valentine’s day came early this year 💦💦💦

can i come over and do this 🥹

nosferatu ass hands 🧛‍♀️💅🏻

plz follow me i have boobs

pallete cleanser

he said this is what happens to girls on the naughty list 😳

giving away 20 free subscriptions for giving tuesday AND giving all my fans a special surprise tonight! it’s giving GIVING!

watch me do it with no hands over at the nude posting factory (linkinbio)

like and subscribe

praise kink in the streets, degradation kink in the sheets

was queening out with one of my managers and then she informed me she is 25 years old

the view only gets better from here….link in bio to see for yourself 😏

if we are mutuals elsewhere can you reply here so i can follow you back :)

eerily similar to my pov when approaching a group of customers at the strip club

linking my *other* website here because it’s not in my linktree 😇 www.lanahartnyc.com

my therapist had me a do a lil exercise and we had to create a scale of 0 to 100 and she needed me to give an example of what 0 would be in terms of feeling no discomfort/anxiety and i said “after doing a whippet” and then she wrote for what seemed like longer than those 4 words

pov: you told me i can blow spit bubbles on it

the website where you can watch me bounce on it is on sale btw

never not jarring to see a pic of elon. that man is ugly as fuck, like jfc.

the guy who fumbled you to guy talking to himself in your dm’s pipeline lmfao

horny reminder that you can watch this ass in action on my special site hehe

anyway

not a lot of people know this but there’s a website where you can watch me get boinked

thoughts ????

trying to be more of a bluesky girly, hope that’s cool with everyone

elon musk is an ugly loser

dressing as a cold beer for halloween so he’ll crack me open and enjoy me with his boys

is this thing on??? (i forgot about this account for months, sorry)

is this anything ???

popping back in to post tit-e

just gonna put these here https://www.wishtender.com/lanadelslay

if you zoom pinch, pay UP

Other social media sites are for posting ABOUT drugs. This site is for posting ON drugs.

just a lil angel who’s never done anything wrong in her life

have a midday booking and have debilitating cramps and gas

it’s honestly gay how much i love my boyfriend, so maybe think about that next time you go to scold me for being a bisexual girl with a straight boyfriend

why do i lose all motor function after telling the cashier i think i might have exact change

from the tw*tter ashes we rise

old butt pic for the cultch

can’t stop thinking about this pic of my ass i took at work the other night

shit fuck i forgot about this app, so you guys still love me i’m sorry!!!

y’all mind if i look cute and sexy today???

heard a lil something about fishnet friday 🫦

If you’re not paying my rent that’s a bill issue

i’m fully suicidal and i wouldn’t have gotten on that submarine

was out of work recovering from surgery for five weeks and went back last night and looks like i still got it

why are tricks always named anthony lmao

dating a british guy and ruining his life for the glory of ireland

made my bed quickly earlier and when i got back realized i had accidentally tucked in my vibrators 🥹

Turn off the adult settings or you won’t see my ass