I’m sorry, but why does this cheap focaccia have melted plastic on it?

@justtmill.bsky.social hey! Important question in these trying times: What are the preconditions for a Purdue Harboring? We’re having a debate at @offtacklerepublic.bsky.social. Is this right? 1. At Ross-Ade 2. Purdue is unranked 3. Opponent is top-five? Or is it top-ten?

The original Memorial Stadium stood for the 200 students who gave their lives for the country. Sure feels like this makes them extras in the show.

Ah. The Bears remain the Bears.

At a grocery store parking lot in suburban Virginia. Dude rolls down his car window points at my Illinois hat and yells “ILL!” We are so back.

TOP TEN ILLINOIS THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨

Never forget.

lol

No big deal, just shattered a 100 year old Red Grange record.

Do u think Taylor Swift will end her engagement after Travis made her watch this game

another meme I had to release into the wild so that it would get out of my head

I need very little impetus to hate Mizzou, but heyo, fuck Mizzou go Kansas.

Popped in to the Other App purely out of curiosity. Popped back out.

These Mountain West ads are AMAZING

In a battle between Iowa corn and Kansas wheat, it looks like the local taters are winning.

Grand Muff Tarkin. God I love this stupid sport

MUFFED PUNT!!!

College football! Feel the excitement!

The preseason /r/CFB Poll, in comic form! (🧑‍🎨/u/TB25Uga) www.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...

*whispers* Revenge of the Sith actually holds up really well.

For a cool $4.9 million, you can own former Purdue coach Ryan Walters' custom-built mansion in West Lafayette! Now with extra lawsuits! And also an inexplicable urinal. www.offtacklerepublic.com/breaking-new...

Money goes in here. 👇

NEW—Earlier this evening agents from ICE/other fed agencies were outside Rhode Island Ave metro in DC asking people exiting the station for their IDs, per someone who experienced it. When the person presented their Real ID license, an agent said that wasn't sufficient. Luckily they had secondary ID.

The NCAA are cowards and the Michigan Wolverines are cheaters. But it's time to move on. www.offtacklerepublic.com/the-ncaa-are...

Salt n Peppa if they were into all-weather hiking: Let’s talk about Gore-Tex, baby

More armed militia in DC is objectively Bad. The more guns and the more legal and jurisdictional complexity with those armed units, the more likely that something irrevocable happens. BAD IDEA

BEARS BEARS BEARS

"Further, Stalions created an instructive document for the KGB titled “How to Steal Signals."

So @thumpasaurus.bsky.social has been in the lab analyzing the numbers, reading the tea leaves, and divining the entrails. The result? A multi-parter on what happens to CFB teams that finally break through to a 10-win season. Intro here, more to come! www.offtacklerepublic.com/ten-win-brea...

Not sure I needed a bot to tell me that I’m flailing.

This country needs a Week Negative One slate of CFB games ASAP.

Room Temperature Play

We're two weeks out from the return of college football. Let's rank some Big Ten mascots! (With apologies to the mascotless Illinois and Michigan fanbases.) www.offtacklerepublic.com/big-ten-masc...

…what’s going on here?

Holy hell, there’s football on the goddang teevee!

AI has decimated ad revenue and SEO for all kinds of sites. But you know what? We don't need it. We're going old school. www.offtacklerepublic.com/in-the-era-o...

Huh. It looks like the SBNation overhaul is going totally fine, nothing to see here! www.offtacklerepublic.com/sbnation-new...

As @janecoaston.bsky.social frequently says, the good old days were only good because you were either a child or you were hot. Nostalgia’s a hell of a drug.

Hey Tony Pettiti: We Don't Fucking Want This www.offtacklerepublic.com/an-open-lett...

MKE Home ❤️

@keasinho.bsky.social hello! would you mind following me so we can chat Big Ten volleyball stuff?

@beerinator.com, thanks for the English muffin recipe! This was my second attempt, pretty happy with the result.