the other one is definitely a Young Kevin #monsterdon

let’s hope Young Gary dances and raps during the end credits #monsterdon

MATT DAMON!! #monsterdon

that scene was about the director’s compulsory military service #monsterdon

lol they are all so weirdly earnest #monsterdon

thank goodness a visit to the Best Western bar for some action #monsterdon

Kim Jong Il was ready to give up his nuclear program until he watched this movie #monsterdon

are these Korean actors in heavy makeup #monsterdon

nobody ever listens to Budget Max von Sydow #monsterdon

I was at an event this weekend where a vendor was giving away yo-yos. I’m 12 again.

“Um, maybe we should take the other plane?”

So, what I'm saying is if you have a little outdoor space you can start a moss garden. Get a big pot, deep if you also want a random tree. But the moss can make do with about 3" of substrate. Wild soil and compost is best. Potting mix is too light and crumbly. When you see moss collect a little […]

Keyless cars. I am 80 or 90 years old and do not need this

This woodchuck lives in the cemetery. I’ve been going there every day to do my french lessons

and they all fucked off into the airport paperback rack THE END #monsterdon

1980’s Little Doctors Medical Plan less nightmarish than healthcare today #monsterdon

“You’re going to that shrink or I’LL stick a probe up your pooper myself” #monsterdon

Walken is the least likely Christopher. Mitch Walken makes more sense #monsterdon

Took my 80-year old father to the grocery store. Together we have the shopping acumen of a single 131-year old man

fire: for when you really, really need to get out of a toxic relationship #monsterdon

did Junior even have fangs in this movie #monsterdon

SUKI’S MINE! *best vampire Bill voice* #monsterdon

really need to bring back filing of ‘insanity complaints’ #monsterdon

welcome to our fancy dress ball have you met our swamp witch? #monsterdon

swamp witch is my favorite #monsterdon trope

NASA: Just gonna crash this tin can at Mach 30 into a planet. Top that one, NASCAR

is there a Critters language boot camp #monsterdon

great now I have Pills by St. Vincent in my head #monsterdon

can never find a Wookie when you need one #monsterdon

there’s always a full moon in space #monsterdon

what really happened to Leo Johnson #monsterdon

it was bottomless until i pushed you in

She could be anywhere.

There was another exciting aspect to our hike today. For years I believed that the Tiny Balancing Sheep breed was just a myth, as I've done so many walks and hikes through the British countryside and never seen one. But reader, I was mistaken. And I have proof.

like every monarch, King Minos harshes the mellow #monsterdon

i think that vampire island space witch just likes watching him flex #monsterdon

Lou’s default expression is ‘trying to solve a hard math problem’ #monsterdon

oh no i have THE GIGGLES #monsterdon

if you could throw stuff into space just imagine what would be up there #monsterdon

Ursa Major Beatdown #monsterdon

never trust a river. lazy rivers #monsterdon

Someone call Lou he’d probably watch this with us #monsterdon

make it through this movie and the consulate is required to give you British passport #monsterdon

Suma is a baby! #caturday #catcontent #catsofmastodon #catstodon #fedifeline

if you don’t wake up in a shrubbery are you even fourth dimensioning #monsterdon

what’s Linda up to #monsterdon

would have benefited from monkeys #monsterdon

Linda is cracking me up and possibly an alien #monsterdon