no one: evil mac n cheese: MAGAn cheese...

grocery shopper just suggested oranges as a replacement for my apples. diva i fear you don't know about comparing apples and oranges....

have to be vulnerable at the doctors today im gonna kms

i have to get through three tubs of hummus in 72 hours ama

Kind of need to say the most depressing things imaginable

Fear I am using all my luck up for forever

Paradise Killer is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg

i need to know why dulce brought a knee length denim skirt to drag race

person opposite me has their christmas lights set to random on their tree. i am not judging. but sometimes i see all those lights blinking at once, lighting their whole room up for .5 seconds and going off again ad infinitum and i'm like... isn't this distracting you

@finallgirll.bsky.social sorry i cant dm u bc of age verification laws in the uk asdlkbahsdh but im sorry i didnt see ur message i was lost in the sauce unfortunately

playing fortnite hehe twitch.tv/odiebodd

Me reading the first half of the sentence: :D Me reading the second half of the sentence: O_O

I’ve not had a god pack since the first expansion and even then that one was trash 😭😭😭

mfw nonbinary tea is valid

In London today and my toe is bleeding how long until someone steps on my foot on the tube

I need to speak my truth. I am not against the word yapping. But whenever I see it, I feel like it will be doggo-coded in five years time so I pre-emptively silenced myself and removed myself from whimsey last year. Do with that information what you will

Me & My Dog by Boygenius except it's Me & My Airfryer

me greeting a french vibraslap: boingjour...

Found a gay sofa

do u ever think about how covid should have at the very least brought everyone together. a literal near-universal experience. and then it just sped up hyperindividualisation???

can't believe i've wanted my own house in world of warcraft for 20 years and i finally get to make one tomorrow i'm going to lose my mind...

i just refreshed my youtube and my subscriptions feed has vanished... help...

I’m about 80% of my way through Legends ZA now - was the lack of cunty Pokemon a major point of discussion during launch? It feels like all the cunty Pokemon also have a lot of shared typing/weaknesses. It’s sick

lol she got his ass and he knows it

i am CONVINCED my post man is flirting with me but he is also the straightest man ever. maybe he is just a nice straight man. much to consider

Can’t get a single mega blaziken or mega altaria but already have two shiny tapu kokos I hate it here (Luxray art kind of stunning tho)

ellen degenerous when she's laughing: ellenmfao

I love TikTok comment veterinarians because like… fainting doesn’t happen in ANYONE unless something is wrong 😭😭😭

Was PISSED to see I’d pulled another shiny… until I saw it was HER. GAWJUS

delusional conversations about jada shada hudson ongoing in the drama reddit

just found out awesomenauts is back... that's my baby that i forgor about...

twinkle song by miley cyrus just came on shuffle

Lettuce sure does get a bad wrap (often carrying deadly bacteria and killing people) for something with such an incredible crunch!

Oomfissimo

This episode of greys… baby boy with two gay dads getting a lung transplant from each of his dads… if anything happens to anyone I will kill myself

i should have enough world of warcraft character slots to have at least one character of every race, class, and body type combo

No 50+ queens on this season of Canada’s Drag Race… who the hell are we going to root for now

Every TikTok comment on a video of a cat with more than 10k views since they discovered the cat grimace scale: you should really look up the cat grimace scale. Your cat looks like it’s in a lot of pain :///

“What are you going to do, stab me?” -Quote From Man Stabbed

Giving nonbinary oomf gender euphoria by encouraging them to start a gofundme to deal with their everyday tasks

non-binary rachel berry in the reboot of glee whose dream is to play the lead in Oh, Mary!

Even putting aside the fact that AI can't do this and will never be able to do this Who would *want* this? Who wants a bespoke personal TV show? That they can't meaningfully engage anyone else with? That no human had a hand in crafting? You might as well tell someone about a cool dream you had.

are there any big gays on EU World of Warcraft that I could play Legion Remix with 🥺🥺🥺 I feel like I've been playing WoW alone for the past ten years and I'm always too afraid to talk to people in-game loooooooooool

HD Mageweave… finally we can queen out the way god intended

finally got to play fortnite delulu mode... very fun even if the name gives me visceral cringe

What I ordered versus what I got 🤪🤪🤪 Guess its jerk chicken soup for dinner this week

They replaced my caramel chew chew with cookie dough… this is sick….

my postman is so hot it's sick actually...