I can tell it's time for me to get a cat because I'm in a car that smells like a litterbox and all I feel is jealousy.

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

And on top of EVERYTHING else, the Crayola adult coloring pages website is just DREADFULLY slow.

I am absolutely at my limit for the least cool people in the world trying to tell me how to remain relevant in my profession.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

After 20 years, I've been laid off at The Washington Post. substack.com/home/post/p-...

My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power

would sincerely like never to post one of these again. (and solidarity w our union siblings)

We stand with you, @postguild.bsky.social

Me on the death of the Washington Post sports section. This isn't a day to be nostalgic. It's a day to be angry. www.theringer.com/2026/02/04/m...

"The Post is all of our “we”—the journalists fighting for it, the ones competing against it, those of us in the diaspora, and especially the community that counts on it and the nation that turns to it." Thank you @ashleyrparker.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I cannot count the number of insanely talented colleagues that were ousted today, but Heather is a brilliant writer on tech and absolutely hilarious as a bonus.

5 NEW RULES FOR DRAG RACE SEASON 19 🪡

I'm keeping my new smart watch's workout goals at this low low bar forever. I've never felt so accomplished! I stand up! I walk upwards of 5000 steps!

Overheard at the Whitney Art Party: "He's like a hotter Cuomo." "Who's Cuomo?"

#SaveThePost, Jeff Bezos.

1 in 6 queer and 1 in 3 trans U.S. adults smoke cigarettes. That’s compared with 1 in 9 straight adults. Recent federal cuts mean fewer people and resources are available to address this disparity — and researchers are starting to take matters into their own hands. Read more of my latest here:

Update from the Madison, WI airport 1/3: Had the best folksy interaction with a TSA agent ever: "Excuse me, sir." Points to my Kringle in the TSA bin. "They don't letcha take those on da plane anymore. Gonna have to leave it right here with us now."

It's Liza with AI Not Lisa with an S www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Who wants to open the first airport tattoo parlor with me?

Why does being creative take so long?

How do you know if you're ready to rewatch "Dancer in the Dark" ? (It's been 26 years)

The Post Guild stands with Hannah, and will continue to fight for our members’ safety and independence so that they can continue their critical work. (3/3)

The Washington Post Guild is alarmed and appalled by federal law enforcement’s search and seizure of reporter Hannah Natanson’s property and personal devices. Hannah is a valued member of our union whose work covering the federal workforce has been essential (1/3)

Excited for the rebrand of "kneecaps" as "shin tits."

One more reason to subscribe to the SERIOUSLY? newsletter from @shaneisland.bsky.social: You get his 24-word obit for Spanish fresco restorer Cecilia Giménez. "She taught us that done is better than perfect, that forgiveness is better than permission and that Jesus looks better with his mouth open."

Stephen Miller to Vanity Fair photographer: “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” Photographer to Miller: “You know, you do, too.” www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/... @shaneisland.bsky.social

'The fact that the internet is freaking out because they’re seeing real photos and not retouched ones says something' This is a great read from @shaneisland.bsky.social on photographer Christopher Anderson, who shot the Susie Wiles Vanity Fair profile. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

"Yohji Yummy-moto!" -My review of this morning's breakfast sandwich

About those Vanity Fair photos ... wapo.st/49ixYtq

All glory to Justin Vivian Bond for showing me to this majesty.

MAD thanks to @shaneisland.bsky.social for lifting my spirits on this no-good, terrible, horrible day with Yoko Ono's version of "All I Want for Christmas is You" in his SERIOUSLY newsletter at Wapo.

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl.

I'm not a cologne guy but if there were one that smelled like a flat can of sprite i might reconsider...

A living language changes and grows, in all sorts of ways, and sometimes on purpose. Look up the history of the word quiz. It'll quiz you, to be sure! King Canute and the tide, pedants and word usage. But, yes, it sounds weird. It's an insta thing. And it's changed the language. But #PedantsUnite

Had a nice time chatting with @shaneisland.bsky.social about “aesthetic” and internet aesthetics for this wonderful piece in @washingtonpost.com

brb gonna go get COLE HAAN knuckle tats

AESTHETIC! wapo.st/3Mzr2iG

We all hate the "homophone" groups in Connections, right?

I get the last word on faggotry in this one, right next to @magnolienne.bsky.social!

@eclipse.gay and I bein faggots? in the WaPo??

Why is there so much f-slur (rhymes with "maggot") in art right now? (gift link) wapo.st/48BbcLY

Today, on my unwashed body I've noticed notes of: -Garlic -Yeast -Cheese -Egg Ina Garten could make something absolutely delicious with my body odor.

Roger Stone started a suit company. www.washingtonpost.com/style/fashio...

My friend @shaneisland.bsky.social is the style newsletter editor at WaPo and has taken on one my most pet peeves: “welcome in.”

This was a fun one! www.washingtonpost.com/style/fashio...

@shaneisland.bsky.social: Seriously, y'all are going to have to come up with the "Seriously?" version of "Pinocchios."

Guess what? The @washingtonpost.com has a new/revamped pop culture newsletter from the great @shaneisland.bsky.social: Seriously? Yes, seriously. Seriously! s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

So I guess we're all just going to let Outlook continue to be an email platform that feels like it's constantly tricking you?