I was supposed to pretend to go to bed early but I talked to homie on the west coast for 2 hrs on WhatsApp and now I have to watch GenX humor and cough

If I were a Christian I would have Virgin Marys and maybe crucifixes everywhere but I'm not so I have a lot of Jesus & Mary Magdalene hugging in a nonsexual but spiritually profound way

Reminder Jesus showed everyone Mary Magdalene was his heir apparent and the head Apostle by appearing to her first but even the resurrected son of God saying so couldn't get most of yall to not be dicks to women for an extra 2K years

you only limit yourself when you believe that you need to know how things will work out in order for them to work out

Petey Greene

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

"Laugh if you like aint a damn thing funny"

What blows me about GA tryna be on perma DST is they been told more than once if they wanna stop the clock shifts it's totally legal to just stay on Standard time year round. But GA was like NO WE WANT THE MADE UP ONE THAT GIVES PEOPLE HEART ATTACKS

I miss Wicks N Sticks. What an era that that was a thing

I need to take a shower to stop myself from buying this but the world was still winnable back when you had one of these instead of a iPhone

Harrah's Cherokee used to donate cancelled cards to our school for "math class" like were yall deadass suggesting we learn to count cards in 5th grade?! 🤣 Bc I was gambling for scented Sanrio erasers

I found out my entire WSOP league team is in Pakistan bc we all live in states with buzzkill gambling laws

I'm worried this "viral soft serve mango margarita" is just a way to gentrify chamoyadas

This says the storm effects for produce were "nostalgic by the 2010s" but I def remember some of the Krogers over here doing it well into 2018 before that mass renovation phase when they took away 24 hour grocery shopping like ghouls

I'm weirdly nostalgic they were taking out those produce coolers at Kroger that used to do the thunder and lightning soundtrack before the sprinklers came on

It's not my birthday yet and this feels like a threat

Howell Mill Walmart burned so much fire it turned into a Wayfair

Yall just pissed me off so bad with this AI "recreation" of going to a club in 2005 bc you mad we had enough sense not to film every fucking thing back in the day

Go ahead if you wanna do April Fools bullshit bc now I know what face you make when you lie

But you can't even smoke in WaHo anymore I don't understand the world

Is Waffle House fr the only thing left from my youth that jits can still do and aren't banned from without adult supervision until they're 26

My abuela refused to wear a seatbelt and thought they were more dangerous than getting ejected. Bc that generation had a WILDLY different concept of danger.

The neighbor's cat left a dead mouse in the middle of the hall and I donno if it's being a dick or if he thinks it's polite so everybody can share

Funniest moment on all of Deli Boys is dude saying "Chief Saab, my wife loves apple juice" and Mir pulls a whole Martinelli's orb out his Godfather coat 😭

The shit that's genuinely trippy about Atlanta isn't "aTLanTas nOt a ReaL pLacE" pandering but being from here and seeing all these mfs come here at a totally diff moment in their narrative and we're all in a dozen overlapping timelines fighting over timecode

Not today w yall shit

1/4" cables are an aux cord's fat grandfather

My mom and I went to 57th Fighter Group last night and I spent a lot of time tryna see if they still had headphones to listen to PDK air traffic tower, which prob not bc a lot changed since 1996 and I aint wanna scare the Zoomer staff asking about 1/4" headphone jacks

Yeah no let's be in the same time zone as Dominican Republic bc people don't read maps good and will do anything to prevent the serfs from being healthy

My latest for @decaturish, ‘Teen Takeovers’ aren’t the problem, lack of accessible and available third spaces are. The takeovers are mostly peaceful and penalizing 99% of the teens who show up for what 1% do is asinine. And for those who do act foolish, giving them jail time isn’t the way either.

My mom told me there was a sign about free poker league when she went to the bathroom but all I heard was poker in the bathroom. I would def watch if they started doing a celebrity poker stream from a high end casino's bathroom

I finally finished reading the Old Testament today after close to 2 mf years and I'm so relieved

RED DOG back. Maybe just let John Lewis rest he shouldn't have to see this shit

OF ALL THE FUCKING PERSECUTIONS WE SUPPOSED TO JUST EAT NOW YOU NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO HAVE A HEALTHY CIRCADIAN RHYTHM?! By law. That's gonna be so fun when the sun don't come up til damn near 10A in winter

My dad passing makes me feel like when they demo'd North DeKalb they left that Marshalls that used to be Phar-Mor and the movie theater. I'm the Phar Mor and I cannot think about any Lulah Hills ass future today, just right tf now and the distant past

I didn't eat the lid but tried to reuse the containers for contrband in school. It just got everything sticky but good initiative

I'm very into historic WWF this week it reminds me of when Pizza Hut looked like bootleg Frank Lloyd Wright and my elders were still tending the light at the end of the tunnel for me

"We used to be a proper country" No we didn't, some of yall just more upset at them breaking kayfabe than the centiries of injustice

This is how I access Bsky

Reservation Dogs S02E06 - Decolonativization Clip number 0116 #ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Skoden #NDN

Reservation Dogs S02E04 - Mabel Clip number 0038 #ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Skoden #NDN

Reservation Dogs S02E09 - Offerings Clip number 0086 #ReservationDogs #RezDogs #Skoden #NDN

When I'm really tf going thru it I watch the 4.30A news on WSB bc it reminds me of being at the studio back in the day before every mf thing was surveilled or posted and turning on that news to make sure nothing happened to anybody we know overnight

Sacred duties

Stay strong for those who love you and those who hate you. They both deserve it.

Post a tree you photographed This all burned in the Tubbs Fire

Eating Dubai chocolate and watching Married With Children to disrespect the illusion of linear time

💔☠️ This is filthy af, I loved homie in the kitchen who been there since deadass 2002 when they still let us smoke on the patio and prob way before

I'd like to nominate this photo of Mvskoke Nation Principle Chief Hill reacting to stitt calling himself Indian for his next official portrait

Even dude who wrote Behold A Pale Horse is looking down on Earth like wtf yall I didn't even say all that ikyfl