i love my wife

as a midi dress wearer i never understood how people wear really short dresses like what do you do if you drop something

Yay my new makeup brush arrived so I can do stuff like this now haha yay

i got a raise 👍

why did security at the dispensary call the two guys ahead of me "boss" but then not call me boss?:-(

i mean it's big 🤭

i like my bumper stickers i want more

bumpet sticker that says "im not speeding, im on my way to eat pussy"

i remember when i first learned you could contract STIs from unprotected oral sex i pretended i didn't learn that

as soon as the maintenance guy got here my cat took the foulest fucking shit ever thanks dude

i need a they/them with a dump truck (like me)

driving home from taco bell at 1am vibing to waterfalls by tlc

i cracked my back so fucking good on the chair at the library i love the library

it seems like every employee at this 7 brew says "expresso" what's up with that

it's i love women wednesday

don't talk to me until i've had my soy vanilla dirty chai

I seem to have misplaced my eraser but I wanna show this off #art

it's a good day to be a freak weirdo

who can guess how tall we are

very fond of this photo of me and my precious babies

Hehe

It’s him

case in point

case in point

I think it’s funny how my glasses always make me look like I’m a terminal spice users

i don't really get chub rub am i gods favorite fat person ?

pardon my french but why the goddamn fuck doesn't anyone care about this pic of jelly

Lezzing out with the homies

The snoozer

morning cuddles with my little jelly belly

Power Cat 2026-06-16 Sorry this one looks especially rushed. I'm going on a date with someone very beautiful tonight! powercat.org

i hate wearing a bra i miss my old tits

ruby and i decided we're gonna start getting out of the house more so that's exciting also im so scared

no makeup besides lipstick is such a look idc

i do NOT fucking agree with pulling out some of the center of the bread for a sandwich

my son curry is a very scared boy and i've been dog sitting at my moms for the past week and let me tell you when i got home this man has been acting like he's never met me a day in his life

i found a few gray hairs... silver fox mode

My wife just referred to my dick as “female member” and I think they need to be punished

Indigo and I are trying to find a gf and so I downloaded tinder and this shit is so ass. First person I see is like “kys if you use the slur TERF. I love womyn. My pussy stinks” and then everyone else is allergic to cats. Who tf has an allergy to cats? Grow up

i should be paid $1000 every time i'm shown a glp-1 medication ad

i have been aware of the killer since birth

do any beautiful women want to add me on signal. I have a good heart and pure intentions 🙂‍↕️

why was i being paid to watch small children when i was a mere 13 years? i don't have kids but if i did im not leaving them with a 13yo

Probably my favorite drawing I’ve done of Rebecca

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hey guys. i got some sweet potato fries goin in the air fryer. about to heat up a garden veggie burger. all the fixings. have a good night!

pot roast went to the vet today and he and another angry kitty were singing to each other