thinking about those glass straws I got at Aldi and how excited I am to make myself a lil drink tonight (iced tea)

I firmly believe croutons go well with basically any food

why is there a gift shop open at the national archives during a gala that the president is attending in the 2004 cinematic masterpiece national treasure

I thought I could wait patiently until Monday to watch the new episode of @criticalrole.bsky.social but APPARENTLY I can’t so guess who just subscribed to Beacon baybeeeeee

Why would I ask ChatGTP when I can just consult with the Magic Conch?

Nothing like a Saturday morning spent drinking iced coffee and watching the 1995 BBC Miniseries, Pride and Prejudice starring Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle.

Decided I’m gonna go to the library tomorrow. Pretty psyched about that!

Barnes and Noble croissant maybe the best croissant I’ve ever had (I’m so hungry)

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y’all MOVING IS SO STRESSFUL

Maybe it’s because the world is actually crumbling into pieces but I think I want to rewatch the office for the first time in a decade

Scheduled therapy on my birthday as a lil treat to myself

Hi! I really like this sketch that i did! That’s all!

I do think that if I were to be able to go to the Las Culturistas Culture Awards next year, I would wear a hot dog costume.

just played girl, so confusing featuring lorde for my 1 year old nephew

“Nothing flashy like Miami” is an actual sentence a client just said to me and yeah I’m actually obsessed with it

I gotta reawaken the part of my brain that wrote a bunch of film analysis papers in college

I’ve made a lot of tik toks about this but the Gilded Age used to be so chill so low stakes and the fact that each episode of season 3 has upped the ante bit by bit is kind of insane. We’ve gone from soup at luncheon to life or death stakes and I’m SO HERE FOR IT.

actually screaming over tonight’s Gilded Age episode - I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK NOW????

Oh it’s August 1st? I guess I’ll be listening to Folklore on repeat all day

You cannot for the life of me convince that there is a more riveting Bravo property than Queen of Jordan

Watching season 1 of the summer I turned pretty and yeah I guess I don’t like Jeremiah? I am just not seeing the appeal.

Sometimes you watch a relationship so disastrous, you think to yourself that this will either end in heartbreak or an open bar.

the deeper the dish the closer to god

cover letters genuinely suck

I got high, ate a bunch of cheese and crackers and dip, and watched the entire first season of Conan O’Brien Must Go last night and if that ain’t the perfect Saturday night, I don’t know what is

I’m real good at posts

Tell me why my neighbor is using a hammer on our shared wall when I am just waking up for the day

I go to bucks county for one weekend and I am already hearing roosters

Crying in my cubicle because I just experienced an act of human kindness

crashing out but I’m happy? It’s a confusing moment

First time using my Yeti travel in months and the coffee I poured into it at 9:30 am IS STILL KIND OF WARM. What a blessing.

I’d be completely crashing out if I wasn’t so tired

There is something genuinely soul healing about getting to leave work with the sun still in the sky.

it has come to my attention that kissing the hand is actually the most romantic thing you can do to a gal/pal/guy

Feeling really big feelings about therapy rn (good feelings!)

Did you know if you go to johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com, it will show you how to disconnect many of the ways Meta profits off of your data?

DO RIGHT BY ME DOLORES DO RIGHT BY ME DYLAN COME ONNNNN

My hottest take on the traitors is that I actually miss Boston Rob

this week has been so BLERGH, I am half considering adding my office hours to my email signature at work as a passive aggressive way of reminding my clients I too like to have a work life balance

whole bunch of tieflings 😈✨

Contrary to popular belief, I am currently Not having a Baja Blast.

TURN HIS TV OFF

You had me at “hello”? More like you had me at “Go Birds.”

SANDOVAL????

I think about this quote a lot

SMOOCH 💕

I forgot my lunch so Monday is already off to a great start wowie

finished drawing Hawke, refused to post this sitting in a chair.