Lomg Beef

One of the kittens woke me up this morning by nibbling on my ears. I have no doubt she would eat me if I died in my sleep.

“But I NEED wet food. I NEED IT or I will die- Unless of course the big cat is eating her dry food and in that case I NEED THAT INSTEAD”

“That’s my big cat! I can tell because of her naked knees!”

But what if want be cat?

I let the intrusive thoughts win.

I think I want to see what kinds of answers I can get when I go antiquing and ask for help finding an “authentic MCM CD holder”.

None of my cats have ever been fed a day in their lives.

Three cats, three cats, THREE CATS!

This account also needs recent photos of Twist.

Beef

I just saw a 1:6 scale Eames lounger that costs as much as a bootleg Eames lounger. What a time to be alive.

This shit is out of fucking control. One year ago, more usage and an average cost of $7.17 a day. This year, less usage and it’s $12.82 a day. $169 more year over year. Georgia Power can gargle my balls (Somethjng, something, make sure to vote in November for the utilities commissioner)

I need to roll around on a tennis ball to get this knot out of my back.

Autistic Burnout looks a lot like Depression, but it’s not the same. It’s not caused by lack of serotonin or extenuating circumstances, per se. We go into burnout because our needs, sensory, emotional, and material are lacking and our nervous system can no longer compute

Everyone laugh at me. I’m going to Dicks to buy a groin brace.

I let the intrusive thoughts win and put baby bell cheese wax into a melted candle.

Teef.

Beef

I bought an “art tv” and got it installed. It took me about a day to realize that I had photos…my photos…that I could put on it. Now I need to find more landscape oriented photos to use.

No hissing, growling, spitting, or slapping!!!!

Everyone light a candle for me and hope the backup gods smile upon me. Turns out I formatted my backup drive as NTFS 5 years ago and I just re-formatted and am re-loading my NAS contents to it. Hopefully I’m not missing anything of importance on either side.

The holy tome, has a home.

Leg.

My kitten portal is leaking.

Home is having three cats watch you pee.

I remember this happening last year, and my feelings today are exactly the same.

I’m having to explain to kittens which flat surfaces are ok to stand on and which ones aren’t. Help!

Who asked for this? www.hottopic.com/product/rock...

“Keep your hands to yourself, Mister”

I think I’ve finally outgrown ikea.

“Silver Springs” is haunting me for some reason this summer.

Why are sneezes so offensive to cats?

Beef and Twist - “Summer Interns 2025”

Can someone work out how to give me a beanbag full of microwaved rice so I can heat treat my sore…everything.

Ursa got two kittens today! Meet “Beef” and “Twist”

To put it plain, I just don't like you Not a thing about the way you is And if there ever come a time I got rabies You're high on my bitin' list.

I met two kittens today.

“We don’t do Net-30 in this house”

It’s the first day of Halloween.

I’m breaking from my tradition of posting the speech from ID4 today. We didn’t earn it.

Today I learned that Old Navy sells official Sleep Token merch: oldnavy.gap.com/browse/produ...

Giving proper credit to @friction.bsky.social for this one. But still worth a share.