This app right now:

A statement to our fans:

Last night I slept in my guest bed until 10:30am (when my alarm went off). I think I’m just going to continue sleeping down here because clearly I sleep well down here and I need that.

I’m gonna awooo even harder now.

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

Sometimes people respond thoughtfully to our emails and newsletters. Other times, we get this and it weighs on me

Update: my friend Megan sent me this! She gets me ❤️

Did someone send me this? It just showed up today with no note. It’s very me but I didn’t buy it 😅

My tattoo artist told me I sat really well today and I can’t express how proud of myself I feel because of this.

Perfect birthday vibes. Beers, whiskey, charcuterie, cupcakes, friends, and soccer at Black Hart. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, but especially to the Saint Paul dads. I hope you all get to drink a Hamms while wearing The Jacket today.

The first Oberon of the summer hits differently.

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Today! @mndarkclouds.bsky.social is hosting a pride bingo event at @blackhartstp.com between the World Cup matches. We’ve got fun prizes and are taking donations for Rainbow Wardrobe and taking donations towards Transforming Families MN. See you there!

Ooh big thunder.

I accidentally did no mow May+extra days. (My rule is I can mow once I see multiple bumblebees in my yard which I did… 3 weeks ago 😅) I somehow managed to get the job done on one battery charge but oof, I’m exhausted now.

Jake the office dog joined the awwooo

awwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I spotted the color of these beauties just glancing out the window. 😍

It’s pride month and I realized I never really *came out*, but ya gal is bi. So I’ll just say: happy pride to everyone, even those of us who haven’t yet come out or are more quiet about it. 🩷

90s/00s: the future is dirty, dark, and industrial 10s/20s: the future is clean, white, and robotic What caused this change?

Brb, trying to find a JT meme that says “it’s gonna be gay”.

… but it’s not though

I had someone cut me off today and they drove in the middle of two lanes. They flipped me off when I eventually passed them on the left, and like my dude? You were going 5mph for half a mile, of course I’m tryna pass you. (I passed them at like 10mph in a 40mph zone too).

Love this so much.

Someone asked me if I smoke meth while I was walking to black hart.

It was over 90° in Boston today and it’s going to be 50° when I get back home tonight. I have no idea how to dress for this flight.

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

After 22 years of waiting, the Premier League title is Arsenal’s again 🏆🔴

We won the fucking league. It just hit me. We won the fucking league.

Yesterday I went on a whale watching cruise with my friend and we saw someone with St. Olaf gear on. Minnesotans are everywhere!

Apple TV trying to give me push notifications to watch the MNUFC vs NE game. Bro, I’m literally here at the stadium.

A message of support from across the United States for the Boys in Brown! Thanks to our fans for the great support! 💪🤎🤍

I'm so obsessed 😍

On May 23, we're doing a tifo for the last Loons game before the break and we need your help! We've had space open up on shifts this weekend, especially Friday, and those are some of the most critical for ensuring we get done on time, so please lend a hand! www.signupgenius.com/go/60B054EAA...

I was too distracted for the awooo because THERE ARE DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD.

Just had lunch in downtown St. Paul for the first time in like a year and I ran into someone I used to work with right as I walked to my car. Such small town vibes.

WHAT’S UP ISAAC! 👋 We are so excited to welcome another goalkeeper to our roster, Isaac! He joins us this summer after playing for Fullerton Women’s Soccer✨ Tickets are still available, get yours today! 🎟️

So proud of my homie @normcharlatan.bsky.social Keep fighting the good fight ✊

SAVE THE CAPS

if he's not dead, then put the basketball game back on

Join us and learn about the dark clouds!

I needed this loons win tonight + the postgame hang. My heart is so happy.

Your @mndarkclouds.bsky.social Pres @megs0328.bsky.social and VP cheering loud at the loons game tonight.

This jersey color is what happens when Timbers deal with climate change.

Post the best picture of your cat you’ve ever taken (if you want).

This week was so long I had a moment where I thought today was a second Thursday.

I call this… logging on to Facebook

The 2nd awoooo is really quiet in St. Paul