I am always bringing 1 litre of water to a boil.

one must imagine a 3 inch tall maid while waiting for huge file transfers at work. she sits under a mushroom.

Super fucking ultra hydlide

I have all these cupcakes to decorate, but how the heck am I supposed to get the icing onto them?? the humble piping bag:

Labyrinth but with Michael gira instead of David Bowie

girls with horns SD

rolls over and fucking dies

crack a beer and disappear

I will make sure to take some cool clips with bertha later so everyone can tell me my tone is good and im a winnah

New strat for bertha my massive pre-amp: instead of slamming a brickwall limiter after the pre-amp to manage amp volumes I can run the rig in stereo. Guitar IN right channel completely dimed with my preferred eq and OUT Right back IN left with a lil more eqing but most importantly I can set the levl

i begrudgingly engage with art featuring guys named john

i don't watch media with guys named john in it I close the tab

People would be straight fucking and crowd killing in the pit at the hardcore show. That's why they keep the lights on

Imcompapable shapes

I'm really lucky my boyfriend doesn't mind when I drool all over the bong

This is your 17:44 lakeshore west train making all station stops to my crotch

Oh you wanna see my eurorack? check it out *Lifts away a heavy velvet dust cover to reveal a small water feature with babbling streams, fountains and bamboo troughs that creak and clunk*

メイドの日だね

They're figuring out what to do with me. They could try hitting the "action" button near my "glowing icon" but noooo back in the microwave again

FINALLY SOFT MODDED THE PS3!!!! IT HASN'T WORKED YET BUT HEY THIS IS PROMISING

Everything SUCKS and I am DROWNING

re-render of my old snoebius piece

Emergency dental finally told me what I owed after almost a month. 415 fucking dollars I was not ready to pay!!!

Egalitarian queer-platonic cuddle pile

I made this purely to amuse myself and maybe dozens of other Canadians

microphones low key smell kinda good

I love skinny jeans cause skinny jeans love me

5 million file transfers happening in my zone no one can tell me how to use the computer

The samples on the polyend Mini fucking suck. And the folder structure sucks too. But I can just put samples from a better portable tracker in it and have more fun :p

I'd hit

I have been playing a disgusting amount of atylss idk how I caught the bug

pikmin blooming again does anyone wanna bloom with me

ice on my wrist got my veins so frosty, pull up to your moms house and turn it to an atrocity

ebay Cheese - 50lb (~22.7kg) wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese 100,000 calories $750 @ eBay www.ebay.com/itm/22408661...

I just need 6000 dollars and I can put on the best talent show this town's ever seen

And with that, DUNGEON GALS has been officially released! Play as gaming's cutest throuple as you work together to save a floating island from certain doom! Explore vast areas, solve cryptic puzzles, fight huge bosses, get rich, take hormones, and SMOOCH! store.steampowered.com/app/2864880/...

In all ways, I would be honored to turn into my mother. Just so long as I don't date someone like my dad

prettiest concussion victim EVER

ive been painting recently

you know what yeah sure. activate nibble mode

covering songs to learn furnace tracker

My face is still a little numb after the freezing god damn

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

Got my teeth fixed at an emergency dentist today so I can eat and don't have to live with fucked up teeth. Still gotta go to my actual dentist on a couple weeks to check for further damage. Y'all being concerned for me means a lot I love y'all

Good news is I didn't have a bad concussion bad news is they didn't do shift for my teeth

Guys I'm not getting a head injury treated in some stinky city. I'm going somewhere with real class! The kind of place where they put their full street address in cursive on the front