time for my 10th coffee of the day waiting for this to eventually end 😪

Getting the chaotic urge to bleach the shit out of my hair

When will rina sawayama come out of deep freeze and save us

Emoji reacting to my own shitposts as therapy so I receive more of the energy I’m putting out into the world

rational fear of tweedledum and tweedledee

Just discovered ninajirachi is performing in Bristol in March and I’ve never needed to be at a show more in my entire life

I can’t believe this vacation is nearly over and I go back to work on Monday 😭 I don’t want to end

forgot to set my heating whilst I was visiting family so I've just got home to bristol and it was 8 degrees in my flat 😭

On a Tuesday?!? I lack the energy

I’m off work this week so I went and deleted all my meetings in my calendar so that I wouldn’t get pinged by them and then realised I’d accidentally deleted all of next weeks meetings instead 🫠

Just heard an am*rican refer to a length as “about 1/20th of an inch across” and I don’t have the strength to even attempt visualising that

Fireworks never scared me as a kid (even after getting hit by rogue one that my dad set off lol), but as a full grown adult they give me heart palpitations and make me feel so anxious 😭

deeply obsessed with whatever this is

When I flipped this card I almost cried with laughter because it was so unexpected and absurd 😭😭😭

Alright, the year is almost over so I'm gonna do a quick no-specific-order list of my top 5 albums with a one-liner for each. This was one of my favourite years for music in a long, long time, at times relentless with multiple fantastic albums dropping at once, it really was hard to keep up 🥰

I got sent a random christmas present with no name or gift note attached, so I have no idea who it's from and I am tripping out lmao - it wasn't from anybody in my family and none of my friends are admitting to it so I am so confused. Thanks random stranger for the Catan boardgame!! x

This isn’t a trick of the lighting my legs are actually this long x

I have a running list in my notes app dedicated to dnd character names and 99% of them are just various names for nasty little goblins

felt too lazy to cook dinner so i ordered takeaway and ended up eating too much because i didn't wanna waste food and now i am feeling the weight of my sloth and gluttony and understand why they are deadly sins

Got way too morose and introspective today and had the depressing realisation that if I continue to only see my dad an average of once every 2 years, I’ll probably only see him 15-20 more times before he dies, and idk how to feel about that

miss piggy flirting with and fawning over geoff keighley on stage is sending me into a state of psychosis

my anxiety is killing me today 😔

waiting for @thewafflestomper.bsky.social to post his wrapped so I can experience real culture again

my only attachment to thanksgiving is the glee turkey lurkey / lets have a kiki mashup fever dream and i look forward to listening to it on thanksgiving every single year

I have only 150 pages left in the last book of the Silo trilogy and everything is TERRIBLE I have no idea how this story is gonna get wrapped up properly with so few chapters left and I am SCARED.

sorry for WoWposting but my little guild of queers just managed to clear heroic dimensius and we are all very proud of ourselves (i died 5 seconds before the end of the fight 🫠)

I wonder if the kids being raised on AI voiceover slop videos are gonna develop “AI accents” the same way that people developed the YouTube accent lol

rosalia's album so good it crashed my itunes 😌

rewatching some treehouse of horror for halloween and realising that devil ned might have been my gay awakening all those years ago

How the hell did JO Nut get through the brand team with no hands raised

Did I buy the special edition of Caroline’s album even though I don’t own a record player? Well, yes!! (It’s gorgeous)

So about that new Rosalía single….

Just woke up so annoyed because I was dreaming but couldn’t work out how to turn the subtitles on so I couldn’t hear what anybody was saying 😭

Got into bed and was just settling down when i realised i forgot to feed my fucking bumblebee in world of warcraft and my brain cant let it go

I’m so glad we are getting so much good shoegaze music atm I’m feasting

really struggling atm to parse my thoughts around my mental health - it feels unreal how much I was struggling at the start of this year vs now, almost like two entirely different people in my head, and I have this weird guilt or anxiety that I’m not properly processing it at all

my handwriting has got so bad that i am staring at a post-it note from last week and i literally cannot read what it says

lying in bed and spiralling tf out bc I realised I have no idea how refrigerators work

I think my computer just died 😭

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

the fact that dr evil in austin powers wanting 1 million dollars isn't even that evil anymore

Pinkpantheress remix project is insannneeeee like WHAT are these collabs im gonna be so feral when this drops

Man it sucks to see discord hurtling so fast down the road to enshittification, there's really no other app like it for voice and video, but from a community management side they keep making the wildest decisions that suck from a privacy and security pov

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

The barista making my coffee jokingly said “catch!” as they handed me my order and made a motion as if they were gonna throw it, and I went immediately into panic mode and had a full body flinch thinking they were actually gonna throw hot coffee at me

Ty to HMV for delivering my copy of Ghost of Yōtei a day early so I can be insufferable about it before everyone else!! 🥰

TW: arachnophobia, but this spider web is kinda beautiful

Zara Larsson, Olivia dean, and Doja Cat all releasing their albums on the same day, oh we are feasting this new music Friday

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

scratches itching as they heal feels like such a design flaw in our biology