Y'all ever heard of "Madonna?"

Get a load of this sassy fella. (Seriously, do. Shane is the best.)

First advice column!! Gift link! Say More: Am I having too much sex? www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2026/...

Can we forgive Madonna after "Confessions II" ? (gift link) wapo.st/4y7Pknk

Gift link! wapo.st/4eXuH4z

SPA FOR SALE. SOMEONE, PLEASE!!! www.loopnet.com/Listing/300-...

Free drag name: Ladybeard Johnson

OMG shoes (gift link) wapo.st/4xqcl4w

We need a rewrite! My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish __________________ Knicks in Five. I'll start!

Take your modal auxiliary verbs and shove 'em, NYT Games!!

Free drag name: Will Smithsonian

Celery seeds FTW

p sure I have plantar fasciitis. Now seeking foot fetishists with VERY particular tastes.

Gift link! wapo.st/4uWQjEm

HARK: If a place has great bagels, they shall have bad coffee. As it is written, so it shall be.

Why 'The Comeback' is the best show about work ever. (Gift link!) wapo.st/4wjUwDC

The only people left in the West Village are man-on-the-street tiktok hosts and women with center parts stepping into traffic while staring at their phones.

Thoughts on "Devil Wears Prada 2" with @afettersmaloy.bsky.social Gift link! wapo.st/4dehdl1

Both ayahuasca and motorcycles are sounding "interesting" to me. Why did I think my midlife crisis would be better than this?

Is Gen Z Catholic-maxxing? gift link: wapo.st/4c6t7fd

This is a great educational video sharing stories and the history of the Stonewall Uprising.

I called the White House. My phone read "Epstein Island." wapo.st/40Yjlqs

I just learned that Agosto Machado died. A warm, funny, brilliant and irreverent artist. I met him making this video, in which he generously shared his experience attending Judy Garland's funeral *AND* the Stonewall Rebellion on the same day. Rest in Power. youtu.be/S7jnzOMxb14?...

Google is mocking me.

Who else is ready to watch several seasons of "Mrs. Hat"?

Gift link! wapo.st/41mCgeu

Why can't I profile Justin Vivian Bond every day of my life? usa.10magazine.com/justin-vivia...

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Today is a great day to listen to the cranberries' "no need to argue" the whole way through. ☘️ youtu.be/JIlg0yM0XKg?...

I'm ready to do a reverse of Barbara Ehernreich’s “Nickel and Dimed” where i spend a year on a billionaire's assets and find out whether or not it corrupts me.

At least 175 people, many of them children, were killed in an airstrike Saturday on a girls' elementary school in Iran www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...

The White House just posted a video mixing real footage from the Iran strikes with a killstreak animation from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 x.com/WhiteHouse/s...

“But functionally, there’s no real difference between myself and Zara Larsson.” -Every gay man’s brain

Best, worst and weirdest of the red carpet. Gift link! wapo.st/4l4oSEN

My review of the Gucci show: I’m just glad that Demna is fucking with the legacy of a house I don’t particularly care about. Do whatever you want to Gucci!

Maxie-Maxxing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVx5...

Hey, with all the bad news in the world, at least most online video platforms can handle a variety of aspect ratios these days. I’m taking the good news wherever I can.

I can tell it's time for me to get a cat because I'm in a car that smells like a litterbox and all I feel is jealousy.

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

And on top of EVERYTHING else, the Crayola adult coloring pages website is just DREADFULLY slow.

I am absolutely at my limit for the least cool people in the world trying to tell me how to remain relevant in my profession.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

After 20 years, I've been laid off at The Washington Post. substack.com/home/post/p-...

My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power

would sincerely like never to post one of these again. (and solidarity w our union siblings)

We stand with you, @postguild.bsky.social

Me on the death of the Washington Post sports section. This isn't a day to be nostalgic. It's a day to be angry. www.theringer.com/2026/02/04/m...

"The Post is all of our “we”—the journalists fighting for it, the ones competing against it, those of us in the diaspora, and especially the community that counts on it and the nation that turns to it." Thank you @ashleyrparker.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I cannot count the number of insanely talented colleagues that were ousted today, but Heather is a brilliant writer on tech and absolutely hilarious as a bonus.