*flipping chair backwards like a cool youth pastor* you kids ever hear of anarchism?

I have a big bulge—a nonsexual bulge. It’s not anywhere near my crotch.

oh just to let you know , if you've ever been curious about those Cirkul water bottles - someone gave me one so i tried it and it tasted kinda weird and the pods don't last long enough so i think it's a waste of money 👍 hmu for other product reviews

i want to become a doula for pregnant cats

for $10 you should get a sandwich, chips, a cookie and a drink.

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there should be gay bars where they play slipknot

got sir'd at the drive through speaker that's how you know my voice is sexy #euphoria

it is kind of wild that you can just be watching a fuckin hitler pop off and start invading places and snatching heads of state for a second act, but if you say the thing that you want to happen to him in order to stop that, it would be considered violent

women are so beautiful it makes you crazy!!!!

any job that pays under $20 should just be given to you without any effort on your part, you should be able to click and now you are employed

i left my ex 9 years ago but never will a day pass that i don't miss this beautiful specimen of hers that i loved so dearly. just LOOK at him i miss him so bad

i know that she is the smallest specimen in the world and that i love her

Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile

i'd rather eat an old boot than move into an upstairs apartment. how are you going to get a bookshelf up the stairs? it's impossible

i'm 9 months sober i could've had a baby

i spend over $550 a month on health insurance for myself and my wife and idk if that's normal but i do know that it is cruel and wrong and bad

this could be said about drugs too

i was in a bad mood until i realized that i can just choose to have a different mindset. so i am making a conscious choice to continue to be in a bad mood.

Fuck the USA. Fuck Israel. The world deserves better.

will be operating off of 3 hours of sleep today wish me luck 🥸

a baby named Cornelius, corn for short

i'm gonna figure out how to synthesize my own quaaludes

My cats are so bad. I hope reincarnation is real so they come back as humans with all of their cat memories and have to spend 120 years thinking about how naughty they were as little cats. Pot Roast just launched himself onto my stomach and now I feel nauseous. He also just sunk his claw into my toe

piracy is so fake like obviously that's not a crime

wait I found the full video

Tame

this strip was my wife's idea and guess who's been at the ER for stomach stuff for the last three hours

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this is the hat of an 8 y/o i work with. i asked it if he was borrowing it from his dad and he said nope i picked it out just for me :)

i'm nearly 9 months sober.. it's almost like i could be having a baby soon

My pet theory is that regular M&Ms are for children, and preferring peanut M&Ms is a sign of maturity (those with allergies don't count)

Become ungovernable

where on this site do i find the weird lesbians, fatties and people that are on the domestic terrorist watch list for a very amazing reason?

2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded

hey 😤

Me at my wedding two years ago vs me now lmao. I was butch for like 6 years and then decided I want to do whatever I want.

x formerly known as twitter is the worst perhaps bluesky will be seeing more of me 🤔

Power Cat 2025-12-15 rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat I haven't slept in 36 hours goodnight

clean

Early modern human open rp: Hey baby do you want to crawl up into that hard to reach nook in the cave and look at the cow drawing together

my son is on the honor roll if you even care

Had a nightmare that my wife unfollowed me

random cis adults when they see me: ah yes, a womanly woman with a womanly figure like a woman children: are you a boy or a girl?

They should make beverages that never run out. You can drink them forever

drug trafficking shouldn't even be illegal if you're like nice about it

stayed behind this chevy tahoe for like 5 miles because they had spongebob playing on the screen in the backseat and i was in the mood for a laugh

Back in my day we were hooked on phonics and we liked it

I really miss that stretch of time when fatness was being treated as human and beautiful. The snap back to pseudohealth body standards is really fashy and has infected the left to everyone's detriment. imo.