap at a time. Pick up your first copy of TRASH HUMPER before the next one drops next week! trashhumperzine.gumroad.com

Make sure to tune in to In Orbit Every Wednesday this week! Rumor has it there's news of an oncoming invasion...👀

Paywalls. Paywalls fucking everywhere. As if the sheer number of ads behind said paywall aren't enough to cover things. I know everyone needs to make their money, but holy fuck -- no wonder the world is teeming with a bunch of incurious, under-read mouth-breathers. Curiosity has a bill.

I can't decide if I'm happy or bummed out that now, when anyone can have a tattoo and big tiddies and a tiktok, Suicide Girls is pretty pointless.

"Charley Kirk Shot In Utah" is the name of my new D-Beat track celebrating Charley Kirk being shot in Utah.

If too degenerate for regular gross, please direct your attention to meticulously described brainworm sex.

The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby

So, not to sound like an old, but when it comes to baseline appreciation for the work that goes into art and DIY, the kids are very much not okay. A rant about an accidental social experiment.

First installment of TRASH HUMPER is now available on Gumroad, and you can pay whatever you want! All proceeds going towards more ADHD meds that help me overthink the things I love! trashhumperzine.gumroad.com/l/zwehy

I have a rant about the diy scene forthcoming, but in a more positive light a young woman offered me a small seal as payment for a zine and my shitty goblin heart grew three sizes.

First installment of TRASH HUMPER is now available on Gumroad, and you can pay whatever you want! All proceeds going towards more ADHD meds that help me overthink the things I love! trashhumperzine.gumroad.com/l/zwehy

Not at RCCC this weekend? THAT'S OKAY. trashhumperzine.gumroad.com/l/zwehy

Table C-06, come and get em 😘

RCCC starts tomorrow and there's a new diy zine on the scene! Price is "pay whatever you feel like at the show, I just wanted to ramble about Peter Milligan, Danny Boyle, and then spill my ink pot all over my desk."

One day I aim to be successful enough to have five on it.

For those going to RCCC this weekend, new zine will be available for $5! 20 pages of b&w manually constructed and stapled diy fun featuring two entirely new essays.

Explaining that "Visit a Trappist brewery" is on my bucket list because you know that beer made by dudes who aren't allowed to talk or jack off is going to hit like a truck.

Alexa play "Vengabus", full volume.

In other news, who is going to be doing a lecture about Strontium Dog in front of the Library of Congress Professional Association's Sci-Fi Forum? This moi.

why can’t every movie poster go this hard … what’s the excuse

I'm like if the guy in a hardcore band making up for his height was a cute girl instead.

TIL the space between your bits and your b-hole is spelled "guiche" not "gooch". Feeling cultured.

Take my body and teeth you horrible, delicious orange bastard

The joke of the nineties being alive in Portland only made sense to me as I left the house to go to the specialty art store for screen tone sheets.

Yeahhhh okay Superman actually ruled pretty hard.

We lost a lot when superhero comics stopped being limitless.

Introduce yourself with the last ten concerts you attended: The Descendents The Vandals The Beat Devo The Jesus Lizard VooDoo Glow Skulls Terror Lightening Bolt Carl Craig Your Old Droog

War of the Worlds is an absolute shitshow and I love it and also I can't help but feel like "Disruptor" read Cradlegrave.

If I was the Weapons lady I would bypass having a physical trigger altogether and simply entrance people with "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.

Here's @molcher.bsky.social and @punkrokmomjeans.bsky.social digging deep into THE LAST AMERICAN, which, if you've never read, is one of the best - and best looking - comics.

Trying my best to keep optimistic about the world but it's hard to do when there's ads for how young folks can file a hazard claim for buying fuckin' whippets from Amazon because "users are suffering from health complications" oh wow you're telling me water is wet holy shit

All I want is to watch this ONE dancehall documentary and it doesn't exist ANYWHERE. Not streaming. Not at the video store. Not on US or British eBay. I'm being gaslit by the universe over this one account of freedom and vulnerability through hot rhythm and weaponized booty.

Went to comic shop to see if any of the dead TGR zines had sold. The guy there said "I don't know. But while I have you here would you sell them in my shop too?" I said Im not doing them but trying something different if I can. And they just repeated themselves. And then I started crying in public.

Has there been any solid writing about how fast fashion killed thrift stores having cool shit?

We followed through on a promised topic. Please clap while you're tuning in in a few hours.

Before everyone kept saying NPC and cuck they would just repeat jokes they saw in comedy trailers. One "chocolate wasted" kept America from breaking into civil war for a good decade, but it simply was not enough.

Happy Zero Cool Day to those who observe.

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To whomever made this happen, thank you for your service 🫡

Wherein just hurt our own feelings for 45 minutes. Tune in for a great bad time talking about this cover to cover perfect comic next Wednesday ✨