Wondering if there’s any other school that has won a D1 men’s and D1 women’s basketball championship with siblings on both teams? #ucla #gobruins

Never celebrate until the clock reads zero? #gobruins

Our first Goth Pope.

That 3rd one’s a home run. He left the field of play, ass on top of wall before making the catch. I will die on this hill.

If you’re not threatening war crimes on Easter Sunday are you even a faithful servant? #blessed

Honestly, as a West coaster who used to have a travel type job, I pray to God every day to be teleported to a Waffle House.

Avenged the one loss. #gobruins

He went on sing a little ditty, One of his all-time favorites “Fee Fi go figure Boy I sure do hate those N….’

New rule, no one I admire is allowed to make news of any kind on April Fools Day as I assumed this wasn’t real yesterday.

By hotel he means grandpa’s old timey frontier brothel?

April fools! Dad’s not on hospice. He was playing a long con since January. Really got me.

One of my favorite sports memories was being in Rome on day one of a World Cup and hearing a city of millions collectively screaming when Italy finally found the net to go up 1-0. 2030?

@mlb.com the interwebs are all crazy about Mason Miller/Korn. Miller was 4 years old when it came out. For perspective that would be like Mariano Rivera entering to ‘Crocodile Rock’ or ‘Tie a Yellow Ribbon’.

You could give free community college to every American under the age of 18 alive today for the $200b that’s the FIRST ask by the Pentagon for Iran war. But good thought. Bless your heart, Marco.

it's not that i don't want views from the other side to be included, it's just that if you're writing about pet care, i just don't think you should label the president of the International Dog Beating Association as a "concerned pet owner".

If this were a person we’d be making it buy an extra seat and lots of people would be shaming it mercilessly on the street.

‘To find the future of the Democratic Party we went to this Topeka diner and asked people born in the 1950s what they think about the rising cost of gaming consoles.’

How many watches is too many? The world may never know.

@nytimes.com 300k attend largest Tea Party rally ever held. NYT, “The country has turned a corner away from liberalism!” 8m attend largest ‘No Kings’ Protest to date. NYT, “But others don’t get the point of why they protest including this totally ungoogleable first year law student from Ole Miss”

“Who among us hasn’t done a little child rape? Can I get you some ambrosia?” -Franklin’s Jesus/God

Now that the PAC-10 is gone (don’t @ me) it’s weird as a Bruin to be happy about Arizona. The West has something to say.

The sheer number of MAGA replies that say “I don’t understand Metaphor” (Well actually there isn’t a king)

It should make Republicans *very* nervous to compare the listless unattendance of conservatives at CPAC this week with the enthusiastic, overwhelming attendance of liberals at #NoKings events a day later.

I’m not willing to give up not being surveilled 24/7 so Sergeants can nap in their patrol cars.

Someone named Stephen T Smith started following me on the tikkytok and all I can think of is whoever put the Scotty B Pippen joke on this here site and things of that nature.

I’m just glad that NOT foul didn’t change the outcome.

*cough* 8 months of deleted texts *cough cough*

Letting our kids be kids also means getting back to the basics. That’s why, earlier this year, I signed into law a bipartisan bill that requires Morse code and telegraph installation to be taught in Pennsylvania schools.

When you spent a lifetime steeping your brain in ‘Limbaugh’s delectable juice’.

Grateful for the overlay pic because the other as ‘kiddie restraint’ is pretty dark.

Just keeping myself occupied through all of this…

I would just like to have one week where something awful doesn’t happen within my immediate family. When someone says ‘Brain Bleed is not as bad as it sounds’ I’m like GREAT! So half a shit sandwich with soup!

Participation trophy

“It was this horse. Never seen anything like it and no one knows more about horses than me and Pete, you were the first to say ‘let’s bring it to the East lawn’. Amazing huge wooden horse…”

WWJD?

I don't care what the studies say, this is a plot by Big Kimchi to sell more banchan

So the strict constructionist are having trouble reading the elections clause specially, the parts about the times and manner

The things you learn on an other side of the state trip. Circle K has a whole line of ‘Flavortown’ roller grill choices.

“I CAME IN DRESSED WITH SAUERKRAUT!”

Prairie View. Not a hill or rise. Lots of grass.

I’m Pete Rose and I am confused by this message.

I did not expect Afroman to be of interest in Taylor Swift’s America.

None of us here in WA had Joe Kent being the one with a touch of integrity

Why did they call it ‘breast augmentation surgery’ when there was

I’ve not had ‘regular’ TV in years but at my InLaw’s and man these Amazon ‘small businesses make up a shit ton of Amazon sales’ are really something. ⛽️🔆

MC at Trade show, “We’re giving away an ALL EXPENSES PAID trip except the food…” ‘Some expenses paid.’