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BREAKING: in March 2026, *every single one* of the 1,341 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans: In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 4,496 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

We’ve never needed a kaiju emergence more than we do right now imho

We found that just 9 facilities of more than 200 accounted for half of the deaths that have taken place since Trump retook office. And we built an interactive tool for you to learn more about individual cases -- I hope you'll give it a read! www.sfchronicle.com/projects/202...

Really leaning in to the “Great Satan” thing after all these years. Heartbreaking

Pam Zombie

I have a recurring nightmare where I’m trying to drive a car in a city while sitting in the back seat and reaching over the empty driver’s seat. Same energy

So the reason we’re going to the Moon is because 22 years ago George W. Bush said we’re gonna put a man on the moon?

How hilarious that the Adobe ad has the worst blue screening artifacts I’ve ever seen in a baseball game

I should have come back as BTS

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Delores Huerta Boulevard doesn’t sound bad, does it (might be confusing in SF)

🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 !!!!

US team in WBC would look better if they smiled more

Recently completed my umpteenth anti-harassment training so I know it is my obligation to report this

Unconditional surrender = give him a prize, something big and gaudy

If tech lords keep naming their ambitions for Prometheus, maybe someone like @carlbergstrom.com could teach crows to do the funniest thing ever, over and over

A MONTH. Incidentally, the Matrix trilogy is set in a future Columbus* * don’t look this up

Department of War, Department of Defense, can we just agree on Department of Violence?

Americans: today, we are all Israelis (derogatory)

Good stuff- stuff our DoW should have known but probably didn’t care

How about the GOP gets a little island (Bermuda, say?) where they can test their little system and try to prove it’s superior

December 2025 through February 2026 was the 2nd warmest winter on record for the Contiguous U.S. according to Prism climate data. The widespread record to near record warmth in the west easily outweighed the cool temps in the east. 🔥🔥🔥

I’d like a word with the person who sent mom an email entitled: “Final notice: we’d like your feedback”

The plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices

Thought provoking thread from @timothysnyder.bsky.social

I’ve read enough. Make Parker the global news director of ParaCNN+HBObcMax feat. Felly

Need to spend some quality time watching Weimar HBO

Why do crickets like everything so much when everyone else doesn’t?

Powerful. Painful.

Let’s just call it the “help ICE” app that tracks the minute details of ICE presence so we can “be sure to stay out of their way” wink wink

Heartbroken for the super talented people being pushed into the streets, and the sacking of another crown jewel of US media. The farce that this is about profits. Bezos hired ed because he’s shady- phone hacking bg was a qualification

“I bought my humanoid killer robots before Elon went crazy”

So glad she’s ok! Think the prosecutors will have an easy time proving pommecideral intent

“I come not to praise CBSer but to Bari him”

We in the US are the frogs and it’s boiling

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

“I want to be a soldier who only fights civilians. Do you have any jobs where I can do that?”

SENATOR! STOP SAYING DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS. INSTEAD: 1. Object to all UC agreements 2. Blanket holds on all appointments 3. Joint Resolution of Disapproval under WPR 4. Talking filibuster all Greenland-related apporpriations, and HR 361 ("Make Greenland Great Again") /1

Call it a perverse intuition but I just thought they might leave the alt tags empty on the images. Screw the disabled, right? Nazis to the core. Petty and malevolent in equal measure.

Emergency FIFA Peace Prize

Exercise note: you have to walk/run before you run/walk

Thinking of Chris Rea and how we could have had a follow up: “Driving Home From Christmas” about all the complicated feelings *afterward* too — as well as overindulging. Are there tunes about post Xmas (I know, 12 days…)?

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

Here's a quilt of Volume 4 of the Epstein document dump. Gives you a 10,000 foot view of the redactions. that's 2,704 docs.

The latter name referring now to Robert Kennedy Jr, right?

I've long been frustrated that small-scale indie news orgs don't get the recognition they deserve for the crucial work they do for their communities, so I did something about it. dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...

Got my Adobe Illustrator Wrapped today. They’re like “the hell is wrong with you 87% of your tool use was the pencil”

Please yes