I do like how it's perfectly acceptable to fall off the second and third floors but not, apparently, the roof.

Well-versed start to the first test there by England 🙄 #ashes

Top work HT, it arrived today :) @happytoast.co.uk Get yours at www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t... (Even the little typo that snuck in made me chuckle) :D

I don't know who needs this but if you listen to audio books then check out xigxag, a UK alternative to feeding the tech billionaire overlords. Complete purchases through the website rather than the app as their fees are 3-4x less. You can still listen through the app though @xigxaguk.bsky.social

This is completely insane and we want to build more of the things? I wonder how long it takes to decommission a wind turbine? Not 150 years I'm betting. Full article: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Is ladybird day a thing now? There must be thousands flying around out here.

Best get ready for the rapture

Cool, you get arrested for this now. Seems perfectly normal for these perfectly normal times www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Tough night. Not the result anyone would have hoped for but preventing suffering is always the best outcome. #commonDolphin #cetacean #stranding #BDMLR #SEWH

Had to revive quite a few of these in the last couple of days, I'm assuming the sudden cooler nights have caught them out. 1 part golden syrup to 1 part water in a shallow saucer seems to do the trick.

Bloke on the table behind me in the pub garden persuading the guy he's sitting with to invest 10s of thousands in a business because he's got a spiffy business plan with colourful graphs that's been drawn up by chatgpt and he can make 4.5mil in 3 years and this is where we are now 🙄

I have a £200 voucher for the Vegan Retreat in Bristol. But I'd like someone else to have it as they rescue animals, which is exactly what we do, so it would be home from home for us, hence we'd like someone else to experience it🙏 DM if anyone is interested❤️

Never fails to make me giggle:

Please: www.change.org/p/stop-the-i... #seal #beachtoy #bdmlr #plasticpollution #animalsuffering

Currently inhaling this ahead of my farm/rewilding project. A superb guide but also compelling tale:

Thank you @riveractionuk.bsky.social‬ www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Apparently I'm buying a little farm 🙄 Any resources/advice for rewilding the fuck out of it?

Ok, I give up. Is there any way to get past the dogs on Last of Us part 2 without shooting them because I just can't?

'AI' response boils down to, "yeah, I couldn't be arsed so I made up a load of shite," Nice to know that we're accelerating the boiling of the planet for this utter bollocks.

London, earlier today.

This. 👇

Dew on dandelion this morning :)

Although my trees are putting on a marvellous display there are still worryingly few insects about this year.

This is happening tonight! Join the fb group and bid for lovely donated unique pieces of art with all proceeds going to the critical support that southessexwildlife.org provide for our wildlife :)

There's probably a very sad tale behind this:

Please do join us for this year’s art auction to raise vital funds for South Essex Wildlife Hospital. If you are an artist or hobbyist and would like to donate please join the group and check out the artist’s information post. Please share this far and wide! www.facebook.com/share/g/15A9...

Have you been invited to Jordan Peterson's fashy intercontinental gloatjunket? No you have not because you (like me) are not a winner. Pathetic! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

A massive vote of thanks to the efforts of British Divers Marine Life Rescue who today freed a Humpback Whale tangled in plastic line in Scotland . Brave (it’s dangerous work) , rapid and effective . Thank you . Please donate here www.justgiving.com/bdmlr

I did not know we even had "global planetary defence procedures." www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Now that the government's entire plan of how to rescue the economy has well and truly disappeared over the horizon, I guess we'll just have to do something a little less environmentally damaging like rejoining the SM and CU? www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Is there such a thing as a financial psychologist? There has to be a measurable point on the journey of acquisition of vast wealth where empathy is replaced by money.

Just ordered some of these from @happytoast.bsky.social :)

More of this please: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Anyone know if there is the equivalent of the "filter:follows -filter:retweets -filter:replies" search on here to quieten down your timeline? Worked a treat at the other place. Thanks.

So many people leaving the other place, not long now until it's just Elon and Trump replying to bots

I've got a small (6x8) Star Wars print to give away. Follow me, like and repost this and I'll pick a name at random in 24 hours. If you want a bigger version they are available from happytoast.co.uk