Wait what

Goddamn Die Hard is so good (watching Die Hard in Christmas Eve)

In my life bingo card, I never had Trey Anastasio becoming a hipster emo troubadour playing with Hayley Williams and Bleachers

Other than jailing all these treasonous motherfuckers, I think a winning political message is “we will rip down all this tacky gold bullshit on Jan 20”

And here’s my EOTY list for 2025… Stellar Forest still at the top… hope more people check it out if they like Olhava meets Passage d’Hiver with amen breaks (ok not for everyone but I love it) #EPs #metalsky #EOY #lists #metal

Hey #metalsky, very happy with my final 42 AOTYs… rough order of relative preference with Dessiderium edging past Blood Abscission II for top spot… nothing too shocking for those that know my taste #aoty #lists #metal (Full list in alt text)

Can’t some hacker simply un-redact the files?

A PLAGUE UPON SANTA CON

Yeah I know is bad and impeachable that Trump is extorting state lawmakers, but what really resonates are the stories about how he smells weird and shits his pants

FEEDING THE WHEEL is currently just $11.86 on the 'Zon! Buy a copy for yourself, and another as a holiday gift for any problematic family members who don't do well with scares

Losing my damn mind lmao

Look at my dog smoking her cigar

Every Dem needs to get on board with prosecuting these criminals to the fullest extent of the law

True, but I’d take Daniel Clamp all day every day over Trump

WHAT… also this makes so much sense

The irony is that the information loss paradox would be an interesting metaphor to explore for a journalist, but she’s just a fucking bimbo

We are soon going to all laugh at the Tesla bubble.

Ah yes, the perennial “wow Tarantino is a sick fuck” think pieces have bloomed

Somehow Varg is to blame

Respect to Sabrina Carpenter

This doesn’t look that bad to me?

Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss

lol wat

Robert Pattinson's Batman is genuinely one of my favorite autistic characters I've seen in modern fiction. He's not the autism representation we deserve, but he's the autism representation we need. Or whatever the line is. (It's also just the best take on The Batman we've gotten in cinema tbh)

My Stranger Things take is that S1 caught lightning in a bottle between the cool end of 80s nostalgia (modular synths, D&D), a compelling second act for Winona Ryder's career, plus Matthew Modine and David Harbour. The show then steered into an unwatchable but profitable nostalgia humping ditch

Gobble gobble motherfuckers! Listening to Type O in the Keys for thanksgiving

Us car people were saying this ten years ago… we were correct that Tesla moved fast and broke a lot of shit so that the real car manufacturers would get it right, but didn’t quite foresee such a dramatic flop (and this says nothing about Musk)

I know we have a lot of plates spinning, but we really need more discussion about fucking weird ass Hegseth

This is so cool

IDK man, with this buzzer beater of MTG resigning… this week was almost as fun as that week we all thought he died

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

I wish @nytimes.com would be direct in a saying this man is a failure. If you polled trump voters as to why they voted for him, “avoiding foreign entanglements” will come up zero times

Losing my mind… when I saw @nytimes.com send this story to me… like… who the fuck cares?

JFC this new Lamp of Murmuur is really something isn’t it?

Man, that placement of the gold molding to left of Abe is driving some people insane

The funny thing is that real estate investors are REITs and pension funds not bald Canadians… building more affordable housing is good and accretive!

Ok, like I thought, this is tied to insane KPIs Tesla will not make… especially with this albatross

#metalsky what are we listening to tomorrow (today)? I got Pupil Slicer, but what else is good?

Wait… it’s printed out on PAPER?

Yes, the beer-stained teeth, gambling addiction and sexual assault were all disqualifying… but he was one of the Brooks Brothers Riot toadies literally putting his thumb on the scale for George W! It blows my mind

Grab those pussies!

**standing up** “I am a pantsuited girlboss…”

I think we can all agree the wrong team won the World Series

I must remind people that this was rated PG! How many kids were traumatized by this? (Not complaining)

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Happy spooky season to #metalsky! Please enjoy me cross eyed kissing my Abbath pumpkin

Me watching Micheal Jackson at a Halloween party, “Varg could never do Thriller”

Damn, #metalsky, saw Panopticon last night and got to chop it up with Austin after the show… excellent night!

Head spinning from the very same Silicon Valley billionaire ghouls that funded the raising of the East Wing very likely talked Trump out of invading San Francisco on Saturday