My moms first game since 2019 ❤️❤️❤️

Oh my god I love baseball ahahahahahahahaha #bluejays

Like most self-books, I feel that the greatest strength of “The Body Keeps the Score” is in the title. Hmm maybe the body is involved with stuff. Cool. This could have been a pamphlet

Found a struggling bee so now my evening is bumblesitting

Wow this moon is aggressive

My professor emailed me to tell me my final grade in his course is 98% and I wrote back “is that good?” and he’s going to rescind his offer to supervise my thesis isn’t he

Me after lying for 50 minutes: I don’t think therapy is working

I am irrationally irritated at the news of Harry Styles’ engagement to Zoe Kravitz

Bold to think aliens would want to talk to humans if they make contact with Earth. Personally I think they’ll want to hear from the fungi

It’s been a year of emotional sobriety (no contact) ☺️

Blue Jays, you are beautifully confounding

Me when I’m feeling negative but also artsy

I wish I’d never got into perfume because of cannot afford the ones I want, so I end up feeling overwhelmed and defaulting to basic scents. It’s the difference between wearing Burberry Goddess (derogatory) and wearing Burberry Goddess (happy, don’t know any better)

Stocking up on copium for tonight’s baseball game (they’re still sick with flu ok!!!!!)

i love her

Blue Jays getting hella humbled lately 😬😬😬

Omg girl, so jelly

Sing me your songs, but not for me alone Sing out for yourselves for you are blessed There is not one of you that cannot win the kingdom

Tonight’s episode of Survivor has me UNWELL

Main character syndrome is out of control! This is offensive to me as the actual true main character

Baby’s first ball game of the season

I’m glad Bo Bichette has $40mil to comfort him

Getting ready to be a giant buzzkill tomorrow 😎

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Another season of being distraught and overwrought over baseball is upon us 🎉🎉🎉

If Instagram insists on “suggesting” people to follow I would like to also know why they think I should

One thing that never gets old is seeing people who look like you succeeding ❤️

Cal Raleigh:

At Toronto’s best educational (and free! In this day and age!) event, Astronomy on Tap w/ @dunlapinstitute.bsky.social Another full house.

Me chasing avoidants:

My low-stakes controversial opinion is that Joel McHale should host EVERYTHING he can. He has the perfect skill set. No notes.

I don’t have a love life but I do have the first 30 minutes of Barbarian, a great short film about a chance meeting and glass of wine with Bill Skarsgard

How do I become a normal person, one who remains unbothered when they see someone leave behind a sweaty gym machine or stop at the bottom of an escalator

Thank you for support and well wishes, friends. I appreciate you and am very grateful.

Things that have happened in the last week (trigger warning for the following): - an electrical fire in my living room when my cat threw up directly into the audio receiver -subway train I was on hit someone while coming into a station

Saison des crashoutées

I need white peoples to divorce themselves from the belief that racism requires intent and malice

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I would describe the energy right now as very “the invisible walls are closing in”

What the heck does $780 billion even MEAN

Solidarity to everyone being harassed by iPhone’s “you have a new photo memory” feature today

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

Bye, Saturn in my sixth house! Thanks for the sick workout routine

Sometimes I’m working and randomly think “you’re being therapized by a woman who just ate half a fruit pie in 10 minutes”

This is making me crash out just a bit

Best Bunny 🥹

Hey everyone--I'll be hosting a 2+hour workshop this Saturday on a more somatic way of looking at Saturn through Aries. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased through the link below. www.celestialhealingarts.org/event-detail...

Martinez ends her testimony with this: "If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."

The Magical and Elusive System of Hair Tie Distribution

I’m in! Now people have to listen to me talk about psychedelics and political conservatism 😈