Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

we agree that it’s embarrassing for you to be up there

me in 2025 when the flight attendants start giving the safety presentation

*takes deep breath*

I need @edsbs.bsky.social to know that the ATL Airport B terminal Popeyes has a Google review identifying mashed potatoes with gravy as an “affogato” cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

BREAKING: The Pop-Tarts Bowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀 Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team." The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!

oh snap we got @spann.bsky.social on here?? This place really might be feasible

mental health break? you bet it did