I sent this to my mom yesterday to get a chuckle out of her.

This is fucking dumb.

Watching my parents try to find shows without understanding how the Apple TV remote or app works is incredibly frustrating.

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Disappointment in 8 minutes: the MNUFC story

Finishing a book that has a character caring for her aging parents the day before you drive back home to care for your own aging parents is a bad idea.

Ellie just spent 5 minutes making biscuits on my left leg just to climb up and sit on my belly. This cat is too cute.

Had 8 total trick or treaters and half of them took a duck!

Got my first 4 trick or treaters. Gave them choices of candy or lil rubber ducks and one kid was like “ducks all the way”. The kids are alright.

Ellie is always inventing new ways to wear her costumes. What an icon.

I just saw a mouse in my kitchen so I’m giving Ellie a pep talk and trying to remind her that she killed one two years ago.

These last 2 weeks have been hell. First my mom was diagnosed with cancer. Next, my sister broke her elbow. And during this time my dad has fallen twice, with him now in the hospital with a severely sprained ankle, bruised bones and unable to put weight on either foot. Please send good vibes.

@blackhartstp.com basement Dayne says let’s fucking go tonight, loons! 🖤💙🖤💙🖤

More weddings need cheese fountains.

I went to spirit Halloween tonight, along with everyone else in Roseville apparently. Superrrr long lines.

He is 20+ years my elder. Which isn’t necessarily a no but he isn’t giving me anything.

A guy is trying to hit on me while I’m very obviously reading a book on my phone. I hate this.

Yes I still love it and will get up early tomorrow to watch it.

Soccer is dumb

THERE WAS JUST A SPERM BANK AD DURING THE MNUFC VS LA GALAXY GAME.

It’s been a fucking week. I need the loons to get a win for me.

I thought I was finally at a calm point in life. But no, my mom has cancer. Fuck cancer.

Me seeing every MNUFC decal on cars driving back from rural Wisconsin today

I’m having a feelings night so I’m watching Twilight to cope

Just kidding! My flight is now delayed 3.5 hours. fml

My 3 hour layover in Chicago has turned into about 1 after being stuck on the plane after landing over 90 minutes. We’re at the gate and are still waiting for the seatbelt sign to turn off.

Awwwooooooo

Beers after a long day are the best.

Here at the @minnpost.bsky.social festival listening to my friend @blindeke.bsky.social chat about topics of city living in Saint Paul and Minneapolis.

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Sometimes I forget how much I actually love hosting things at my house. It motivates me to actually clean and I just get to hang out with people at home.

It’s hot so I’ve had my comforter folded up at the end of my bed. Ellie has decided this is her elevated bed and doesn’t try to sleep anywhere else.

I’m still so mad thinking about this. I was told to take a Tylenol before my colposcopy. It did not help and I was in so much pain at 20 years old.

The more I sit with this the angrier I get. Fuck this bullshit.

The pres saying that women should avoid Tylenol feels like another way that men are diminishing women and their pain.

Tomorrow!

I’m really enjoying the cool air, windows open, thunder in the distance kind of vibe tonight.

What fucking timeline are we living in? This is the fucking worst idea.

The best week of the year (fat bear week) is almost here. But for now, take a minute to vote for fat bear junior: explore.org/fat-bear-week

Fucking loons.

Does anyone need/want a WW ticket for the MNUFC game tonight? I have an extra. Free as long as you promise to get loud.

I highly recommend hanging out with friends who make you laugh right now. I hung out with my pals that I am unhinged with today and I am so fucking happy right now, despite the world.

This is infuriating.

My heart is so heavy, y’all. I’m so tired of reading about gun violence. Whether it’s kids or a person with a differing view than mine, this shouldn’t keep happening. I’m exhausted that we still are dealing with this year after year.

In June, a Democratic state rep in Minnesota was murdered, and a state senator was shot. And a couple of days later, Trump said he wouldn't phone Gov. Walz, calling him "whacked out" and "a mess"

We need gun control.

Finished my book at the brewery and had to find a way not to cry during the last 15 minutes. It was a stupid romance but also had parents dying and the emotions around that. (And I’m saying that as someone with both parents still living - it just was a lot).

Today is my official 10 years of living in the Twin Cities. I moved here on a whim and can’t imagine living anywhere else.

Immigrant Song is playing at the brewery I’m at and I can stop thinking about this video youtu.be/ApxnAr6pRt0?...

Solving all my problems one tattoo at a time.