Wtf even is Chamblee now that Brookhaven ate most of it and the rest is suddenly fake boujie in the worst way where your rent goes up $1500 but no improvements to anything

I associate that place so much w Dreamsicles and now I want one. An uncontaminated one

Wtf I missed that Greenwood Ice Cream in Chamblee shut down in 2022 bc Listeria

I wish Christmas was a permanent colorway. I like everyone better when they're a little drunk gluttonous and tryna avoid working until next year.

I was in mf Utah in a snowstorm w a disclocated toe when the ATL Plane Train tunnel caught fire whew

I only got 15K miles for that which was an outrage after I got 40K each for getting stuck in SLC bc the Plane Train caught fire and then Orlando bc I forget

A flight attendant asked me to move my seat 3 diff times to accommodate medical attention then deplaning an old lady tried to leave w my backpack bc she thought it was a roller bag and was dragging it down the jetway behind her. I wish she had been drunk to explain that

One lady in Comfort got drunk and vomited all over 3 MF ROWS but thx God that was way ahead of me, 2 other people passed out from alcohol and one guy had an arrhythmia bc he was late taking his meds bc we were 4 hrs late taking off and the bathroom stopped working 🙃 So that's Bsky vibe to me

I signed up for Bsky at a Delta gate waiting for a ground stop to finish bc storm then got on the longest most annoying flight to Vegas ever so maybe I shoulda took the omen

i feel like part of the reason why things are so bad now is because people aren’t afraid enough of ancient curses anymore

proud cranberry girlie

Whew it's like Brian Kemp's business dating profile for GA 🤗💀😱

Steak N Shake's marketing about YAY TALLOW backfires w me bc I just picture an order of fries w a stank tallow candle burning in the middle

Maybe they not the worst but I just have unresolved childhood hostility toward Cobb bc they were always tryna insult children in DeKalb schools' intelligence 🖕🏼

Oh God the jankiest Steak N Shake in the continental US is on GrubHub now 😭

Debating should I just buy a bunch of Krystals bc I'm gonna have stomach pain anyway after the Advil so might as well enjoy it 🙃

Are they ever gonna open that Raising Canes bc Google still corrects me it's a Krystal

I miss those ridiculous chicken fried Krystals from when they had a promo deal w Fabo

I got Burger King on GrubHub for like $5 one time and that GloRilla combo from Checkers for 8. No that shit not healthy but yall love shoving unhealthy food on poor people at Kroger then get mad if we buy it somewhere that heats it up first? Bet

All these shaming EBT arguments about not allowing hot food are now mathematically insane not just personally insulting bc the way staples are priced sometimes it does break down that takeout is cheaper per serving if you use a good coupon 🤦🏻‍♀️

Remember the ultra classic season where Simpsons got both John Waters and Johnny Cash within a few weeks of each other 😭

I had a total shutdown migraine all day until 11P after I finally took all the Advil I had left but Kroger is closed now and I direly needed to shop today thx everyone

I had a really funny dream about a studio I used to work at and I mooned one of the bosses I had there then went and smoked in a non smoking area with the other 🤣

When people talk about healthcare anxiety and White Coat Syndrome, I have it about this specific genre of doctor

I don't feel obligated to yield my opinions to people who just got to Atlanta and under duress but got critique, just like I don't expect any Grady babies to take my word over theirs bc I lived inside the city 20 years but that's still only half my life and the rest DeKalb / Chatham

Bill Campbell: I always get to sit up front bc I make other living Atlanta mayors look like monks! 😃 Shirley Franklin: Yall welcome you can all flush your toilets without your house falling into a sinkhole that started in the 1830s, thx for making me always sit in order of succession 😒

Anyone with actual perspective on Atlanta politics instead of just "how we should copy New York no matter wtf they're doing" will know how dark hilarious this inauguration photo is

Except the sheets but it's hot af from running the dryer all night w towels and it aint even been a whole week since the last time. And no mf carrying around myrrh is gonna ask when I last washed my comforter

Finally deep cleaned everything in time for Los Reyes

I thought this was a Garfield crossover w buddy from Turtles Records & Tapes as a child 🤣

The club will percent you to death or play net vs gross if they're crooked or the valets will set you up and God knowd what anybody around you is doing but saying they're creating a comfort women database is confronting the wrong part of the problem. In Atlanta.

I never trust any Govt Man further than I can throw the building but people saying it's a persecution registry and dancer licenses are unprecedented anywhere and/or it's a farce to shut down all strip clubs is not correct at least in Atlanta and maybe we all need to thank Alan Begner more

Somebody in OK govt went to Atlanta for a convention and had a brilliant drunk idea at the booty club but did not stop to compare Atlanta vs Oklahoma club scenarios when they got sober in the morning

Everybody laughing about this slogan clearly don't remember cinnamon 90s Dentyne that would make your taste buds deadass swell and not work right for 36-72 hrs. Big heavyweight in the OW I LOVE CINNAMON OW genre

further colonization yet you run back to that safety net at the expense of Black and Brown people. Be really honest with yourself about why.

For all those agreeing with outside Nations taking over I want to know why it never occurred to you that the Native Nations of the so called united states could not only govern but restore balance to this land in all ways. The answer to colonization isn't

America the country thinks it's the only one when it's just the lid for the other 2

That time Hat America wanted a canal

It's too much to ask I be "shocked" by the US doing the same shit that caused 50% of my DNA to be on this continent and why I'm not completely sure if my ancestors were from Colombia or Panama.

"And their rims were tall and awesome, and the rims of all four were full of eyes all around." Ezekiel 1:18

I guess I forgot to tell Bsky the story about my grandparents not getting along and throwing hams on Nochebuena due to vast cultural differences bc I told it too many times on Twitter

I try to see it the spiritual way that spiders are powerful messengers and friends but I would prob struggle w any friendship where they took this many dumps on my bedroom ceiling w no remorse

My mom's side was also into Xmas oranges but the story about how my abuelo was so poor as a kid during the Depression he got one orange yearly for Xmas bc citrus was an exotic myth in rural west GA

Did you even have grandparents if you don't associate the first week of January with being buried in piles of citrus waiting for Los Reyes to come

I always wondered if you could train a dog to convince 12 K9s to stop being snitches and become a seeing eye dog or nursing home buddy or sum, if you can it's prob that monk dog

Savannah paper says the monks put their dog in the 12 escort vehicle on the freezing nights for his safety and he hated it and wanted to get out 😭

Why tf everything is full of ghost likes and replies now. A sock puppet invited me to get coffee IRL do yall get that honeypots involve basic subtlety?

Same day as Noriega tho ikyfl

They fucked up my time mgmt forever closing Kroger at 11P shit only gets tolerable around this hour