i'm literally just a teenage dirtbag

i'm NOT "pushing 30" i'm only 28

i'm sexy in a very special way

salads are good and you should have them

pussy tasting party behind the dave n busters

my wife is selling power cat shirts you should buy one

i don't trust you if your big toes not hairy as hell

In the past 24h I've been confidently told by different people that orange cats are shy, friendly, chaotic, docile, smart, dumb, feisty, mellow, etc. The 'coat color = personality' gang can't even decide on a cohesive stereotype. Just google "confirmation bias" and admit that all cats are weird.

man i wish i wasn't an alcoholic i would be drinking all the time

i keep ordering bras online that don't fucking fit!!! i used to go to target to try on affordable bras but fuck target so idk where to go. where do you go to try on a <$30 bra???

who knew there would be an attempt later this day

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

Lmao imagine being so evil that everyone gets collectively upset when you’re not slaughtered in front of a live audience

omg

I know bluesky threads are kind of borked, so just want to point out that you can read power cat from the beginning by going here -> rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat and clicking "start at the beginning!"

looking pretty + got my nails done

why is it a meme that transfem tops are rare? that has ... Not been my experience at all lol

Happy anniversary of this not happening

i'm gonna throw a little dance party whenever It happens

Bringing my relentless negativity to the club

my doctor has this agenda to get me to stop smoking and vaping it's so annoying 🙄

thinking about when i was in the hospital and told another patient that all my pets have food names and she rubbed my fat belly and said "i bet" girl shshshs fuck you

did you know that you can add boiled eggs to salad? :)

make sure to always wash your rice with soap and warm water for 20 seconds before cooking

recently a grandma told me she's been chewing nicotine gum since 2008

same!!!!!

My wife is so funny I like them

dresses are lowkey goated when wearing one article of clothing is the vibe

secured them❗️

Freakazoid cream, for all of your freakish desires

u might not know by looking at me but i was a fighter as a youngin. i liked to fight . was small but fiery

i think the problem with a lot of people is they never got their ass beat

i wish i could go to coachella because i want to dress up in cute outfits and take pics

lentil sloppy joe with sweet potato fries 👍

local police department is apparently going to start encrypting their radio communications soon which is Very Annoying and also Fucked

i went to bed at 9:30 last night that was awesome

need doc marten blaire slide sandals in white ❗️

i need a very very easy vegetarian or vegan dinner to make this week to last me a few days

I s2g I never take selfies until my roots are grown out as fuck but I look cool here

i fuckin love the library bitch!!!

She’s baby

ruby's so mean she always calls my salads stinky :(

when i was in the mental hospital i couldn't stop singing the education connection commercial jingle and all the other patients really appreciated it

kid at work was like "yknow.. i never seen you wearing jeans.. before today🤨" almost as if he was suspicious about it?? wonder what his thought about that were

GOD i miss old twitter it was the best app. now there are no good apps.

Thinking about that South Korean politician that scaled a wall during a military blockade just to vote against martial law while our Congress tweets about how much they disagree with bombs from Barbados

when something is really funny or exciting my gut reaction is to scream for some reason and my loved ones really like that about me :)

i'm not really a fan of sports. although i did really enjoy the hockey game i went to once because the players started fist fighting

i know too much. i don't want to know more. i'm tired. please don't give me any information.

(making small talk with my gf’s dad at our first dinner) Richard i don’t like the way you speak to your wife