Cupcakes frosted with ex-lax chocolate buttercream.

Wasting our money and everybody else's time.

I miss JOANNs.

Mellow 43rd bornday. Lunch, maybe shopping, then work on my brother's care package.

18. They want Republican policies that hurt Black people but they also want Democratic policies to save them from the consequences of Republican policies that hurt Black people.

I drank half a bottle of THC juice and it felt like the earth was tilting back and forth. The only way to feel level was to lie on my bed like a vampire. Mantra: "You're just high, it'll be cool in a bit."

Convinced he's very stupid

And PUT THE PEOPLE THAT PEOPLE LISTEN TO OUT FRONT! Nobody wants to hear from Hakeem Jeffries!

Drink water and ate my fruit cup

Legal tech and cannabis

This stupid ass repayment plan is outrageously disrespectful. He's stealing from us but wants ppl to pay over $1000/month for student loans. BITCH!! Absolutely the fuck not.

Did they override her vetoes?

June Geminis?

It's SO bad!!! I want everyone to stop using GAI as cocounsel. Lawyers, pro se...everybody needs to stop it.

Pizza logs for dinner

I love when ppl end insults with "lookin bitch" or "looking ass bitch"

Months? Please repeat the question.

John Oliver has really been hitting it outta the park this season. Just going hard at the corps.

It was a success! I didn't faint.

Watching Lil Woody's greatest hits on YT

Breaking the law is definitely in his wheelhouse.

Roberts has thee WORST legacy of any Chief Justice.

My first real faculty presentation is tomorrow and I'm beyond nervous.

I'd ask for the receipt so can tally what I ate and send that amount. But I wouldn't block, cuz they might reach out. Then I can respond:

They haven't been paying attention. China would be happy to court our scholars.

Working on a stationery box as a late Mother's Day gift

Republicans to 45: Hawk tuah!!

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

I love my babies, but I think it's because of the large age gap. 22 years between me and the youngest.

Went for my first walk today since two years ago. My sciatica was acting up, so I had too cut it short. But it was nice that all the dogs I passed wanted to come sniff me.

There are many stereotypes abt Black ppl. Most of them negative. But the ultimate truth about our legacy is simple. The legacy of the African American is that we won rights for every demographic. Every domino that fell, it began with Black liberation struggles. Freedom of movement? We gave you that.

Damn, they really want us to die.

BITCH! Stop playing in my FUCKING face!! I'd say it's not legal but what do they care about legal

Exactly what Alito wants

I gave some of mine back.

Agreed.

Why does it look like he's enjoying it?

Maybe she can try again after CA adopts NextGen...if they adopt it

If you're a parent who received these interventions at birth, you shouldn't be able to reject them for your babies.

He better put that card right back in the deck.

Oooooo, bitch! All I can do is laugh.

He know longer works there. Where is the obligation for him to do these things? Also, he's not the only living former president. Please seek this from someone else. Like a member of Congress, the ppl who are still employed and ignoring their oaths.

HE IS NOT A DOCTOR Why didn't the drugs do their job?!

Which 'thanks' looks better on this card?

They keep playing in our faces...but I can't say what I really want

I paid $2.88 for gas before this muthafucka started his "excursion," and today I paid $4.02. He is a bitch and a half!

Today. Let's see what happens in November.

It's my birthday month!!! Whoooooo

Y'all gotta stop voting based on race. All skinfolk ain't kinfolk.