now is certainly not the time but i just wanna say……..i really support what Fergie did to the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star Game

me to the olympics

as a woman, the most unattractive thing a man can do in front of me is drink root beer

me texting from my phone: wazza how r u idk im fine me texting from my computer: Dear Sir/Madam, I’m writing to inquire on your general wellbeing.

one of the first facebook groups my husband joined was called something like “BUILD ADDITIONAL SPACE NEEDLES.” this is a great idea and we need it now, more than ever.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

While many of you are likely yelling “GO ROBERT MUELLER AND THE RULE OF LAW!” I’m yelling “GO SEAHAWKS!”

“quad god” is a fun nickname. but they’re saying it Too Much.

figure skaters should be required to look extremely campy. they should all have their faces painted. they should all be dressed up as mimes.

knowing that Sean Bean’s given name is Shaun Bean HAUNTS me

22 years since “Vertigo” was released and I still regularly think about Bono saying “uno dos tres catorce” … like catorce? WHY.

the world is very, very bad but the seahawks going to the super bowl is very, very good

i never really understood why Mr. Freeze isn’t Dr. Freeze. is he not a man of science???

man…… whoever decided to mashup “numb” and “encore” was a fucking genius!!!!

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

i would’ve NEVER forced sophie to make THAT choice!!! no way!!!!

I bet this guy went to parties and his friends would be like "cmon man do the face"

not only is nationwide NOT on your side, they’ve been actively working against you for your entire life!

kinda crazy Mazda, a real car company, made their slogan “zoom zoom,” the sound a baby thinks a car makes

you never hear about rocking out with your cock IN

do british people regard benedict arnold as good? in history class, are they learning about that “wonderful chap benedict arnold” ????

Hey, now, you're a Monstar, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Monstar, beat Bugs Bunny, get paid The basketball is a moon Only Monstars break the Looney Tunes

i bet his face got soooo sticky during this photo shoot

they should call him ‘mr. net’

the brooklyn nets’ mascot should be mr. met but with a basketball head. doing this would save the franchise.

vikings backup qb is timothee chalamet???

“copacetic” … A+ word

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

I feel very lucky that I got to talk about my Homeland-Security-mass-detention-Asian-American book on The Daily Show

This is an old Dwell article by one of my favorite writers. @evepeyser.bsky.social www.dwell.com/amp/article/...

am I the only one who thinks ALIEN EARTH is mid????

the Miller’s Crossing soundtrack absolutely rips. been bumping it all day every day.

the older i get the louder my sneezes get 😔

"The academic literature on hairy robots is sadly limited — and the results are mixed."

i had an amazing idea for how to make boston dynamics' robots less creepy, so i wrote a proper blog about for the verge: www.theverge.com/2024/4/18/24...

i’m no political scientist, but if i wanted to get a bunch of 18 year olds to make my 100 year old ass president again, i probably wouldn’t support banning tiktok

I wrote about the waning relevance of all-star games for nymag: nymag.com/intelligence...

“This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, the most beautiful is:”

“Iron Man (Tetsuo’s Version)”

my three-year-old niece is weeping and yelling “I want to watch TV” and wow, same

charmin making the tear lines on its toilet paper squiggly is truly genius and deserves greater recognition.

we, as a society, should offer greater respect to lil wayne for “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

my most strongly held belief: arnold schwarzenegger should not say “i’ll be back” in movies outside the terminator franchise

do you want to see something so so beautiful

calling out sick to work with woke mind virus

what do u think happened

hamburgers at real restaurants are too big. the ideal hamburger is mcdonald’s-sized.

how much was this person spending on iceberg lettuce???