I'm really really really really really really really really really really really ready for the State Farm ad with Key and Peele singing Livin' on a Prayer to go away

So after watching a couple videos dogging on Beast Games I've noticed that everyone is only half-heartedly doing so for the obvious rip-off of Squid Game that it is because it's so clearly is due to it being the most open secret since Beast produced a Squidgame IRL video. Cont ->

I'd love to not wake up tomorrow

Adding to this 100% correct answer, but what was left of a 'casual' fandom walked out after Rise of Skywalker was an instant meme factory for being incredibly bad. On par with the fandom death of Game of Thrones bad. What's left of Star Wars fans are people who made gatekeeping their personality.

Porygon Z should have been a branch evolution of Porygon. The Dubious Disc is mostly just a recolored Upgrade, so lore-wise it would be like someone thought they got the Upgrade to evolve a Porygon 2 but unknowingly bought malicious malware instead, which results in Porygon Z and why its so buggy.

The Buffalo Sabres??!

Been watching some old CGP Grey videos a lot. youtu.be/boezS4C_MFc?...

The absolute worst kind of nightmare is the one where you completely follow your morning routine because then you wake up and you've already spent the mental stamina to do everything to get ready and now not one iota of it is done

I want to turn into seafoam and dissappear

Please don't be scared, it's just my face

Disclosure Day? That is the most hilarious movie title; did r/conspiracy make it?

Another horror movie dream. Part Re:Zero where we all come back after we die, part battle royale death game, part twisted metal? setting? Please let me go back to not remembering my dreams

I dreamed up a whole horror movie last night. My own private dream-screening. A clock that kills people doesn't sound scary on paper, but it was really Final Destination in its structure of drawing strangers together only to kill them in convoluted ways.

'Sup, it's me again

A little distinction that bothers me when people get wrong: A space rock outside the Earth's atmosphere: asteroid A space rock currently in Earth's atmosphere: meteor A space rock currently on Earth's surface: meteorite

managed to get some art done before the year ends, at least. it's this wacky reversible "The Fool" tarot card, of Buggy, the Buggy Pirates & Cross Guild thanks @imposterkyle.bsky.social for the commission! I'm kinda sad I didn't get to draw Mihawk, but also kinda glad I didn't have to draw Mihawk

Anything is possible if you have

I finally opened up Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal and it's pretty amazing. It feels so wild that even with Tartakovsky's name on it that any animation studio, especially one in such close proximity to Zazlov, would take a chance on a story like it and one being told with close to no dialogue at all.

So I guess I get to suffer the existence of Elf for the rest of time

I am presently having trouble accessing joy

Excuse me but when did they make a Season 3 to Star Wars Visions? The best thing Disney has been doing with the IP and they aren't advertising them making more of it?

Had to block my ex which lingers in my mind but I just have to reflect on how much respect I was actually getting from that relationship

Reasonably annoyed that for every article about the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded, there are twenty about one person not getting it

I know I've expressed how dating apps are Hell but I've begun to encounter a new phenomenon where on the rare chance a match actually has a conversation with me and I ask them out, they stop responding. This has happened to me SEVEN whole times in the last two months and I'm at a loss.

Can Time Not Be Stopped?

Had a big edible and binged the new Futurama and... It's the worst It's ever been. Please let these characters rest.

Relevant again

Anxiety attacks at work 🎵

I hope I don't wake up

Dating apps make me want to kill myself more than any other individual piece of this miserable existence.

Facebook Group invite: Let's All Go to the Capitol and Derisively chant "EPSTEIN" so loud that the mics pick us up during the State of The Union address

Four favorites, no starters.

Breakfast of champions 1 banana JiF peanut butter Mushroom honey from the farmers market

Oh that is some high quality horseshit that

My light-novel idea: "After Having Been Reincarnated a Dozen or so Times, You Think I'd Have Gotten the Hang of Things by Now"

I'm going to fully lose my mind by July 4

This account is in danger of becoming a Kneesocks (Panty & Stocking) stan account

In before the public rejection of the Minnesota assassin. At some point I noticed that Conservative and/or Christian groups will react to one of their own committing atrocities by rejection of the individual instead of introspection and examination of the environment that created them.

Finally watched Adult Swim's Uzumaki and it's not even half as bad as I'd heard. In fact, overall I think it was on the side of good.

I'll look it up in the morning, I'm not a total luddite. But where on earth did the kids pick up 'vittles'? I'm getting the context that it means, ostensibly, 'food' but I'm having trouble if it is some blend of delicious vs nutritious

I feel like there has been no point in which Millennials have been regarded as cool by any demographic apart from ourselves. Literally my entire high school and college years, the generations before were derisive at us and to hear this is coming from the generation after us is of no consequence.

It's the third time this year I've gotten to work and realized I didn't have my wallet and I'm worried something is wrong with my brain

Look, I can't control my brain or why it suddenly thought of the idea of Ludwig von Beethoven as a cicada but sometimes it's nice to think of nonsense.

If you need to recycle your HP cosplay, just draw a black line on your face and now you're in Mashle.

Political cartoon idea: Moses (with tablets, setting the scene at Sinai) speaking with another man, a statue of a calf can be seen behind him. "Listen, I'm not a fan of the golden calf either, but I felt like the people making the idol had some interesting economic policies."

I need help workshopping this joke about a turkey with a controversial opinion and the punchline is "Baste."

Girl Scouts are discontinuing smores?!?!

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

The internet has claimed this and we are never getting it back. For the record: 1) The text comes from my book KAIBYO: THE SUPERNATURAL CATS OF JAPAN 2) The image is by artist Noguchi Tetsuya - Warrior takes an armored cat for a walk; 着甲武人猫散歩逍遥図, (2014). Neither of us are credited.

Listen, if you pronounce .gif with a hard G because of Graphics, I'm gonna need you to start pronouncing DOGE like 'Dougie' or I'm gonna start causing some problems.