does anyone care that i'm going to have repair people repairing things in my flat for two weeks

The opticians LOOOVE to tell me my eye test is overdue. u think I can't see that???

finally joined a queer WoW guild and they took me on my first mythic dungeon run and they were all so nice to me 😭😭😭 and no one died!!! finally healing from my Gruul's Lair childhood trauma

This is so funny (if true), I would do the same thing. Like how can I help these kids survive a devastating trauma… all I have are these damn light up ice cubes…

just emoting to that ariana song and barely dancing... i know the calum scott cover of dancing on my own went triple platinum in those queens' houses

Burnt my scalp bleaching my head hehe

Would love to see some oomfs there supporting one of my best friends!!!

Eating pomegranate seeds in bulk because mine expired two hours ago. And let me tell you. Some of these taste like lead paint

A plate and a bowl HATE to see me sudsmaxxing

Not cared about anything Marvel in YEARS but just got an ad showing Jessica Jones in the Daredevil tv show… I might have to watch

second level 90 yaaaay

Had a dream last night that people were mad on Reddit that there hasn’t been a drag race winner with gyno yet

something awfully beautiful about the previous 20 years of Computers is how suddenly everybody had the same device. different tiers and speeds ofc but you had at home the exact same kit and tools writers, video editors, artists, scientists had. sucks how capital saw that as a problem to be solved

Almost finished my Scrubs rewatch (just started season 8) and I’m kinda gutted Denise isn’t in the reboot. I remember her being one of my favourite parts of the final season 😔

all the coffee shops moving on from pistachio lattes... you can't just make me like something and then stop selling it what the HELLLLL

just opened fornite... why are they trying to get me back into honkai...

neeeeeeeeeeed someone to marry me

Who started the rumour that I’m waiting for my uber and it’s 17 degrees and sunny outside

have to bleach my hair and dye it today.......... why am i being punished.............

i would kill for u

keir starmer if no one has told u this today... u are evil and unloved and hated by the nation and your friends

i know people have lots of thots about the music in this WoW expansion but the music in Harandar.... wow... gongjus....

im crying

i'm up for a really cool work position binkybodd prayer circle starts now

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

rewatching scrubs for the first time since i was a teenager and i just got to My Lunch im gonna fuckin kms

Yaaaay

discovered the am i overreacting subreddit and it's just women sharing conversations of their boyfriends being evil to them the whole way down omg i'm so sorry. may Sappho's light find you

updating my portfolio and got to learn what "The Fart Dance" translates to in Swedish

on scruff messaging questionable men call that the Woofering Heights

Ohhhh I forgor to put a hat on and I look CRAZY and people are STARING

Happy There's-A-Playable-Cat-In-Overwatch day to those who celebrate

this is so sad... i remember when the cringe subreddit used to be a place for us to be evil 😔

hey google is this streamer bisexual or just a fun guy

but she's... *lip quivers* beautiful

Princess Felicity Fish in the cover art with her ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD

Freshening up my pronouns feat. plug

since when did they put one of the greatest songs form glee on spotify... open.spotify.com/track/7LPm0L...

pre-chopped melons in their packaging at the stroke of midnight on their expiry date:

If there’s one thing I’m always saying, it’s that I love love love LOVE how green broccoli gets in water. Yes, green!

not to sound insane but if you're attractive (and not my friend) i literally could not care what u have to say about drag race. only ugly strangers have good opinions on drag race

in my time as a "games journalist", there are a few pieces i wrote that ended up getting used as sources in various wikipedia articles. however, i am only quoted directly in one and it makes me sound like a psychopath

Gay New Yorkers forgiving someone: faggot about it

people love to talk about pink economy but never GAY TAX. what do you mean because i'm attracted to men i have to pay for wow presents plus

me starting a business selling terrible wigs: it's fucking Vivienne Pinay...... inspired.

Happy birthday to meeee

when my citizens are unhappy in Civ V and someone else has surplus luxuries

i got a cold from visiting the hospital i am going to scream... yall were supposed to make me healthy